Pyrus: The Greatest Christmas (Alletiders Jul)

Times pass, times shall come

time that was, is time that is passed

even tomorrow, time will be over

it's going to be Christmas, christmas is over

the one this year will probably be more fun, than the many we've had

and that's because Christmas is old and christmas is new

christmas is never the same

christmas is like a morning dawn

a new painting in an ancient frame

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

Throughout the country, they are now starting to prepare for Christmas.

Just not in the National Archives.

Bertramsen is not so much for Christmas decorations.

Pyrus, On the other hand, Is totally crazy about it.

Maybe a little too crazy about it.

Ms. Brahe believe fully and firmly in Pixies. Bertramsen doesn't.

Until he doesn't know what to believe.

Pyrus discovers that it is not so easy to conjure.

And a mouse trap proves to be able to catch other things than mice.

This is how things go their unfamiliar ways.

But it can easy get worse yet.

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

December 3nd "Heavy Lesson."

Equilor Rasmus, Non Katakismus, Rich, Rich, Bum.

Equilor Prismus, non Katakismus, bum.

- Two Kratmus, three critmus, three knitty, knitty, kvat... bum. - Yes, yes. Practice makes perfect.

- Shouldn't we soon do magic again? Like, for real. - Yes, possibly.

Everything in its time.

- Well, I'm stoked to learn it, the right words and such. - One thing at a time.

- Now let's get some breakfast first. - Bingo!

Breakfast, it is also a magic word. What should we have?

- Usually do with some rice bread and milk. - Forget about milk, give me the porridge. It is my favourite dish.

- Yes, I didn't say 'rice porridge, but rice bread. - Rice bread? What kind of nut?

Bread baked on rice flour.

Especially nutritional, and then it doesn't taste the worst either.

You're making fun with me.

- You can't eat bread in December. - No?

Yes, you just can't.

Us pixies have always eaten rice porridge.

Not always, at least not in Denmark.

The rice comes from far off, and before the ships sailed the rice here, -

- we had to manage without rice porridge. - That has to be a lie.

- Have you not always eaten porridge? - Yes. oat porridge and buckwheat porridge.

Bookwheat porridge? There it is again.

Gutenborg, you simply have books on the brain.

Yes, well I do, and so should you.

Because in books, you can read everything about anything.

- Also about rice porridge? - Also about rice porridge.

There are books about everything and anything.

there are books about nature and about all wild animals

books explaining how to draw or sew

thick books, thin books, books over cities

books full of knowledge or pure adventure

there are books on history and books about technique

books on the distant countries, sports and mechanics

reading books, playing books, books about music

books are the very best brain gymnastics

so learn to read, read and learn

there are books for everyone

funny, chillingly, warming, chilly, darkening and lightning

everything can happen in the reading lamp's shade

it was a dark and stormy night

a finely booted cat

pulled a rabbit out of his hat, and the ship's cannons were loaded

and the whole house were possessed

snip, snap, snout, the story is done

it is time to say goodnight

there are books filled with seriousness, there are books filled with silliness

books filled with a little of everything, and a little about this and that

expensive books, cheap books, books with discount

all books, each contain a secret treasure

so learn to read, read and learn

there are books for everyone

funny, chillingly, warming, chilly, darkening and lightning

everything can happen in the reading lamp's shade.

Well, maybe one should try that someday.

Yeah, shouldn't you? Then you could also learn a little about the history of rice.

Rice isn't something you read, rice is something you eat.

- Had it only been the history of Christmas. - We also have that here, a very fascinating book.

- There is written all about how Christmas has become what we know today.

- Cool, where does that lay? - It's right... no, wait a moment.

Now you could appropriately try using the directory. It's very easy.

Here's your rice bread.

- What is that? - A danish.

- I bought a little on the road over here. Go ahead. - Otherwise no thanks. I do not think...

... oh, come now. I have also made coffee.

Well, Ms. Brahe, I must make you aware that this is a workplace. Not a Coffee Club.

Imagine if someone Came and saw us sitting sipping coffee and soft bread.

Now don't be so formal, Mr Bertramsen.

After all, there are 10 minutes under we open.

Yes, and these 10 minutes I intend to use to open my mail.

And if they intend to drink coffee, then I will request them to -

- do so at their own desk. - Good, Good. Then we say that.

Listen, that is not such a powder coffee, huh?

No, of course not, it is made of freshly ground beans.

Are we now certain that we will not have a small cup?

Yes, that is shamefully not why...

Well, what to choose? The Spandau or Pastry?

Or should it be the pastry or the spandau?

Elle belle, me tell, you got away.

Well, it will be the pastry.

And yet, I still think I have a little more desire for the Spandau.

No, how delicious. Completely fresh. It is...

- On the other hand, it might be best to get it out of the way. - How right, they are are. Please.

- Thank you. It sure has been a long time -

since I have gotten a real piece of a danish.

- I thought so, it would fall to your liking. Uh, Coffee? - No thanks.

Just to pour it down with.

Then just a little half.

- Yes, now we swiftly took care of that. - Yes.

Because there wouldn't happen to be more?

- Well, are you ready? - Right away.

That rice bread is quite heavily in the stomach.

Okay, then I am ready.

Well, you have to find the book about Christmas. Ready, set, and run!

- Where do I actually need to go? - Well... What does Christmas start with?

With advent of Course.

- I mean by which letter? - With the C (J in Danish), very clearly.

Namely.

- Well, wasn't it an idea to look under 'C'? - Bingo. We start over.

- No, no. The grain keeps running. - Here, here, here.

- C, C, C. C... - Jyderup, Jyllinge...

So there is nothing about Jutland law here.

No, why should it also be in the drawer of historic cities?

The subject cabinet is over there.

- No, they could have said that. - Time flies.

Yes, yes, I am running. I am running.

There.

Here it is. Christmas in Denmark. Search diff. What does that mean?

Different authors.

So there have been several writing the book. But where does it lay?

Row 6, shelf 8, number 65/116, 54-72B. What does the last mean?

It is the serial number.

You can search both under spot and serial number. What is becoming of it?

Yes, yes, yes. Immediately, immediately.

I hurry all I can.

Row 6, row 6, row 7, row 6.

Shelf 8, shelf 8, shelf 8. Number 65, number 65. There.

Hey! HERE IS LIFE-THREATENING!

Well, but it was shelf 8. And it must be... It is over there.

And then we need spot number...

Hey!

- There you go - Too slow.

They must be able to do better, Ms. Brahe.