Parks & T-Rex

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- Hey, guys, I made fresh brownies!

Yay, brownies! All right, Phoebe!

I take back everything I ever said about you, Phoebe.

No brownies?

I take back the take back.

- "Surprise! You're at a family meeting."

It's a trap! -

Hey! Nobody leaves.

I'm calling this family meeting to order.

- Oh, man, she pinned us in. Now we can't leave.

- Okay, guys, Mom and Dad's 20th anniversary is coming up--

which means we need to decide on a gift.

- Let's just make 'em something.

They love this piece of garbage Chloe made for 'em.

Hey!

I made this vase.

Gift idea--

we take your vase outside and smash it!

- Don't worry, Max, we will take care of the gift

and sign your name to the card--like always.

Oh, thanks.

I take back the take back I took back.

Oh.

- Hey, why don't we have Mom and Dad's

original wedding photo framed?

Great idea, Nora.

Old people love looking at themselves when they were young.

- You know, actually, I've never really seen

their wedding photo.

Maybe they're not really married.

- Oh, no! That means we don't exist!

- Did I hear something about brownies?

Ah, it's a trap!

Hey!

- Oh, man, she banged the thing. Now we can't leave.

- We were just discussing your anniversary gift.

Oh, what brought that up?

Oh! Oh! The...the fact that it's coming up this...

let's see, first there's Spring, and then there's Summer...

Saturday. - Saturday! That's it!

- Uh, we were wondering if we could

see some of your wedding pictures.

- Uh, we don't really have any.

- Ha! I knew they weren't married.

Are we even your kids?

- Don't be ridiculous. Of course, we're married.

- Then what about your wedding?

- Well, yeah, we don't really like to talk about it.

- It was 20 years ago in Metroburg

when I was melting your mom's heart

with the wedding vows I wrote...

Barb, you are the lightning to my thunder,

the wind beneath my cape,

the meat in my sandwich.

That's why I wrote you this song.

¶ Beautiful Bar-bar-a ¶

¶ I really love her, yeah ¶

- Ugh, no wonder you guys don't like talking about your wedding.

Hey, let me finish.

¶ Beautiful Bar-bar-a ¶

¶ Sha la la la la-a-a-a-a-a! ¶

- Now-- - ¶ Sha la la la la ¶

Now you may continue.

- Now, do you, Hank Thunderman,

take Barbara McBooger to be your Superwife?

- I do. - Oh.

I don't!

Don't anybody move!

- Colosso, why are you here?

- Because I swore I'd never let you have a wedding day

after you ruined mine.

- You broke into the White House,

wedgied the president,

and tried to get married in the Oval Office.

I wanted it to be fancy.

We're not all rich like the McBoogers.

- Can you, uh, hurry up and marry us

so I don't have to go by that name anymore.

- I now pronounced you husband and wife.

Don't kiss her!

Behold! The gadget that turns people into animals.

- The people-to-animals switcherooni ray.

- I would just call it the animalizer.

That's dumb.

With this animalizer, I plan to ruin your wedding.

Whoa, relax, everyone.

His inventions never work.

See? Didn't work.

Hank, we're goats.

Congratulations.

I did get you a little something.

It's a toaster.

What? I'm not a monster.

Hmmm!

A monster!

- I can't believe Colosso never told me that story.

It's hilarious.

Well, you know it is.

- Okay, so, what happened next?

- Well, the Hero League found a way to turn us back.

- Although, not before I ate my own veil.

- And then we hunted down Dr. Colosso

and used his weapon against him--

turning him into the rude bunny

that lives in our house for some reason.

- He's payin' for his crime.

- Is he? 'Cause I'm the one

who has to scoop up his poop pellets.

- Well, this has been fun, but, uh,

I need to head down to the mall.

Not because I need any last-minute gifts.

I'll go with you,

but not because I need to show you exactly what I want.

- Guys, I have the best gift idea.

You're moving out?

No.

Since Mom and Dad's first wedding got destroyed,

let's throw them another one.

- Great--as long as it means these meetings can stop.

- Fine. We will schedule a meeting

to discuss cancelling future meetings.

There'll be brownies. Really?

No.

¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Is not what you get ¶

¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶

¶ We fit right in ¶

¶ Bet you never guessed ¶

¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶

¶ Just like all the rest ¶

¶ A picture perfect family ¶

¶ Is what we try to be ¶

¶ Look closer, you might see ¶

¶ The crazy things we do ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's our reality ¶

¶ Just your average family ¶

¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶

¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶

Happy Anniversary!

- Ooh, I have a feeling this is a neck massager.

- I have a feeling this is a handbag.

A neck massager? A neck massager!

- What happened to the handbag?

Ooh, you look tense.

You should put that on right now.

- Special delivery. Oh!

- All right. About time one of these kids got a job.

- Oh, Hank, the kids are throwing us a wedding

as an anniversary gift.

That's right.

- Can I have my brownie now?

- Why does she get a real brownie?

- Because she doesn't complain about the meetings.

- "The Thunderman kids request your presence

at the marriage of Hank and Barb Thunderman this evening."

- Oh, kids, that is so sweet.

- Hey, we want you guys to have the wedding of your dreams.

- Hank: Aww...

- It'll be the most romantic event of the century.

Hm, settle down.

It's in the driveway by the garbage cans.

- Oh, I can't believe we're having a wedding.

I'm gonna need a new dress, a new tux.

Oh, not me.

I still have my Thunder Tux from our first wedding.

It will fit me like a glove.

Are you sure?

'Cause you haven't tried on that glove in a while.

- Please, one quick workout,

and I'll get my wedding bod back in no time.

So, you can just relax. - No, I--

- - Oh, right.

This is much better than a handbag.

- Okay, guys, we've got a lot of work to do.

First, we'll need a wedding theme.

One word--bows!

Better word--fire!

Or robots.

- Or robots that breathe fire.

I know a guy.

Uh, guys, guys, um...

it's so awesome that you wanna help,

and I already have the perfect job for you.

- I'll take it, but I need today off.

I have a wedding.

- All you need to do is keep Colosso in the lair

and make sure he doesn't find out about the wedding.

- All right. You heard her, Billy.

You watch Colosso, I take a nap.

- That's not what she said. It's what I heard.

Three, four, five, six.

Cool, I landed on the carrot patch.

- Ooh, but ya got stuck in farm jail.

- Can I pay my way out with Colosso bucks?

- No, because the farmer ran you over with his tractor--

which means I win again!

- How do you win every game of Farmageddon?