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Good morning, Superjail!

You're listening to 98.5

The ray!

This hellhole's numberone voice of freedom.

Sounds like number 2 to me!

Get off my frequency, rodent!

Speaking of number 2, here's what rat thinks

about that b.s. Work duty

Warden is shoveling on us.

- Aah! - Aah!

Shut up, hack.

The ray will lead the revolution.

Don't eat that cafeteria slop.

It's laced with cough suppressant.

Hey, like a horse took a dump in your bowl!

Turn that crap down!

You turn that crap dow...

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Aah!

You're listening to 98.5 The Ray.

Ohh!

What if this incites the inmates even more?

I mean, whoever they are,

The Ray and The Rat have lots of loyal listeners.

No prisoner of mine is gonna miss

some cowardly voice on a staticky old radio.

I won't... I mean, they won't!

Nope, but I'm going to give them

3,000 channels of Super TV!

And how did high-school gym class make you feel?

I don't know. Different, I guess.

You are different.

You're a beautiful, strong woman.

Right, audience? - Yeah!

When we come back, Alice tells us about the first time

she stole her mother's personal massager.

And someone in this audience gets a brand-new pruno maker!

Enough with the daytime talk, huh?

What else is on?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Give me that.

Aah!

- A heat wave is... - Taste.

Jailpup!

He's not even a real dog!

I thought we should talk.

I'm all ears.

We both want to destroy that idiot and rule the airwaves.

Maybe it's time we join our forces and build a new empire!

Where are your forces?

"Jailpup" is definitely the breakout show of the season!

Really?

Oh, don't be so in character!

I don't remember us green-lighting some of these other series.

TV isn't rocket science. It's brain candy!

All you have to do is trust your gut.

Well, whatever you're doing, it's working.

Shh! It's time for "Jailpup."

Looks like we're all out of worms, Gary...

I mean Pop.

Good thing I brought one of my own.

What is it, Jailpup?

Ohh! Is China stuck in the septic tank again?

Don't go!

Come back, Jailpup!

I'm sorry!

Today's program is bought to you by the number 2.

They are playing our show.

We ought to be in pictures.