Adventure Time

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Sick! Sick! So si-i-i-ck!

Dying!

Check it out.

I got snacks for while we wait. For Marcy... red lick-rish.

Thanks.

And for BMO...

Fresh boyz!

So, Finn...

What are we waiting here for?

What?

Dude, it's super porp day.

Yeah.

Don't you know about super porp day?

Wait super porp like in the old commercials?

Uh, let's see, like...

Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Today's the day when squeeze-e-mart always gets their monthly shipment.

What?

That's really weird, guys.

- Why would... - Stop talking!

Here it comes!

Enjoy super porp.

I love you, Cheryl.

Man, this biz takes me back.

I used to drink this stuff all the time when I was a kid.

What?

That's not right.

How could the exact same soda

still be in production hundreds of years after the great mushroom wars?

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!

Okay, listen.

So, okay, we could go track down the mysterious source of super porp.

Do up a f'real quest, end up

fightin' some big soda-computer-god-baby or whatever...

We totally could.

But... super porp is good.

So why question this good thing, man?

Why?

Hmm... yeah, okay.

Let's just go home.

Yay! Super porp!

Yay! BMO!

Enjoy super porp!

We will, Cheryl!

No, Cheryl. Susan will not enjoy!

Chill out, Susan strong.

Yeah. Super porp taste good!

Super porp is good!

No.

It fake juice.

Tough-guy hyoomans do not drink fake juice.

Hmph. Go away, robots!

Baby? Baby!

Baby! Baby!

Baby.

Oh, dang!

Hyah!

Baby.

Porp fountain.

Hmm?

Cheryl.

Where's baby?

Cheryl better talk!

Hello, and welcome to the original super porp factory!

Are you ready to get por-orped?

I-i-i think we all need to get po-o-o-o-o-rped.

Susan killed Cheryl!

No! This is fake style bubblehead.

Cheryl trying to trick us!

Baby! That hole too small for Susan.

If Sally say so... Hup! Hyah!

You two, follow baby cries.

Susan will find other way.

Hmm?

Uh...

Hey!

No one is allowed to taste pure porp syrup!

You know this, Carla.

But it looks sooo good.

Well, of course it does!

I mean, I'd smash everyone's

face in this room for a single

drop of pure porp.

But that's not the super porp way.