When Adam Changes (Adam change lentement)

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A MOVIE BY JOËL VAUDREUIL STARRING...

PRODUCED BY DAVID PIERRAT AND OLIVIER PICARD

I've always said you had a long torso.

Oh no, oh no.

You're finished, Joe. Finished!

No!

No, have mercy!

Monique's tailbone is killing her.

She had to go see Dr. Lavigne.

Isn't he a bit old to be playing with figurines?

He seems kinda slow, no?

Apparently some people eat it raw. Pretty crazy, isn't it?

Seems kinda iffy with the worms and stuff.

That right?

They call it "steak tartare."

Might as well call it "you're done for."

You're done for.

-Get it? -Yeah!

Watch out! Cannonball!

My God that kid's gotten fat!

Here I come!

Hearts.

Good night!

What's with the voice?

Still hasn't broken?

He sounds like a girl.

-Good night, son. -Good night. You brush your teeth?

Yes, Mom.

I've always said you had a long torso.

A long torso...

A long torso...

WHEN ADAM CHANGES

He was dressed so preppy.

And he was like, I'm not preppy.

-But he was dressed so preppy. -Totally preppy.

Get in here!

Stay still, don't move.

Facking hell! Nice bod.

Nice titties you've got there, Adam.

You know sometimes, Adam...

I think about how sad it is that I'm the one who'll ever see...

this dream bod of yours.

Such a cute little belly.

Belly....

Belly!

He's super red.

Now people will see exactly what you are...

a greasy little pig.

Ha! So much olive oil!

Summer holidays

So, we can use the summer to get ahead.

You never know when or in what kind of situation...

...to produce an argumentative essay.

Quietly, please.

Have a good summer, Mr. Richard.

School's out!

I can finally go back to my vampire life.

It's crazy how cold he is. Like he's dead inside.

I told him, "Have a good summer" and he didn't even answer.

I want to suck your blood!

Going away in the end?

No, my dad took this big job so we're staying here.

I have to help my mom with the baby. You?

No. My dad told me I have to work.

I'm just hoping he forgets.

Anyway, we never go on vacation.

When my parents used to go away, they'd dump me at Ange's.

But now...

Yeah. How's that going?

I mean, not much to say. Funeral is next week.

And my mom's always crying.

Let's hang out this summer!

Thanks! You're so funny!

-Bye! -Bye.

Go on! Go for it!

Hi. Shall we sign each other's agendas?

Finally summer. About time.

I thought you liked school.

I do, but the break will be nice.

We won't have to deal with Mr. Richard's mysterious gaze.

Argumentative... essay...

Tell me about it. He's so random.

Your parents doing okay?

Your sister told me about your grandma.

Oh, yeah. They're definitely...

Jeez, Glazer, stop! What are you doing?

Leave him alone.

Facking hell, Jeanne, you're hot AND nice.

...so he asked a friend to do the pedals and did the rest.

Wait up guys, what're you talking about?

The guy with the busted foot.

That shit's fucked!

Sick.

You okay?

Glazer's a total dick.

Poor little Pierrot, he's always on his own.

Alright scram, Adam!

Go play with the little boy and let the adults play cards!

Huh? No! I don't even know him. I dunno what to say to him.

I said, scram! Go play with the little boy.

-Scram. Shoo shoo! -Shoo shoo!

-Wanna play something? -Yeah. I'd like to go on the seesaw.

Eight of hearts.

Eight of hearts!

Looks like Adam's really gotten fat, eh?

A real little porker.

-No! -Oh no!

God! You're so clumsy!

Don't just stand there!

Help that poor little boy!

-Oh my god! -Nnnnoo!

What the hell are you doing!

Oh my god!

-Oh my god!! -You poor poor thing!

Mmm, looks good!

Shall I serve everyone?

Grandma's service is next Saturday.

Uncle Mario's going to stay here for a few weeks.

Just until we figure everything out.

But don't worry! Everything's gonna be fine!

It's going to be a great summer, in spite of it all.

And Adam... tomorrow's the day! I'll come to Daniel's with you.

He'll explain what you need to do while he's away.

He said his son goes to school with you?

You must know him.

The Brousseau kid, Kevin Brousseau.

Must be a friend of yours.

Brousseau.

Kevin Brousseau. You know him?

You'll see, it'll be fun.

You'll get some sun.

You'll earn some money and develop your independence.

It's an important thing, independence.

Oh yeah, and Mr. Bibeau wants you to mow his lawn.

He can't do it himself, since he had surgery.

You'll see, he's a real nice guy that Mr. Bibeau.

Your mom bought you a new outfit.

You don't get a second chance to make a first impression!

I hung them on your closet door.

Derek, Derek, Derek...

Here we are at last.

Know how I know that I'll get out of this?

What? Get out of this?

Alone, against the Gang of Heinous Shadows?

Because I might be outnumbered but I've got speed on my side.

Turn it down! We're going to bed!

- What the hell? It's been three minutes! - Shhh, quiet! Come on, let's go.

Hey there! Come on in.

Wowee, hellava place you got here.

Thanks very much.

Yup, leaving real soon.

Finishing the packing, then tonight... takeoff!

Lots to do still but I always have time for a brewsky with a coworker.

Traveling sure is swell.

-For sure. -Thanks!

This a local brew?

Never had this kind.

Oh no no, not local.

You'll see, not bad at all.

This a blond, then?

Oh wow, yeah.

Sure hits the spot!

Kevin! Come in the kitchen!

Kevin, show Adam around, and tell him what he has to do.

'Cuz I'm already on vacation!

He's already on vacation.

Yes siree.

Water the plants on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Especially the tall one near the front door.

It's a rare plant...

Be careful with it.

Plant... near door...

is... expensive...

These are my consoles. They're off limits.

That's Tubby, my mom's cat.

He has no legs.

To pet him, you pick him up and put him on your lap.

And when you're done...

you put him half in his litter and half near his food and water.

Clean the litter every day.

This is Jimbo. He needs to be taken out...

mornings and evenings... to the park, I think.

He has to sleep in his crate in the basement...

or he breaks things.

Oh ok, uhh... Jimbo... in his crate.

Seriously, I don't get why you're doing this.

I wouldn't want to look after other people's stuff.

I'd way rather go on vacation.

Like we're going to do tons of cool stuff on our trip.

Anyway.

The pool's pretty complicated.

Something with the PH, I dunno how to do it.

My dad hired a professional to take care of it.

Apparently he's like the very best around here.

Not just anyone can afford it. Anyway.

Just don't go in the pool.

He'll know right away.

Oh.