Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

WALL OF YOUTH

Ok, people.

We have a guest from the Christian Businessmen's Association

to tell us about a really neat event down at the mall.

So, then the power goes out, right?

And like all the dinosaurs bust out of the fence.

Cool! Is this a true story?

Of course it is, dillweed, they got the idea for book.

Please give Mr. Cobb your full attention.

Hey, young students. I'm Clark Cobb, from Cobb Family Hardware.

Here's the deal. Saturday morning us christian businessmen

are gonna set up a wall right in front of the Toe Town shoe store.

The idea is for the local youth to put out words and poetry on it.

- It's going to be a real pride booster. - Then, this one dinosaur...

he spits his poison crap on the fat guy's face

- and then he attacks the dude in his own car. - The dinousar had a car?

How else you think he got there, dumbass? On a bike?

Shut up, butt hole!

Ok people, this sounds like a really wonderful opportunity

to be creative.

Who wants to contribute to the "Wall of Youth"?

I believe Beavis and Butt-Head could use a creative outlet.

Beavis and Butter, you'll be sure to be down at the Toe Town by 8:30 in the A.M.

Cool!

I feel a dope groove coming on.

Rock on, Beavis.

Hey Butt-Head, which one is the "Voe"?

It's that guy.

- These guys are cool. - Yeah.

They kick butt!

Bivins is the cool one tho.

He's the dude who was on a toilet taking a dump in that Boyz II Men video.

Oh ye, yeah. That's cool.

He's like reading the newspaper and stuff.

They should be like on toilets on this video too.

Yeah yeah, yeah.

That would be cool.

I like the other video these guys did, "Do Me".

Yeah, yeah. "Do me, baby".

I like that one 'cause it's about, you know...

You know.

See, right there they could put a toilet.

Instead of them dancing, they could all be on toilets.

Yeah yeah. See, like, right now she's looking for a parking space

and then she'd like go to the toilet. And they could show it.

Yeah. Now you're catching on, Beavis.

This sucks!

Yeah, change the channel.

Hey, baby... what are you doing?

I'm writing a poem. It's about a girl whose lover,

an housing english teacher dies in a boating accident. And she is so sad.

She... she drowns herself in a hidden pond at their secret meeting place.

It's called "The Weeping Pool".

Cool!

Was that guy, like, "decrapitated"?

Whoa! Look!

What's that?

It is an homage to the greatest artist of all times.

- How come there's no chicks? - It's Picasso, you idiot!

Pick your own asshole, asshole! Pick-ass-o!

- Pickasso. - Idiot!

This sucks! Let's watch TV.

Here on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial

are inscribed the thousands of names

of servicemen who gave their lifes on that bitter conflict.

Each day, visitors remember the dead leaving flowers,

notes, pictures, and for some former comrades, beer and cigarettes.