Battle of the Brides (Cô dâu đại chiến)

Have you set your wedding date?

Not yet... but it's going to be soon!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Your diamond ring is gorgeous!

HUYNH PHUONG EXPLAINING HER SCANDAL WITH HER BOYFRIEND

Watch where you're going! You deaf or something?

Help me! Help me please!

Will you take this woman as your lawful wife

to love and cherish until death do you part?

I do.

Look, Mommy! Another bride!

And will you take this man...

My God! More hot chicks!

-What's going on? -Don't ask! Just run if you want to live!

Help me! Anyone! Pull me up!

How cool!

I'm sorry Father, but I need to borrow this!

Run...

Wait! Wait! Phuong... Calm down!

You... go to hell!

A real sword?

Wanna mess with me?

Keep running!

Where to?

You go first!

Honey...

A used needle?

Such a careless doctor!

You're probably guessing who I am.

My name is Thai.

And those women over there are my ex-girlfriends.

But don't think bad about me!

To be fair, I'm just a victim.

Like all men, I'm just looking for the perfect wife.

But in a city of more than eight million people,

it's like searching for a needle in a haystack.

In the end, I finally found that special someone.

The only thing is...

Terrifying!

If only I could go back in time...

Honey, don't be like that. Come here. Let's talk.

No need to talk. I'm breaking up with you.

What? Why...? Break up?

Don't you know how much I love you? I... Hello? Hello!

Wow...

Delicious!

Ahhh...

What the hell?

I'm so sorry... are you alright?

Ok? I can't see a thing!

How about I take you to the hospital?

-Yeah... -Taxi!

What's the taxi for?

To go to the hospital. What else?

But I have a car.

Right. Wait, there's nothing wrong with your eye.

Oops... I forget... it hurts so bad..

See? You can't drive like that.

Fine, so you drive.

But do you know how?

Sure.

This place?

No... can we go somewhere else?

This is the closest hospital.

Hurry up and let the doctor examine you!

If you keep it long, I'm not to blame.

You hurt me and now you want to wash your hands of this?

Fine! If you don't like it here, I'll take you somewhere else.

Okay, let's go!

Just so you know, it's my first time driving.

Let's go in then.

OUTPATIENT DEPARTMENT

What's wrong?

I'm fine. It just hurts a little. You go first.

I changed my mind. I don't need to see a doctor.

Why? You're not scared of my driving anymore?

We just got here. Why change your mind all of a sudden?

It doesn't hurt anymore.

You were in pain just a moment ago. You should get checked out.

Not necessary.

I'm ok, no problem now. Buy me a drink and we're cool.

Do you know?

I bought him a golf club

for his birthday.

How come he broke up with me?

How dare he treat me like this?

Now I just want to die!

There's always someone out there for you.

He's not the only guy in the world.

But this is the twelfth time.

Twelfth time?

Twelfth time kicked to the curb.

You probably think I'm taking advantage of the situation right?

No... no... look at her!

Miserable and weak.

What if she attempts suicide?

She's so hot, not to mention her long legs.

Wow, it'd be such a waste.

People say women fall in love through their ears.

Sweetheart. Listen to me.

You're lovely and beautiful.

Finding the thirteenth won't be a problem.

And your boyfriend... pardon me,

ex-boyfriend, he's a golf pro right?

He has nothing to do with me now.

Good!

If you like the gift, I'll give it to you.

To me?

Ouch!

You're doing it wrong.

First, stand with your legs shoulder-length apart.

Your hip...

Club's tip at the ball...

That's right...

you have to check your aim...

loosen up yourself a little bit.. Don't be so stiff...

yeah, that's right!

How's this?

Please don't.

I don't want a thirteenth time.

Oh, babe...

I'm not like the guys you dated.

No thirteenth time?

So what do you think about flight attendants?

Well, they're beautiful, long-legged...

So how many girls already?

Hey! I'm not that easy.

I love you for who you are, not for your beauty or your legs.

Are you sure?

100%!

It's all your fault.

You knew I had to fly out this morning, and still...

You're such a bad boy.

I'm late because of you. I gotta go.

Wait... when can I see you again?

When can you see me again?

Yeah.

Next week!

Next week? Why so long?

I'll miss you.

I gotta go now. I'll call you when I get there.

Love you.

Bye!

Wow. I am a lucky guy.

-Hello? -Hello, boss!

What are you calling me for, Dad?

Where the hell have you been? I haven't seen you for months.

Dad! I've been really busy.

Yeah, busy chasing after chicks.

My goodness,

he looks so handsome today!

I have to run to a meeting.

Can't talk now. Bye Dad.

Hello, babe. I miss you so much.

What's up?

You came to the hospital with a girl the other day. Am I right?

When? No way!

You must have mistaken me for somebody else.

Yeah, I guess.

But why couldn't I reach you the last few days?

I've been so busy with meetings and paperwork.

You're always busy.

How would you like to come by my place tonight?

Tonight?

Okay, honey. I'm so ready for you.

Honey...

Honey, do you love me?

You know the answer. Why ask?

But I want to hear you say it.

Yeah... I do.

You and only you! Okay?

You'd better mean what you say.

If I find you fooling around with someone else,

I'll cut it!

How scary!

Go get dressed, we'll go out for some fresh air.

Where?

I'm tired. I just want to lie here and hold you.

Goodnight!

Who's calling at this hour?

Hello...

What?

Really? Oh my God, stay right there.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Of course I'm free. I'm bored as hell at home!

Okay, see you.

Who calls you this late?

My friends. They're at Club Mecca!

They're waiting for us, hurry up!

I have to go too?

Cheers!

Hi Dad! Is there something you need?

You bastard! Won't come home till I'm dead?

Oh, shit.

Sorry Dad!

I've been so busy at work that I couldn't see you.

This week, I promise...

Where the hell did you learn to drive?

Wow...