Robot Chicken

IT'S ALIVE!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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AH-AH--

- THE MAKERS OF "GRAND LARCENY SAN DIEGO" ARE BACK

WITH THE ULTIMATE STREET EXPERIENCE.

OVER 40 HOURS OF ORIGINAL GAME PLAY

FROM THE AUTHORITY IN BALLS-TO-THE-WALL ACTION!

SHOOT YOUR PARENTS!

URINATE ON THE HOMELESS!

KICK A PUPPY!

PLAY HEAD-TO-HEAD OR ONLINE!

MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO YOUR HOT COUSIN

OR YOUR HOT COUSIN'S MENTALLY DISABLED FRIEND!

TAKE OUT YOUR AGGRESSION THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY,

WITH A MOTOR VEHICLE!

EXTRA POINTS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS!

UNLOCK EXPERT MODES AND CHARACTERS LIKE BAM MARGERA.

RATED "E" FOR EVERYONE.

THAT WAS BERRY RUDE.

BERRY, BERRY, BERRY RUDE TO TOUCH MY RADIO.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

- BITCH, DON'T NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE

COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

YOU WATCH ONE OF THE TAPES,

AND IF YOU LIKE THE GIRL, WE'LL ARRANGE A MEETING.

SO I CAN PICK ANY TAPE.

- ANY TAPE. GOOD LUCK, HOMEY.

AAH!

OHH!

AAH!

- I LIKE TREES AND DOLLS AND PONIES,

IF THEY DON'T KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT,

LONG WALKS BY THE CLIFFS, AND NICE CATHOLIC MEN.

HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON.

- I THINK I JUST OUT MY HEART.

I WONDER IF SHE PUTS OUT.

- YOU KNOW, UM, WHEN A BUTTERFLY,

LIKE, WHEN HE FLAPS HIS WINGS,

THAT HAS A HUGE EFFECT ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD.

LIKE, IN, UM, JAPAN AND STUFF.

REALLY? UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

BLOW OUT THE CANDLES, GRANDMA!

GRANDMA? - MOM?

- - OH, NO, MOM.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR ME. WHAT'D I MISS?

AHH. I REALLY NEEDED THIS.

YOU ARE FINISH NOW, MR. JOE.

YOU WANT HAPPY ENDING?

- UH, WHAT? OH, NO, NO.

UM, I'M NOT INTO THAT.

OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

VERY GOOD HAPPY ENDING.

- NO, NO, REALLY. THAT'S OK.

NO, HEY, NO-- - HAPPY ENDING.

- HEY, HEY--HEY, GET AWAY FROM ME.

HAPPY ENDING!

S-SOMEBODY HELP ME.

HAPPY ENDING!

YES, HAPPY ENDING!

HAPPY ENDING!

OH, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

OFFICER, Y-YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

- AY! - HAPPY ENDING!

OH, NO!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

SORRY. EXCUSE ME.

SORRY. - I'M NOT DRESSED.

SORRY! WATCH OUT.

- HAPPY ENDING! - COMING THROUGH! - ...ENDING!

- OUT OF MY WAY! - HAPPY ENDING!

- AAH! AAH! AAH! WHOA!

UHH! AAH! UHH! UHH! AAH! AAH!

- HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING! HAPPY ENDING!

HAPPY ENDING!

AAH! NO!

- WITH MASSAGE, YOU GET THE EGG ROLL. HAPPY ENDING!

MMM. IT'S GOOD.

- IT'S ONLY WOMEN'S SOCCER.

NOBODY CARES.

WHAT THE--

- MY NAME IS NEO, AND I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, ROBOTS.

MY NAME IS CONSTANTINE, AND I'M GOING TO DEFEAT YOU, DEMON.

I'M THE GUY FROM "SPEED," AND I'M GOING TO STOP YOU,

FAMOUS CHARACTER ACTOR DENNIS HOPPER.

- CUT. - HI. I'M KEANU REEVES.

I'VE BEATEN THE WORLD OF ACTING,

AND NOW I'M GOING TO BEAT THE WORLD OF BREAKFAST SAUSAGES.

THEY'RE TASTY. DON'T BELIEVE ME?

LISTEN TO THESE BREAKFAST FANS.

- OH, HELLO. I DID NOT NOTICE YOU THERE.

I'M A FAN OF SAUSAGE.

I LIKE KEANU'S SAUSAGE THE BEST. TO EAT.

- THEY'RE SO JUICY. I CAN'T START THE DAY WITHOUT

AN AMAZING SAUSAGE IN MY MOUTH.

THAT'S WHERE KEANU COMES IN.

WHOA . THAT'S GOOD SAUSAGE.

OH, VERY GOOD, BILLY.

JUST DELIGHTFUL, JUDY.

EXCELLENT, EMILY.

- - HOL--

- OK, PEOPLE. STAY COOL.

UHH!

WHERE ARE THE PLANS? - WHAT? UHH!

- WHERE ARE THE PLANS? - I--I DON'T--I DON'T KN--

AAH! - PLANS!

KIND OF BUSY HERE, CHIEF.

- [INDISTINCT VOICE ON TELEPHONE]

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT, WAIT.

DID YOU SAY "EISENHOWER MIDDLE SCHOOL"? -

- UM, HEH, SORRY, EVERYONE JUST A DRILL.

MRS. DORSEY?