The Blue Umbrella

KHATRI TEA STALL

Bill Gates!

Hey, Nandu... Bill Gates!

Do you know who he is?

Of course, I know Bill Gates!

It's the one next to India Gate.

You moron! He's a man!

Worth millions and millions of dollars!

So?

You'll become just like him.

You're about to receive a huge treasure!

-Is that what he said? -Yes.

That too in English. Does anybody lie in English?

No.

-Let me hear it again. -Okay.

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

My weary goblin's all drained

All day on one leg, looks pained

The fox came and bit my goblin

Oh, mother!

The fox came and bit my goblin Then licked grandpa's bowl clean

The fox came and bit my goblin Then licked grandpa's bowl clean

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

The bowl was lying on grandpa's cot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Grandpa's cot gone to rot

Is the stick mightier than grandpa?

Is the stick mightier than grandpa?

My goblin refuses to budge

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Give the money!

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's mustache has turned green

The frog croaks the truth clean

The barber's mustache has turned green

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

On the cow's tail

Wheat grows on the cow's tail

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Whose mustache did the cow attack?

Is the mustache Mightier than the barber?

Is the mustache Mightier than the barber?

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Rajaram, shutters down!

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

He refuses to budge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Till it gets its milk fudge

My weary goblin's all drained

Till it gets its milk fudge

Nandu uncle, please give us the donation money.

Rajaram!

Nandu has gone to the city for purchases.

Who are you?

I am his aunt.

Uncle's aunt?

But uncle never had an uncle in the first place.

He had a distant uncle. I am that distant aunt.

Okay. Tell uncle that he is invited to...

Tikku's place for the ceremonial prayers.

-He should definitely come. -Sure thing!

He will definitely come.

And distant aunt, you must also come.

Okay.

For sure I will.

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

My goblin refuses to budge

Till it gets its milk fudge

Hail to your glory!

Oh Goddess! Shower your Blessings on us mortals!

You are benevolent to everyone And you bless everyone!

Show us your glory! Save us, Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

Bless us, Oh Goddess

You are our only means and end

Help us reach our destination

Your light is mystical

Show us the way

What are you eating?

Nothing.

Then what are you hiding?

Nothing.

Help us reach our destination

Bless us, Oh Goddess

You said that it got over.

You runt!

Wait, you scoundrel!

Wait till I get you!

Stop, Tikku!

Don't run!

Hey, stop!

Listen.

Hey, stop!

Tikku!

Stop, you rascal!

Come take the binoculars! You wanted them, right?

-Come and get it. -I'll get you, you rascal!

Come on! Take the binoculars!

You want the binoculars, right?

Come on and get it.

Come on.

Who the hell?

The wretch has borrowed 164 rupees worth of

biscuits and toffees from this shop.

First he said, "I don't have money but I can give you some pickle."

I agreed.

I tasted the pickle. It was mind blowing!

Then he said he he'd deliver it bit by bit.

I agreed to that as well.

Then one fine day he announces that he has run out of pickle.

When a fresh lot is made in spring I will bring some more.

I agreed to that as well.

But last night I caught him red handed.

Now I don't want his damn pickle anymore.

Get 164 rupees and take the binoculars.

But uncle, the binoculars are very expensive.

So what?

If his father doesn't pay up, I'll get the money from my mother.

Fair enough.

Now give the binoculars back.

"Now give the binoculars back."

First my money, otherwise no honey.

Everyone knows that he loves giving credit

so that he can swindle you later.

Moron!

If you're so concerned...

hand me your lucky charm...

and you can have the binoculars back.

Damn! There goes the milk!

I'll slice off your ears and stick them on your shoes.

Nandu! Binoculars!

Go catch him! Get it back!

Stop!

Where will he go?

Come and get me now!

If we give you extra half liter of milk daily...

your debt will be covered in next 15 days.

Alright?

Fine. Till then I'll keep the binoculars.

I won't give them.

"I won't give them."

Naughty!

Neelu! Gauri! Don't go far away!

Otherwise, I'll hit you.

Look! There it is!

It was right there!

That's my umbrella.

It's been specially made.

Do you understand Japanese?

That's my umbrella.

What’s that?

What is this?

Tell me, what is this?

I don't know. I've never seen this before.

But they look like bear claws.

This is truly amazing!

I want it!

Can we exchange?

What do you want?

Will you exchange it for money?

Take it.

I have more.

Take it.

Is this enough?

I have chocolates too.

More chocolates.

Look at all these chocolates!

I want the locket!

I really want it!

Please give it to me!

Hey, Nandu!

The foreigners don't even grant death for free.

How come they gifted such a huge umbrella?

Drink water.

Let it be, Mom!

It's their umbrella. It's up to them to gift it as they want.

Why are you getting so worked up?

Biniya.