Helloween

Trick or treat, smell my feet give me something good to eat

Let's try this next house.

Oh, Mummy, Mummy! Look at the boy with the axe.

Cool clown costume.

The err, sweets are there. You can help yourself.

Nice night for it.

Happy Halloween.

You too.

Kids.

Fucking kids.

What are you looking at?

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Trick or treat.

It was Halloween night 1996,

when the ten year old child

the press named Cane,

the Killer Clown,

decapitated his foster parents

before taking the lives of three more

on a bloody trick or treat rampage.

That murderer resides inside these walls

of Morton Down Psychiatric Hospital.

But what drove a child

to commit such a atrocious crime?

I'm John Parker

and this is "Why Kids Kill."

A thing like Carl Cane is beyond logic.

You'll go crazy looking for it.

I spent ten years trying to understand him.

- The system is a trick.

There is no treat.

They, will, pay.

Get out of here Dr Marks!

- The next 10 years, I made sure it would suffer.

Never see beyond these walls.

Carl Cane's an abomination.

It's evil beyond anything you and me can comprehend.

Hello?

Hello? You ok?

We're talking about the wave of creepy clown sightings

across the United Kingdom.

The craze started in late August

and reports of threatening clowns

has been on the increase since.

- Once again,

all the clowns were reported

wearing the same lashes and slashes makeup

that has become

their trademark look of terror.

- Three red eyelashes on one side,

and this red slash down the other.

The clowns seem to be growing in numbers,

and panic in the public is rising.

- I have two kids in junior high school,

and they are scared to death.

The lashes and slashes makeup

is a statement of intimidation.

- A new report of a clown pops up by the hour.

The police insist

the clowns pose no immediate danger.

There's mounting pressure

to arrest anyone wearing the makeup.

You're not even safe online,

and the hashtag clownpanic

is trending daily.

- Clowns have been Spotted at government

buildings and even police stations.

- The creepy clown craze

is no longer a laughing matter.

- It's like a clown cult,

and I believe the government is neglecting something

that could be gathering the power

to hurt us all.

- There's only one word

to describe what the country is

feeling this Halloween,

and that is afraid.

Okay, I'm driving, then.

You can't.

Err, why not?

You're drunk.

Not drunk enough.

Shots, come on.

No, Alice, we're going home.

I've got a better idea.

What?

Tequilas!

I bet you.

That's mum again.

Yeah, and she's going mental.

The woman is mental. Fuck her.

Alice!

Alright I'll stay out. You go home.

Alice, I'm not leaving you like this.

I'll be fine.

It's you she's worried about anyway.

Alice, don't start this.

Start what?

Oi, start what?

What's so funny, fuckbag?

That wasn't me.

Okay, yeah, that was actually pretty creepy,

clown boy.

Alice, let's just get to the car.

I bet you that axe isn't even real.

Shit, it is fucking real.

It's fucking real!

Ah, shit.

it is fucking real!

Get in!

Oh my god.

Where'd he go?

Okay, that's freaky.

Yeah.

Did you hear that?

What the fuck is that?

Fuck!

- Oh my god! - Fuck!

What are you doing?

What? Everyone else is doing it.

Why is he doing that?

I don't know.

- Why is he pointing at you? - I don't know

Soon.

Weird.

Fucking clowns.

- It's one more day to Halloween,

but it's looking more like Helloween out there

with all these clowns running around.

Have you encountered one?

Do you know one?

Are you one?

Get in contact.

I want to hear everything clown related.

- I can't believe you didn't call the police.

The police? Seriously?

Oh, yeah.

You're all out of milk.

Well, then throw it away.

Jesus.

My point is you were attacked.

He scared us shitless.

That's all.

That's all?

They should arrest the lot of them.

That'll put an end to this clown thing.

Look. It's just a bit of fun.

It's getting out of hand.

A total waste of resources.

Here we go.

For you.

Thought your generation were over letters?

Who's it from?

I can't believe you're not watching this!

Check it out.

Ow.

Good morning, Leah.

Clown fear is gripping the nation

and infecting the internet

with regular hits

to a top 10 sightings chart

dedicated to showcasing

the latest and scariest encounters.

With this video

grabbing last night's number one spot.

Yeah can you. Slow down.

I didn't quite catch that.

-Why is he looking at you? -I don't know.

And that's the sound of us going viral.

All right, I'll be there in 10.

I've got to go to work, OK?

Love you both.

- Who are these lashes and slashes clowns?

What do they want?

Is it a hoax or building a threat?

No one knows.

But this Halloween

is certainly shaping up

to be all trick,

and no treat.

Last night's reports.

- Where is he? - Your office.

You left him in my office.

I didn't know where else to put him.

Try the visitor's waiting room.

But he's from the US government.

US government, really?

Ellen.

- Dr Carpenter, please report to psychotherapy.