Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

GOODBYE, SO LONG, SUMMER DAYS

Subtitles: Arigon

Yes... It was a peaceful, typical village by the sea...

at least, until she said the following:

Ah... it's so good to get away from the crowds!

Hey! I want to smash watermelons.

Smash watermelons, huh... Not a bad idea.

Hey, Darling, what does "smash watermelons" mean?

Miss Lum, it's an Earthpeople's game, a game.

If you like, I'll explain it to you.

We must prepare a blindfold, and a stick.

If you get really frustrated, you can use a metal bat.

Players put on the blindfold...

and break open watermelons placed on the sand.

We don't have a watermelon with us right now...

so for the time being, we'll substitute Moroboshi's head.

What?!

Well, then...

Start!

Me...Mendou... you're kidding, right?

D...Don't do it, Mendou! Help!

D...Don't do it, Mendou! Help! Mendou?

Ge...Get me out of here! No, no!

NO!

I got him! I can feel it!

And that's how we play this game. Got it, Lum?

Not really!

Oh, there's some! Let's go get one!

Yup!

Hi! Hello? Anyone here?

Mr. Tebasaki Yoshinori, the character actor...

who was hospitalized for an enlarged appendix...

Hi, I'd like a watermelon! A nice, juicy one! which is said to have been7.5 times normal size

Hi, I'd like a watermelon! A nice, juicy one! left the hospital yesterday in good health.

. left the hospital yesterday in good health.

What? A watermelon? left the hospital yesterday in good health.

What are you going to do with it?

We're going to smash watermelons!

"SMASH WATERMELONS?!"

And what're you gonna do when you're done? D...Don't say...

Eat it, of course.

"EAT IT?!"

Get out of here! H...How could you?

Get out of here right this instant...

before you receive the retribution of the Watermelon God!

If you're not selling watermelons, why do you have them in your store?

I just can't sell any today, OK? Now beat it!

What? He wouldn't sell any to you? Why?

You didn't try to haggle, did you, Moroboshi?

No, well, he refused before I tried to haggle. I don't get it!

But I'm not about to take this lying down.

After all, it's my nature to become more persistent whenever rebuffed.

What? A watermelon is haunting you?

Yes, sir!

So you want us to calm the spirit of the watermelon?

Yes, exactly.

But how is it haunting you?

Do people die, or is the village ruined...?

No, uh, well... we've absolutely no idea. That makes it even more horrible.

In any case, we're so scared of the haunting...

that in the last 500 years...

the village has never once forgotten to calm the watermelons' spirits!

I see.

Ah, yes, yes. I have a story for you...

Once, there was a young man in love with watermelons.

Oh, this would have been ten years ago...

Of all the days he could pick for eating watermelon...

he chose to eat them in secret on the day for calming the spirits!

"Sorry! Come on! Sorry! Hey! Sorry! Sorry! Come on! Sorry! Let's go!"

"Sorry! How's that? Sorry! Come on!"

Fortunately, that time...

the town found out quickly enough to get together and calm the spirits...

and thus we were spared the haunting...

but that boy was plagued by a terrible stomachache for 10 days!

Oh! A stomachache!

And he'd only had 10 watermelons of about this size!

Ten! Ten!

I usually have 20!

I can handle 18 or so...

Ah, indeed, so can I.

Man, what's wrong with the people in this village?

Darling!

What? What is it, Lum?

Over here! Over here, over here!

Look! This is it!

It...It's huge!

A...A watermelon this big is grotesque!

What a strange sound!

It doesn't sound appetizing...

Well, big ones like these are usually weak on the inside.

Yeah. The color isn't very good, and it's kinda disgusting.

Hey, Darling, what's this strange thing doing hanging here?

It must be so ugly that it's for show!

That's a good one!

You're for show! You're for show!

Let's leave this ugly thing alone, and go back!

There's no point in hanging around. Let's go, let's go.

Bye-bye!

Oh...Oh...Oh, no!

Stop! You're stealing our god!

It's terrible! Hey, everybody! Our god is being stolen!

IT'S coming after us, I tell you!

Youth Corps, on your way!

Women and children, stay inside your homes.

Protect our god!

Yeah!

Kill the thieves! There they are! Stop!

It's terrible, terrible! Mr. Mayor, our god has been stolen!

What?!

Mr. Mayor, who is your god?

Mr. Mayor, who is your god? It...It...It's the biggest watermelon in the village...

and the spirit of the watermelon god resides within it!

If something happens to it, our village is finished!

Uncle!

Let's go!

Mendou!

Mendou! Mendou!

Save us!

To go to buy a watermelon and wind up chased by one...

he has no common sense!

Mendou!

Wow! It's big!

It's all yours!

Please get it!

Darling! Oh, Darling! Darling, are you all right? Darling?

You... you! How dare you?!

HOW DARE YOU?!

O...Our god's cracked!

Wh...What have you done?

Townspeople! .

Townspeople! Mr...Mr. Mayor, you're too late!

Miss Sakura!

What are you guys doing here? Huh?

Be careful! I sense a lot of spiritual energy.

Forgive us. Oh, please forgive us!

Exorcise! Purify! Praise Buddha! Calm down, watermelon spirit!

No! No, no, no! No!

I'll never forgive you! How...How could you crack me?

Prepare to meet your doom, all of you!

It's not the doing of the townsfolk! It's some punks from somewhere else!

Naive! You're naive!

I have to punish you all, or my anger won't go away! Mayor!

Yes!

You're first!

Oh! Please forgive me, Our Great Watermelon!

No way! Here I go! Take this!