The Eric Andre Show

Ladies and gentlemen, it's "the eric andre show"!

Welcome to the fifth season of "the eric andre show"!

We got a new band!

Yes!

We got a new guy!

Hannibal buress is back, baby!

I'm so disappointed in you right now.

What? Why?

- What is all this? - It's decadence.

Why are some of them black?

- I needed to see the vibe. - Where's your hair?

It's gone, baby. I don't need it anymore.

I do not like it as a bald.

What about like a vin diesel kind of thing?

No. You don't think I could be a bouncer?

For what? The grease shop?

There's no such think as a grease shop.

There is a grease shop!

There's no grease shop, hannibal!

They will create one because you'd be perfect for the job!

Power to the ranch.

Unh! Dude, I like what I see.

Can you burn this cd for me?

It's the secret recipe for crystal pepsi.

I like your style, dude. Are you hardened?

Do you want to blaze this synthetic weed?

It gave demi moore a seizure.

You seem mellow. You mind if I dance?

Dance for me, baby!

Wow, dude! - Why? What's...

I knew I recognized you.

Dude, we docked dicks at the lollapalooza cruise.

You're benedick popcorn, right?

What's up, benedick?

Dude, I took this reiki class with dave navarro.

He left this one heckler speechless.

Whoa! You're woke wendy!

You're the ceo of game gear.

Do you got steroid rage or something, dude?

You wanna burn some jared kush nerd?

What's up, jared kush nerd?

Let me hear your british accent. Give me a sentence.

Quid. Two quid. Mate.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of my favorite actresses,

Judy greer!

Judy!

Sit your beautiful black ass down, judy.

This is low.

Are you from detroit? - Yes.

I can tell by your... Eight smile.

Ohh! - Booooooo!

What do you mean "boo"? That was good!

What are you talking about? Boo!

- Hey. Ohh! - Oh, my god! That was so loud.

Did you want a hot dog?

I don't eat hot dogs.

- Oh, really? - I mean, not those.

Well, you got to eat some dogs, baby!

- you seem on edge.

Aah!

Thank god. I am starving.

You want a hot dog? - I don't.

You want any food?

No.

Oh. Oh! The coffee!

Oh. Yeah.

Aah!

Oh. christ.

Let's switch this whole interview up, johnny depp style.

You know what I mean? Oh. Okay.

Ohh!

You have to claim everything

When you go through australian customs.

I save every rat I find out there.

I don't have the heart to see 'em die.

- I found this rat on the train. - What?!

I rescued it. A rat from the subway.

Isn't it cute? Come on, man!

He was dying, and I pushed on his chest to resuscitate him.

How you got it on you and shit?

I'm trying to find the original owner.

He's pissin' and shittin' all down my collar.

He's big, and he's clawing.

Look at these frat guys. They always pass our drunk.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- What the?! - It's my last day.

It's gonna be your last meal if you don't stop that shit!

Hey, what if a pregnant woman comes on?

Well, she don't want to see that little shit you got, either!

When you just leave "catcher in the rye"

Next to 'em, cops think they're cuckoo when they wake up.

The wrong with you?!

- You got a husband? - You say something about...

Okay, alright, alright. Hey, hey, hey.

You want a problem, you gonna get one.

Sorry. I think you're beautiful. I have a crush on you.

Secret's out. Okay.

Are you one of the most emotionally stable actors?

'cause most actors are like, "blblb! Where's my medicine?!"

Ohh. They're like, "right this way, mr. Del toro."

Would you like to, in the future, if you're...

Yeah. You'll be okay.

Everything okay. Don't worry.

Don't worry right now.

It's... your future is okay.

Hey, you ever see that movie "bird box"?

Yeah.

Neither have I.

And we're back with judy greer.

I've been secretly videotaping

My nanny in my bathroom and I've been like

Catching her sweet drippin's

In a secret jar

Eww. - I built into my toilet.

Let's look at a clip of my nanny going

Oh! - To the restroom.