Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II

Ah ha!

Back from the dead, assholes!

Oh ho ho!

Boba's got himself a lightsaber now!

Oh ho ho ho ho!

Make it two!

Ooh, red and blue.

When l put it together, what does it make?

Purple rain!

Oh, ho, no, he's gettin' away!

What's this button here?

Says ''long-range missile.''

Couldn't possibly -- could it?

Oh ho, and the quarterback is toast!

Oh, Boba!

Hey, hey, he got the girl.

What's with all the clothing?

Why don't you -- there's more comfortable.

Right on.

Oh, careful of the antenna, baby.

And that would be the most awesomest thing

to ever happen in the history of ever!

Can somebody get me a sock?

Hey, you're gonna be mad, Alfonso.

l haven't had time to get it cut, and my hair is whaaah!

Don't worry!

We will have you looking perfect, sir!

Uh-oh!

Look at you!

You look crazy!

l know. l look crazy.

Well, let's get started.

And how is the Empire coming along?

Last time, you were very excited about your Death Star.

Let's just say we're already building another one.

Uh-oh!

Yeah, l've got Vader on it.

Ugh. Just saying his name stresses my ass!

Uh-oh!

Yeah?

Turn your head for me, please.

You lost them?

Uh-oh!

l-l can't hold your hand anymore, Vader.

A hand l gave you, l might add!

No! No! Shut up!

Uh-oh!

l-l-l got to put you on hold!

l just want to throw myself in a hot bath and cry.

Oh, no!

You're looking for some guys?

What about a bounty hunter?

A what, now?

You know, a guy who looks for a guy for money.

My sister's dating one.

Alfonso, you're a lifesaver!

What's your midichlorian count?

Seriously, what do we need to do?

We put an ad in the paper.

Bounty hunters from everywhere are looking, looking, looking,

and then we got this guy!

l like it.

And l like where this is going!

Well, you got the face for it!

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lt's awesome, awesome, awesome!

Owen, you're terrible!

What? What'd he say?

What is so funny?

Well, Owen just said,

''l guess that's makes him 'Little Orphan Annie.' ''

lt's funny.

Come on, man.

Comedy, it's just tragedy plus time, man.

No time has passed.

l'm holding her dead body in my arms!

Sheesh! Fine!

Well, you just mark the date on the calendar

when it's okay to lighten the mood.

Never! lt will never be okay.

Luke, what's wrong?

l just can't believe Ben's gone.

Oh!

Did the 80-year-old man you just met yesterday die?

l mean, sorry if l didn't notice.

l was a little busy thinking about my entire family

and the other 2 billion people from Alderaan

who were just vaporized into dust 'bout three hours ago.

Gary, where is Jessica?

lsn't today ''Take Your Daughter to Work Day?''

No one actually does that.

Gary, you promised.

Keep your head down, Jessica!

Okay, daddy! Oh!

Mr. Fuzzybottom!

Oh! Ugh!

Ahhh! Ahh!

Here you go, baby.

Who is this little girl?

Oh! Lord Vader!

Uh...it's ''Take Your Daughter to Work Day, ''

and l know, uh -- you know, l'm sorry for bringing her,

but my wife says l never see her,

and -- and let's be honest. She's right.

Okay? She's right.

Do you have kids?

'Cause, l mean, they change your world.

Oh, l'm probably gonna get fired for this, but it.

l love my daughter.

That really hits me where l live.

What have you done with those plans?

Gary here never sees his daughter

because of people like you!

l'm so sorry you had to see that.

Are you having fun, being at work with your father?

Mmmm.

l know, l'm scary.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Yes, they are.

Move along.

Move along.

Daddy, you're not even trying!

Baby, it is 165 degrees on this planet!

l can't hear in this thing!

l was just repeating what l thought the guy was saying!

lt's not like it's my own mother thought on the matter, okay?!

Hon-- oh!

Baby!

See?

That's why l don't take my daughter to jack .

Make her tell us the location of the rebel base.

Good god, man!

l'm a doctor, not a savage!

This is a flu shot! Good day, sir!

You will make her --

l said, ''good day, sir!''

What the...

You trying to drown that kid?

What are you injecting there?

ls this the bloody Dark Ages?!

Why don't you just throw some leeches in there!

Oh, nobody listen to Dr. Ball.

He's just an old fool!

She's lost the will to live?!

What is your degree in, poetry?

You sorry bunch of hippies.

For god's sakes, don't use the billions of dollars

of medical equipment around us.

Why don't we all just get on our knees and pray?

We don't have knees, you mother .

Will that be all?

Hey, you didn't pay the check!

They're easily startled, but they'll soon be back.

And in greater numbers.

Oh good.

Okay, kid, Mr. Ackbar here

is ready to take this ad campaign coast to coast.

What have you come up with?

' Ackbar's fish sticks from the sea '

' They cook so tender and flaky '

' Whip some up for you and me '

' To pass them up is a big mistakey '

' Yeah '

''Big mistakey''?

lt's a no, guys.

What? That's nuts.

l think it works better as an instrumental anyway.

There's one.

Set for stun.

Ugh!

He said stun.

He wasn't gonna hurt ya.

He said stun.