Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Project celebrating the 90th anniversary of Akatsuka Fujio's birth

Mr. Osomatsu

Mr. Osomatsu

The Matsuno Ten

The Matsuno Ten!

Good evening. I'm Yowai Totoko.

And I'm Matsuno Osomatsu.

This season's finally over.

It was over in the blink of an eye!

Well, then, let's get things started.

In 10th place this week is...

Tsuppari Hatabo Rock 'n Roll: Hatabou

"Tsuppari Hatabo Rock 'n Roll" by Hatabou-san.

10th place Tsuppari Hatabou Rock 'n Roll: Hatabou

Underestimate me and I'll take you out, because I'm a man, too, jo

I wreak havoc all over the city on my tricycle

Hatabou

I put up my flag and let it wave in the wind

I may be tiny, but my will can't be broken

I'll go out with a boom

And I'll keep chasing you to the ends of the earth

Ring-like, on the scene, deadlock, guts, giving it back, please go right ahead

I'll keep living life at my own pace, jo

I'll keep living life at my own pace, jo

Thank you very much.

So cute! You just keep living your life!

Next up, in 9th place this week is...

Karamatsu Samba: Karamatsu

"Karamatsu Samba" by Karamatsu-san.

9th place Karamatsu Samba: Karamatsu

Don't fall for me, Bushy-browed Rider

The ocean, the sky, the wind, and the clouds all fall in love

Don't fall for me, heh... nice summer

My knees are out, I've got a great voice, a gentle guitar, and sunglasses

Ah, your eyes make me turn around

Ah, your memories make me burn up

Don't go, Karamatsu Samba

Stay at the beach just a little longer

Don't go, Karamatsu Samba, to anyone

I love you, ignition!

Your back disappears into the distance

Thank you very much! Nice summer!

Nice ignition.

Next up, in 8th place this week is...

Akatsuka 2 Gou: Dekapan & Dayon

"Akatsuka 2 Gou" by Dekapan and Dayon.

8th place Akatsuka 2 Gou: Dekapan & Dayon

Commemorating the 90th anniversary of Akatsuka Fujio's birth...

We have two veteran singers singing...

"Akatsuka 2 Gou."

Ever since I lost you, I haven't been able to say goodbye

Long gone are the uproarious times at 2-chome

Though I still suddenly recall them at times

I still haven't been able to board the era's special express

Sexual harassment, power harassment, what kind of harassment? Ahh, ah, argh

Should I be hiding these nipples?

Can I not suck you in?

I still scream at the new age with you in my heart

Hoeh dayon

Thank you very much!

Let's keep those nipples out!

Let's keep on sucking!

And let's keep the ball rolling!

In 7th place this week is...

Ichimatsu

"DEATH FIRE" by Ichimatsu-san.

7th place - Ichimatsu

I always feel the storm coming in the early afternoon

I look out the window with my eyes half closed

I'm going to fall head-first into the darkness someday

While the dark staircase faintly laughs

That sure was a throwaway joke out of nowhere, fallen angel

I just can't be satisfied anymore

Now, let me give it my all because I want to bring you happiness

Dropping the fires of "love me"

Buzzcut FIRE

A bomb to destroy our ordinary days

Everyone and their cat can just go crazy

Buzzcut FIRE, the sides are a gutsy 3mm!

Why are you acting all innocent?

I'm ready to go down fighting because I'm that insane

Thank you very much!

Buzzcut FIRE!

Moving on, in 6th place this week...

Gag Dayo Jinsei Wa: Chibita

"Gag Dayo Jinsei Wa" by Chibita-san.

6th place Gag Dayo Jinsei Wa: Chibita

A carefree life, single and forever alone

No place to sleep and not a single yen to my name

And I'm starving

When I was a kid, I'd often steal

They'd laugh at me and call me short and stupid

But I hate losing

I'll get back at 'em

The hell?! You idjit! Damn it!

Everything seems like a lie

That's just how the Showa era was

You put your life on the line for these jokes

Ah, that's life

Thank you very much! Chibita!

Chibita!

Next up, in 5th place this week is...

Choro Love: Choromatsu

"Choro Love" by Choromatsu-san.

5th place Choro Love: Choromatsu

Your lips are so close yet so far

My feelings that don't reach you are

Pushover love

The rain is the color of tears

But I'm green

My umbrella is crying

Because I love you so much

Romance is a pascal secret

The sound of the rain erases my final words

I love you, I love you

That's the only part I can't say

I'm a lame guy who dyes his hair to try to be more popular

I love you, I love you

That's the only part I can't say

I write a letter, but it immediately goes up in flames

I'm such a pushover

Thank you very much. Man, that song was written for you.

What a great song!

We'll move on to the second half after a commercial break.

Jyusshi ni Kisu Shite!: Jyushimatsu

"Jyusshi ni Kisu Shite!" by Jyushimatsu-san.

Jyusshi ni Kisu Shite!: Jyushimatsu

I want to show you a home run

So I'm on the rooftop again hustling and muscling

I act stupid

But I'm surprisingly observant and open my mouth wide

Thank you, home run king, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-boeh

Kiss Jyusshi

Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-boeh, kiss Jyusshi

I'll turn into a dolphin, I'll even turn into a governor

I'll fly out into space

And give it my all

When the tears fall, it's time for the Final Fart Rush

You've totally fallen for me

Thank you, home run king, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-boeh

Kiss Jyusshi