The Thundredth

- And that's when I knew I had seen my 7th UFO.

- Wow. Another great story, Cherry.

Kids?

What happened to you?

- We saved a beached whale.

Then it said thank you by spitting seaweed on us.

The save would've gone smoother,

if I had the land, air and sea rocket

I requested from the Hero League.

- Oh, the rocket shark. - Yep.

It goes from scuba to sky in 2.8 seconds.

- Hey, thanks for waiting for me, Cherry.

- Aw, it's cool, but I can't hang out

or else I'm gonna be late for work at the Clam Castle.

- If President Kickbutt had just made you my supe assistant

like I asked, your job would be hangin' out with me.

- I am very qualified for that job.

I know!

Know what? I'm gonna call Kickbutt right now.

- Not if I call her, first.

- Hey, kids! You can't bother President Kickbutt

with your frivolous requests.

- I have been called a lot of things,

but frivolous is a word I don't know.

- It means she's too busy to take your silly requests--

like last week when somebody asked for space hair gel?

- Do you think I want my hair to look like yours?

Okay, fine. We promise not to call President Kickbutt.

Thunder Monitor, call President Kickbutt.

President Kickbutt is not available.

- Is she blocking our calls?

Yes, but you didn't hear it from me.

- She can't hide from us. Chloe?

- Hey, we need you to go get President Kickbutt.

- I guess my tea party can wait.

- So, did I ever tell you guys

that I once met an alien named Gramulak?

Funny story.

- So, I say to you supes--

Why am I here?

You kids interrupted my State of the SuperUnion speech.

- Sorry, but we have some issues

that are really, really important.

- Yeah, I need my rocket shark.

- I'll tell you what I told you the last ten times--

never!

- Well, have you reconsidered my 300 requests

for Cherry to be my supe assistant?

Here's my resume.

- This is just a picture of a cherry.

- I feel like it sums up my experience quite nicely.

Nailed the interview!

- I'm getting out of here

before anyone else asks me for something.

Yo, Evelyn!

How 'bout a date?

How about I end you?

That's not a "no."

- Take a hint, Colosso. She doesn't have time for you.

- Yeah, she's here to give us stuff, so I was thinking--

- The rocket shark, it's like this car, three wheels--

Enough!

- But we're contenders for the Z-Force.

Helping us is part of your job.

- Maybe I don't want this job anymore.

- Well, you're the president. You can't just quit.

Watch me!

I quit! - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Kids, I told you not to call President Kickbutt.

- Well, they can call you now

because you're the new Hero League president.

Me?!

- Regular citizen Kickbutt, out!

Psst! Chloe, teleport me home.

¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Is not what you get ¶

¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶

¶ We fit right in ¶

¶ Bet you never guessed ¶

¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶

¶ Just like all the rest ¶

¶ A picture perfect family ¶

¶ Is what we try to be ¶

¶ Look closer, you might see ¶

¶ The crazy things we do ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's our reality ¶

¶ Just your average family ¶

¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶

¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶

¶

- Did you just make President Kickbutt quit?

- And did she just make me the new president?

Kids, you need to fix this.

- I feel terrible. We didn't know she would quit.

- Yeah, we just asked her for a few things

every day, over and over.

- Well, maybe Kickbutt didn't mean it.

She didn't even send a presidential liaison.

- Hello, I'm your presidential liaison.

Hank Thunderman, I need to know

if you'll accept the nomination.

This is insane.

Uh, sir, we need to speak with President Kickbutt.

- Oh, she's disappeared to a place

where you annoying Thundermans would never find her.

Her words, not mine.

- Don't you speak that way to the emperor's daughter.

- I don't know. It's a big decision.

- Oh, it's bigger than big.

The Hero League will be without a president, if you decline.

I'll give you some room to decide.

- Phoebe, do you realize what this means?

- We drove poor Kickbutt so crazy, she quit her job.

Am I really that annoying?

Don't answer that.

- No. Now that Kickbutt's gone,

we can get everything we want.

We just have to convince Dad to become president.

- Kickbutt did say she's not coming back.

And I do want Cherry to be my assistant.

Uh-huh...

- And I do love making you wait for me to decide.

- And you know you want to! Come on!

- I don't know. It's a really big responsibility, honey.

- But, Dad, it only makes sense

for the greatest superhero who ever lived

to become the Hero League president.

- Oh...I wouldn't go that far.

But you can.

- And, Mom, you would make an amazing First Lady.

- Oh, I would, wouldn't I.

Once a simple farm girl,

Barbara McBooger's been picked for greatness.

Phoebe, look at them.

Something's different. - Yeah, you're right.

They look almost...

"presidential."

- The superworld needs us, honey.

- Yeah. - Mr. Liaison?

It's time to make Hank Tiberius Thunderman superpresident.

- Wonderful!

Congratulations, Dad!

- Congratulations, Max. - Congratulations, Phoebe.

¶

- Okay, Mr. Thunderman, after you've been sworn in,

you'll take a bite from the inaugural cake.

- Ooh, my stomach is ready to serve.

- Superpresidents have taken a ceremonial bite

from the cake for over 200 years.

Two hundred years old?

Hope that comes with a barf bag.

- Oh, there it is-- in that dish.

- - I'll be right back.

I forgot to bring the Hero League handbook.

I'm a train wreck today.

- Barb, I have to tell you something.

- You ate the cake. - I ate the cake.

- How? When? I have so many questions!

- I was coming back from the bathroom.

It was sitting there.

I thought it was hallway cake.

- That's what you're going with--hallway cake?

- I don't know. I am new to politics.

- We can't have a scandal on your first day.

You'll go down as the worst president in history.

Oh, you're right.

No one can ever know about this.

I won't wanna be known as Superpresident Cakebutt.

- Let's begin the ceremony. Mm-hm.

- Mr. Thunderman... - Mm.

- ...please place your hand on the Hero League handbook.

Do you swear to serve the Hero League

with the utmost honesty and integrity?

- Of course. Why do you ask? What have you heard?

I do.

- Congratulations, Mr. Superpresident!

- Get to the cake, people!

Oh, Hank...

We have to do something.

Oh, uh...

Let's skip the cake.

Uh, fun fact about your new president.

I am a health freak.

Nonsense.

It's tradition to take a tiny sliver

of the three-layered, buttercream--

Oh, my gosh, someone ate the whole cake!

What? Who?

Whatever monster did this is an enemy of the Hero League!

- Mr. President, will you launch an investigation

to catch the cake eater?

- Uh, yeah, of course I'm gonna do that.

That filthy criminal will pay for eating

that buttercream cake with the chocolate spirals

and delicate vanilla chiffon--

- They get it, Mr. President.

Neither of us will rest

until we find this unknown person