Adventure Time

Oh, it's you.

Meh.

Meh.

Hi, everyone!

My babies!

Mashed potato?

Pie pie?

(LAUGHS)

Okay, bye!

Hey, where'd you go?

I think I was visited by aliens again.

Every few years, they stop by and show me my hybrid children.

What?

Don't be jealous of my alien consorts, Mr. Pig.

I love you the most.

All right, sweetie. Thank you.

You gonna come with me

to Princess Bubblegum's fireworks show tomorrow?

No, she wizzed on our wedding.

I'm sorry, but she's a fat fish in the sand.

I want to see free fireworks, though,

and I want you to come with me.

Eh, all right.

Science rules!

Here's some proof.

I'm doing the right thing.

Free fireworks!

Right! Here we go!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Hey, where's my wife?

What's that?

Meh.

Oh!

Hey, you blind, cream-faced, lonely lighthouse keeper.

Stop hurting my space men with your goo!

What? How did you...

Keep your probes out of my star children.

Tree Trunks, you don't know what you're talking about.

Don't you condescend to me, you false idol.

You probed the wrong famiglia!

Wake up.

The fireworks show is a secret space war.

Get your goo out of my UFO.

Dude, this town is full of kooks.

Save the galactic chitlins!

Oh!

Meet Starchy in that alley over there.

Cacaw! Cacaw!

I'll just ask this duck.

Excuse me, but...

Don't be alarmed.

I am the disembodied voice of the people,

and I have witnessed your fire.

If given the opportunity,

would you lead a small group of resistance fighters

straight into the hornet's den?

You bet your wet booty.

Behold! It's me, Starchy!

Oh.

Aaaaah!

Unh!

Starchy always screams.

This is very elaborate!

Hello, everyone.

We have a new member with us here tonight.

Please welcome Train Tracks.

All: Welcome, Train Tracks!

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Veritas Brigade!

Train Tracks has her own incredible story to tell,

so let's let her talk.

Hi, Train Tracks, I am a conduit

for an alien entity knows as Booshy.

There is a 50/50 chance that Booshy will speak through me

during this meeting.

Oh, my gosh, it's happening.

I love when Booshy shows up.

F... F... F...

It's Booshy. Hello!

Welcome, Booshy.

On my planet, we speak in colors instead of words.