DEAD DEAD DEMONS DEDEDEDE DESTRUCTION (デッドデッドデーモンズデデデデデストラクション)

Radio Announcer: Today, we're expecting clear skies

with some scattered cloud throughout the Kanto Region.

A-Ray concentration is at 0.5 percent.

It's another great day to hang out your laundry-

Radio Announcer: Allow us to introduce to you

the A-ray Detector, today's one-time-

Watarase: Kadode Koyama.

Hey...

You still awake?

Yeah?

Kadode: I, uh...

You were sleeping through my lecture.

If you're tired, just go home and rest.

I'm sorry.

Watarase: Same goes for the rest of you.

You have university entrance exams soon.

It might be wise to save your energy for those,

not my class.

All right, we're done for today.

Oh, Kadode, can I have a word, please?

So, are you intentionally trying to get bad grades?

It's kind of weird to me.

You ace the mock exam but barely pass the school test.

Kadode: Please, sir.

I can't really explain it right now.

Look, you can do whatever you want, kid.

But you can do better.

Kadode: I don't think University is an option in my situation.

Okay.

Do you plan to work instead?

Kadode: Yup.

Gonna be a company slave.

Hey - nice backpack.

Do you know Isobeyan?

Watarase: I do.

Kadode: He's a mushroom-man from the distant future

that came to help the lazy Debeko find happiness.

Watarase: I know.

Kadode: He keeps his secret tools in his

Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.

Watarase: I know.

Kadode: And his favorite food is Isobeyaki,

mochi with seaweed.

Watarase: I know.

What would you do if

you could fly freely in the sky, Mr. Watarase?

That's the kind of thing

that only happens in your manga.

Let me dream about it, at least!

How can anyone really know what the future will bring us?

That's what Debeko says.

Future, huh?

I have a feeling that the future won't be as bright for us...

As it always is in my manga.

Hey, whatcha doing, Ai?

Kiho is about to ask someone out.

You have a chance?

Rin – I told you.

I don't fight unless I know I can win.

You got this, Kiho.

Kohiruimaki looks pretty nervous.

Where's Ontan?

She said this was all just a big joke.

Kiho: Bastard.

Unlike her, I have a life.

Radio Announcer: Due to an experimental bomb

dropped by the U.S. Army,

Ota City has been polluted with high-density A-Ray.

Trace amounts continue to be measured

within Tokyo Prefecture.

When we return,

we'll have coverage of today's press conference

held by Defense Minister Kaminari.

Kadode: That sound again?

Oran: So, how was it?

Kadode: How was what?

Oran: You said today was the day.

That you'd finally get a chance to

lick Watarase's perfect pink nipples.

Yeah – I never said that.

And as always, absolutely nothing happened in the end.

How about flashing your boobs?

Maybe you should try that.

I think you're missing the point.

For real?

For real.

Kadode: Ever since the ship appeared that summer,

the all-knowing adults just kept saying

"Everything has changed. Everything is different now..."

And if it has,

I've always wanted a bit of change in my life.

Looking back now,

I realize that no change at all is its own kind of happiness.

An earthquake?

Officer: Nothing on the seismograph, sir!

Officer: Misaki Port's tide station is reporting a tsunami!

The Sunosaki Lighthouse has also been damaged,

along with buildings in the Ito and Mera districts!

Officer: Sir, above us!

Visual on an unidentified craft!

Tokushima: Unidentified object above

the Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?

Length five thousand meters?

Kaminari: The object is headed towards Tokyo Bay

at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.

It's yet to be confirmed,

but we cannot rule out the possibility that

this may not be from Earth.

Put in an immediate request for support from

American, Chinese and South Korean leaders.

Okinawa has a U.S. base.

It has a B-52 ready for reconnaissance

and it's airborne as we speak.

First thing after inauguration...

Right.

Hasegawa: We go now live to the Tateyama Region...

Where there is significant damage

caused by the U.A.P.'s arrival.

The object is currently headed toward Kawasaki.

Haneda Airport has been completely closed,

as well as all Japan Rail routes.

Announcer: Evacuation notices

have been issued for the following:

Minato City, Shinagawa City,

Ota City, Shibuya City, Meguro City

and parts of Kawasaki City.

Hasegawa: Just now,

two unknown objects have detached from the craft!

Officer: We have two people refusing to evacuate.

Well, just keep at it.

Officer: The U.S. Airforce is going to

attack in fifteen minutes if that thing doesn't stop moving!

Would they really take that risk?

Over an urban area?

Pilot: Utah, Alpha, Papa is unresponsive.

Preparing for engagement.

Ready to burn this bogey.

Hasegawa: Three years later,

the city of Kamata is still recovering from

the the U.S. attack.

The effects have been long lasting.

In the shadow of the mother ship,

protesters call for compensation.

Many feel their civilian right to 'sunlight'

has been violated.

Victims of the August 31st incident

include airline passengers,

as well as those lost in the collapsed buildings.

Hasegawa: The origin of the mother ship remains unknown.

If there are any living beings aboard that ship,

their intentions are still shrouded in mystery.

With Shibuya at its center,

the ship dominates the Tokyo skyline...

Oran: Where do I even begin...

It's just so amazing that he and I share

the same taste in music and movies and art and-

Aw, spare me!

You probably post love poems

on social media too, don't you?

-Gross. -Kadode: Here you go, Ontan.

Why are you sentimentalists so disgusting, huh?

Hey, hey, you know what, Oran?

It's not like I'm trying to earn your approval or anything!

You should be more like Kadode

and just be honest about telling people

that you want to bang your teacher.

Ontan!

Does she know what she sounds like?

Oran: Kiho, you're a follower...

so you get this tiny piece.

Kiho: Wait - what?

I really can't help it if you're jealous.

Maybe you should try getting a boyfriend, Oran,

and then we can have a civilized discussion.

Putting others down just because

you can't relate is so childish.

You don't realize...

Love is the magic that turns us into true women.

Wh-what the-

Kadode, you need to kill this psychopath!

See ya, Oran!

I hope you're ready to get crushed again tomorrow.

Buh-bye!

Oran: So?

How's your mother doing?

Kadode: She's always sleeping.

Oran: Want me to drop by your place?

Kadode: That's okay.

Kadode: Ontan, what would you do if you could fly?

Oran: Sounds cold.

Oran: You know what?

I think it's time to rid this world

of all its stupid fraud and vanity.

Maybe I should start a cult.

One day I'm going to make these capitalist pigs

realize what the real threat to humanity is.

It's not some dumb spaceship or invader – it's me.

Sounds great.

Girl power!

Hey, now.