Disjointed

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You've laughed with them.

You've cried with them.

They've been part of your family for over two hours.

But now... on a shocking episode of Disjointed...

And it's Jake from episode four.

No!

Oh, he's dead.

Poor Jake Bone.

Parasailed straight into the Ferris wheel at the Santa Monica Pier.

Ugh. That's so horrible.

- - Oh!

Yeah. There's video of the moment he hit.

Send it to me.

- Hey, Ruth? - Mm-hm?

Can I talk to you for a few minutes later?

Oh, God. You're not quitting, are you? I can change.

I'll stop stealing Skittles from your desk.

It's just that I get so high.

No, it's not that.

I, uh, just need some advice about something personal.

Of course, Carter.

Helping people is my favorite part of the job.

Wait, wait. Second favorite.

I'm always here for all you guys.

And I'm here for my patients, too.

Medically, of course, but also spiritually.

- Uh-oh. Here comes Goddess Ruth. - If I could do something

about the parking, my people,

I absolutely would.

Duck Dynasty, it's about to be your lucky day.

What the fuck?

Free joints for everybody.

Oh, great.

Hey, Pete, quick, how do I look?

- Through your eyes. - Fantastic.

- Hello. - Hi.

- You made it. - So, this is the place, huh?

Uh-huh.

My little cannabis kingdom. Come on in. I'll show you around.

This is my boy, Carter.

I'm not your boy, never have been.

- - Carter, this is, uh... This is Tina.

- Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Wow, Travis, you dying?

Is she your Make-A-Wish?

Oh, he's kidding.

- No, I'm not. - Moving on.

- So, you own this place? - Yes.

Well, no, I run it.

Technically, someone else owns it.

That would be Ruth?

Yeah. She's my mom. I'd introduce you, but...

then you'd meet her.

Anyways, this is Pete, that's Jenny. They work for me.

You know? But I treat them like equals.

I'm impressed. You've really got your shit together.

Oh, there's plenty more shit where that came from.

I am full of shit.

Oh, and this is Olivia.

Olivia, I'd like you to meet Tina, my girlfriend.

Oh.

- Hi. - Hi!

I love your shirt.

Thanks. It's...

It's mine.

Anyway... I just stopped by to say hey.

- I should really get to work. - Oh, of course.

- Tina's a makeup artist. - Oh.

She gives free makeovers to homeless women

to prepare them for job interviews.

Cool, heh.

I sell drugs to people.

Awkward.

She was into me a while back. I had to shut that shit down hard.

So... we still on for tonight?

Oh, yeah.

All right. I'll give you a call.

Bye.

Woohoo!

'Cause it's a rap song.

I rap.

King of the trap music, y'all.

Hey, Travis, we're low on Blue Dream.

Don't fuck with me, girl. You know we rolling in that shit.

I'll just check the storeroom.

Hey, Ruth?

Oh, hey, Carter.

- You see that girl Travis brought? - Yes. I saw her on the monitor.

- So, what'd you think? - Permission to speak freely?

I mean, damn.

Yeah. I was gonna come out and say hi,

but then I thought, why bother? I mean,

- she's way too hot for him. Yeah. - She's way too hot for him. Yeah.

Whew!

So, what's on your mind?

Well, uh... you know, I... I've been smoking weed for...

Medicating... for a while now, you know, and...

And, uh... it's been good.

- Helpful. - Yeah.

You seem so much more relaxed and happier.

I mean, you're finally coming in late and taking long lunches and...

Yeah, every day, you give less of a fuck.

Kudos.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, around here, I'm good.

But when I go home...

you know, whether I'm high or not, I, uh...

I feel alone.

And I am alone.

And I've been keeping all this shit bottled up way too long and...

I gotta get it out.

Look. I'm ready to explode.

Well, I am here to listen.

- I just... - Hold that thought. I just gotta go pee.

[theme music & train-tooting effect playing]

Welcome to a very historic

and politically relevant Strain O' the Day.

Behold, the first ever cannabis

smuggled out of the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea.

It's called Pyongyang Green.

Look at this lush, well-nourished, leafy flower

that has over a hundred times

the THC of your sickly Western degenerate bud.

Also, it doesn't give you the munchies,

which is very useful if you're a North Korean.

Now, this beauty was found in a secret pocket

in the knapsack of a dissident who drowned

trying to escape across the Yalu River.

And we're selling it for 40 bucks.

I don't feel good about that.

We should either charge less

or donate that money to refugee swimming lessons.

Just read your lines!

But it's not fair.

We need to support freedom. I insist...

So, come on down to Ruth's and pick up some Pyongyang Green.

It's Kim Jong-Un-believable.

Pick up your thumbs.

Oh... Tina's gonna love this one.

Okay, you can stop now. I get it.

Get what?

You brought some girl here to make me jealous on a Wednesday,

which is the one day you know I don't shower.

Okay, first of all, I didn't know that.

Second of all, yikes.

Look, I brought Tina here because she's a stoner,

and I run a pot dispensary, and chicks go nuts for that shit.

Like Tina's gonna tonight, dude.

Ohh.

I get it, we're bros now.

That's what we're doing.

We're broing it up here in the bro room? Fist bump.

No. No, this... This is good.

No, this works for me. 'Cause, you know,

Bro-livia's got a date tonight, too.

Tinder-style.

Gonna swipe that shit hard. Get my dick on.

- Well, now I need a shower. - Yeah.

You do.

I did three combat tours in Iraq...

and I feel more safe there than I do as a black man in America.

Can't get more than two, three hours of sleep at night.