Somante Krithavu (സോമന്റെ കൃതാവു)

Brother, your paddling doesn't look majestic.

Let the boat propel.

Get lost!

Better poke your ass.

Hey, Soman.

What about the arrival of bird flu vaccines?

That's up to the government, Saji.

Thank God, if it comes.

Can't you use herbs instead of chemical tooth pastes?

I can get you one, if you want.

Oh, no, Soman!

The moment I bit the leaf that you gave me yesterday,

the bitterness knocked out my receptors

from my throat to the butt.

I already have got a first class paste

recommend by the dentists. That's enough for me.

But this is the best for teeth.

A big No! Thanks.

Where are you eyeing on, while delivering papers?

You, made of Ajinomoto.

Oh, was it on this scoundrel that the paper hit?

Wow! What an aim!

Get lost!

Dear Soman,

Are you hurt?

Nothing, but a slight sprain on my back.

That's what I told earlier.

It's good for teeth,

but not for bones.

Am I buying newspaper to read advertisements?

Mommy!

Mommy...

What the heck?

A lot of space here,

and only under the mango tree, could you burn the litters?

That wasn't planted or grown by you.

It grew by itself.

Oh, my God! My flour!

Oh!

Crappy spoon!

Awesome!

The flour has risen up like firecrackers.

Today's breakfast is going to be yummy.

How fast have you run, mom?

What?

Now do you understand why I don't put tiles on the floor?

As if you are going to convert the house into Tajmahal.

Get lost, you crazy.

The flour has risen up well.

You must have added either yeast or baking soda into it.

No, it came up along with the tidal rise.

I know your character very well.

I've added just coconut water and banana in the flour.

You need not abstain from eating because I added yeast to it.

Okay, get me the breakfast.

He's playing with the eggs

if sold, will get you 8 rupees.

What on earth is it?

Who do you want to show this to?

His crappy side-whiskers.

No need to stare at me.

Soman's Side-Whiskers - Film Title.

~ A big copper pot full of paddy is filled. ~

~ When yummy dishes made of Chembavu rice ~

~ are served on a brass plate, ~

~ The villagers joyfully wave with a paper plant in their hands. ~

~ The wind caress the gooseberry plants. ~

~ The Thiruthali plant looks gorgeous wearing an earring. ~

~ The Kayyoni herb sways to and fro in the yard. ~

~ Everybody looks up to the village. ~

~ The village is rich in greenery. ~

~ There is a guy who waters the plants using a pot. ~

~ The palm trees knit umbrellas out of their leaves. ~

~ This guy spreads millet seeds and some love all over the field. ~

~ The birds sing songs on the fields. ~

~ Our mother earth is so beautiful. ~

~ He sips fresh cow milk. ~

~ He eats meals with spinach curry. ~

~ He is soft spoken. ~

~ He tells no lies. ~

~ But only spreads the word about the glory of soil. ~

~ His hands are not corrupted. ~

~ He doesn't even have a thought of deceiving people. ~

~ The blue dragonfly smiles on the water hyacinth plant. ~

~ The Kayyoni herb sways to and fro in the yard. ~

~ Everybody looks up to the village. ~

~ The village is rich in greenery. ~

Soma, just wait.

Unni, write this.

Going to the site, right? Get on the bike.

No, Saji. Yesterday, I was sitting all the time.

I didn't get a proper walk.

If so, you may ask for Devan's catering near the post office.

Make it fast.

It's a long distance to walk.

Keep the bike there.

Let's walk together.

You may walk alone.

Keep the bike there, it seems.

Did you say beans, 1/2 kg?

Hi Ponnappan..

Oh, Soman, I haven't got any change today.

When did I ask for change?

Keep these too.

He comes here saying that he needs change.

But he doesn't buy anything saying that

these veggies are treated by toxic pesticides.

He's a waste.

Are the veggies actually treated by poison, Ponnappan?

Of course! Oh, no!

That is just a myth.

Nothing of that sort happens in Kerala.

We are strict in food matters.

Malli, two more bowls of cement.

Two bowls of cement are already there.

Malli, can you carry two bowls together?

- No, brother. - No, right?

If so, unload it and come again with the bowl.

Okay, brother.

Keep the bowl here.

Oh, See him smoke. Cough is not up to the mark.

You need to practice.

Soman is coming. Hide the cigarette.

It's Soman, and not a petrol bunk.

You may suffer the consequence.

This is beedi.

Organic.

Organic rascal.

'I smoke a beedi every morning'.

'Meet any friend, the first thing offered is beedi'.

'Some people say that those who don't smoke,

have no beard.'

'A man who doesn't keep a beedi on his ears...'

Heard that you supplied Biryani at the marriage function

at Kavalam Church.

Yes, it was our catering.

It was chicken biriyani, isn't it?

Saji...

I understood what you are talking about.

But this is not that Biryani.

This is a heavenly biryani made by Janaki, only for you.

Really?

If so, give me a big piece of chicken.

- Don't give him any. - Get lost.

- Then, give, he needs to find fault with it. - Of course.

- Thanks. - Hm...

Eat only what you need.

Don't let the cholesterol shoot up.

Oh, you were here?

Are you not eating?

Please don't feel bad.

I don't eat anything from outside.

I carry home food everywhere.

Dear, the food is from our own catering.

Just taste it.

No, thanks.

Don't force him to eat.

He eats only organic food.

- Nice. - Hey, it has come out well.

Now, I'll pose.

You also join me.

Both of us should look smart.

You must fit me also in the frame.

Okay?

Now, take a picture of us together.

Okay, you go and stand there.

How sad!

Oh, they started right in the morning, huh?

Stupid brats.

Don't they have responsible people at their homes?

You move a little sideways.

Now, okay.

Go to school instead of playing around here.

We came just to know if we could get a sapling of it, aunty?

Aunty?

Don't make her upset.

Aunty will get angry.

Aunty is your... Run to school!

Run! Run!

- Run fast. - Run, all of you.

Rajamma, they must be beaten on the butt, with a wooden stick.

Let me meet the principal.

I must not see any one of them here.

Jabbar..

What's the matter?

That's about 'Buttocks'.

What?

Some time before, the forest was cleared

on account of Gandhi Jayanthi celebrations.

That day onwards, the buttocks tree is a headache for us.

Can't you just cut it off?

Nice idea.

Will your boss reach on time?

He is very strict on that.

If he's not on leave,

he will be here exactly at 10 o'clock.

Ikka, the jungle is less dense outside.

Oh!

Our Sir bought it, and kept it here.

They are oxygen plants, it seems.