The first 200 lines.
Copyright: 2004 Home Box Office, Inc.
There ain't no competition, no comp.
Yeah? Come on with it.
Come on with it. I'm with you.
What's up? Come here, man.
Come on.
What's up with that, RC?
PK, you're too slow.
Play fair, man.
Pretty sure that's a foul, RC.
Yo, PK, watch it.
Where you at, PK?
I'm here. I need competition.
Competition's here.
Take the ball out with that weak shit.
You all right, Nick?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Get up, man.
You can't hang with us, boy.
Look up. Look up.
In your face, fool.
Time out. Time out. Time out.
We're ready. Come on, man.
Time out!
You all right? I'm having fun.
This is bullshit, Nick.
Don't worry about it.
Look, just stop playing like a white boy.
White boy, yeah.
You're getting soft.
You wanna pray? You good at that.
Our ball.
You ready? Check.
Right here, baby.
All right, let's go.
I'm taking you to the hole.
That mark's got your name on it.
Where you at?
Yo, cover him, RC.
Switch. Nick.
That was your man, RC.
Take it, Nick.
Take him.
Come on.
I got the man.
Oh, man.
Yo, ball.
Oh.
Go, Nick.
- Whoo! - Man, I quit.
Whoo!
Yeah.
Nice comeback, PK.
Comeback?
I never left, my man.
You'd better hold onto that,
'cause you ain't gonna see too many dead presidents
in that old bullshit job you got.
Ah.
I'll go get the car.
We don't want to be late for our bullshit jobs.
Excuse me.
See ya.
Got a new car, Odessa?
It's new to me, man.
Uh-huh.
Trouble with the ignition, huh?
Only trouble is, you know,
I turn on so many ladies,
I ain't got nothing left for my wheels.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so we gonna play next week?
I don't think so, O.
I think our playing days are over.
Just on the asphalt, homeboy.
Just on the asphalt.
How you doing?
Fine.
So you bought these in the dark?
Huh?
Your shoes.
But these are classics, baby.
These are great.
They're classics, like Moby Dick.
Oh, you saw that?
Yeah, I know it.
I wrote a thesis on it; I got an A.
I'm impressed.
Well, I don't want to brag, or anything, but--
So you're an English major?
Oh, no,
law school, actually, UCLA.
Come on.
Gotta go already?
Yeah.
Well, let me help you there.
I'll give you a hand.
So you go to USC, huh?
Mm-hmm.
That's great.
It's a great school.
I love their mascot too, the Trojan.
You know, it's too bad you want to be a lawyer.
Why is that?
Well, because we need more lawyers
like we need more big, white Moby Dicks.
Ouch; actually, I was going to become
the first black president, that is if Jesse Jackson
doesn't beat me to the punch.
Only thing I'm missing is a first lady,
and I'll be giving interviews Saturday 8:00
if you're interested.
Come on, girl.
Sorry, I'm busy.
You're b-- you're not busy.
I am busy.
Doing what?
I got a better offer
to be the Queen of Sheba.
Oh, the Queen of Sheba?
That's right.
Ow, wow, well, look, every queen needs a king, right?
Yeah.
So maybe I can help you try on your crown or something.
Yeah, thanks, Larry.
You're a cop?
Yeah, yeah.
And as a matter of fact,
as I see here, you're parked illegally.
Oh, yeah, yeah, guess I'm just going to have
to give you a ticket here.
Now, if you'd like to get this fixed,
I'm available for being and pleading
Saturday at 8:00.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you I have a feeling about this girl.
This is a beautiful girl.
Yeah, you got a feeling.
Come on, it's just the way--
I'm telling you.
The way I felt,
the way she looked ate, all right?
We're playing basketball, and every second--
and she picked up my shoes.
That's a sign to me, when a woman picks up your shoes.
Yeah, but what makes you think
she feels something for you beyond the shoes?
I don't know beyond that.
All I know is that when you pulled up in the car,
everything went downhill.
See, I have a theory about this thing.
I think women like men that wear uniforms,
for example. police officers, right?
All right. Firemen.
Soldiers, whatever, like the show.
What's the show you likeo watch? Star Trek.
How are you, Father?
Thank you for coming.
Be safe, you hear?
Star Trek.
Captain Kirk wears a uniform, what happens?
Doesn't get laid without it.
Bingo. Need I say more?
You should have seen it last night.
He's got to enrage Spock
to snap him out of this emotional thing,
so he says, "You're a freak, Spock, a freak.
"You belong in a circus
right next to the dog-faced boy."
You do that pretty good.
Hey, Vagas, are we going to do this?
Money talks; bullshit walks, Huey.
Your move.
Looks like we're talking.
God, what a night.
Smell that air?
I do.
It's a great night.
It's a great night for great things.
It's your night, Blake.
Tonight's going to be the night
you become a superstar all the way,
and I'm going to see it.
What do I gotta do to shut you up?
Tie you up and gag you?
Espérate, Manolito. Mantengo un ojo águila, ?eh?
Hey.
Pee-pee, Huey.
Don't be long.
Why don't you just fucking announce
that this is an inside job?
This job gets me in the big time, kid,
and you're not going to fuck it up.
Wait in the car.
Come on.
$50.
You smell that?
Crime?
There you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
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