Doctor Who

No! No, no, no.

So, if we can't get home,

and if the TARDIS isn't broken, then it means what?

Planet Earth is broken or 2025 is broken?

Have we been invaded or hit by a meteor or swatted by a giant moth?

Oh.

Imagine a moth that big!

But really?

'Cause my parents are back home.

And if this is Friday, then they go to this bar with their mates

and my dad sings and everyone laughs and then the whole room ends up singing.

Is that still happening, Doctor?

Are they safe?

I hope so.

You hope?

Come here.

I will meet your mum and dad.

And I will make your dad laugh.

And your mum can whistle at my behind.

And I will sing. I will do the singing.

That is a promise.

You can't promise.

Look at me.

I can.

I will.

I do.

Oh.

Right. Right.

Belinda Chandra, we go out there, we take another Vindicator reading,

because each single reading brings us closer to home.

Where have we landed?

Uh…

Oh.

500,000 years in the future. We have jumped, baby.

But that's massive.

Do we still exist?

I mean… I mean me, I mean human beings.

Is there still a human race in 500,000 years?

There is always a human race.

You voyage out there and own it.

Far and wide, across the stars.

-Come and see? -W-Wait.

Do they still speak English?

The TARDIS translates.

Try it.

Do we get to change our clothes?

Girl, you are beginning to enjoy this!

At last. Come on!

What, what, what, what, what.

-Okay! -Come on.

That looks good.

Hiya. I hope you don't mind.

My name is the Doctor, this is Belinda.

We're just popping in, really.

Helmets!

Attach!

-Better had. - Auto-seals on!

-And jump, jump, jump! - What?

What do you mean jump? But we're not--

It's okay. It's okay.

Look.

Oh, my God.

Life with you.

I know. I know, I know.

But…

look.

Explain yourselves.

Immediately.

My name is the Doctor.

This is Nurse Belinda Chandra.

Who's your commanding officer back at base?

Squadron Leader Chinchappa.

Well, I'm higher than Chinchappa.

See?

Apologies.

I am Platoon Leader Shaya Costallion.

I was not informed of your presence.

Well, that's the point.

We're like mystery shoppers.

Now, we just need to vindicate--

Done. Babes, we're vindicated.

And now you can return us to our blue box

which is in your ship thing in the sky.

-Immediately. -But how do we do that?

This is a test?

-Yes. -Yes.

-Yes. Yes. - Yes.

This is Planet 6-7-6-7 and the atmosphere is charged with Galvanic Radiation.

It would strip the engines bare.

The ship needs to slide down at retrograde velocity.

Which will take how long?

Five hours.

So,

we've got five hours?

Can we breathe for five hours?

You can breathe in that suit for five months.

Correct answer. Good.

So, imagine I don't know anything about this mission.

Tell me, from scratch,

what the hell are you doing here?

Because Galvanic Radiation is tough.

Nothing can live on a rock like this, but you've travelled all this way.

What for?

Colony Base 15.

Basic mining operation with a mercury drop-line,

stripping a layer of Carbon 46.

Fifteen days ago all contact was lost.

Base went silent.

-How many colonists? -Thirty-five.

Trooper 3, any signs of life?

Nothing. No movement.

No damage to the dome.

We can't scan for heartbeats because of the radiation, so there's still hope.

Hope is irrelevant.

Thank you.

Troopers, advance.

The airlock only takes six.

Doctor and Belinda with me, plus Troopers 1 to 3.

Troopers 4 to 9, follow us in.

10, maintain exterior guard.

Internal team, unmask.

Discard flight packs.

Trooper 2, sortie, take Walkway One.

Any threat to life, you have permission, shoot to kill.

I keep thinking,

this planet's uninhabited, but they're mining.

-Could something live underground? -Impossible.

That radiation, it soaks through everything.

Right down to the core.

This whole world is cold, lifeless and dead.

You should stay suited.

Oh, I'm just not loving the look, babes.

I come in peace.

It's not appropriate to call me babes.

Okay, hon.

We have a body.

-Don't touch them! -No, but they might still be alive.

Okay, no. Sorry, that's… They've been dead for a while.

I'd say that he's broken his neck.

Or…

broken everything.

Oh, my gosh.

This one has been shot in the back.

Laser fire.

There must've been a fight.

But why?

Nothing in here.

This one's got a broken neck.

This one is laser fire.

"Chalona Rosani."

I'm sorry, Chalona.

We will find out what happened to you.

They broke all the mirrors.

Every single room. There's no mirrors.

You're right. Same in here.

Whatever did this was strong.

Half of them have been shot, half of them have been assaulted.

What sort of fight is that?

What if no one's alive?

What do we do then?

What we should've done in the first place.

Nuke this site from orbit.

There's a heartbeat!

Weapons up.

Single heartbeat, inside that room.

-It could be a survivor. -It could be the killer.

It could be both.

Squadron, keep a safe distance.

Can you take me home?

Honey, we can do whatever you want.

-Do not approach. -Doctor, be careful.

I have a daughter on Monpasso.

And she's with her grandad and she's two years old.

And I just want to see her.

That's Sal. I shot her, all right. I did it.

But she were gonna kill me.

You, do not move.

Eyes on me at all times. Do you understand?

Yes.

Who are you?

My name is Aliss Fenly and I just want to go home.

Confirmed on the manifest.

Aliss Pabba Fenly, 28. Citizen of Monpasso.

One daughter, Pelody.

I need you to keep everything audible. No private conversations.

- Okay. Gotcha. -Yes.

It doesn't matter the year.

Signing still makes some people paranoid.

Hi. My name is the Doctor.

I don't need a doctor. I just want to go home.

Aliss, tell us exactly what happened. Why did you kill this woman?

But they all…

They all went mad.

Every single person just went mad and it all happened so fast.

But not you?

But that's Sal and she was my friend.

But she was gonna kill me with her bare hands.

I have never fired a gun in my life, but what else could I do?

I'm just a cook.

I've been here for 12 months and I cooked for them and that's all.