We Are Family (出租家人)

Attention, all units.

A man is on the rooftop of Kin Tau Mansion,

holding ten hostages at gunpoint.

We see elderly and kids.

The perp is quite emotional.

No one is to act without authorization.

Seal all exits.

Sniper, be ready in one minute.

The hostage negotiator will attempt to speak to the perp.

Stay away!

Or I'll kill them all!

What can we do for you?

Listen up!

Prepare US$10 million

and a helicopter!

- Pronto! - Fine!

Cash, helicopter...

The cash and helicopter

- will take 5 minutes... - No!

Three minutes!

There's a problem.

The helicopter has to land 3 blocks away.

Shall we arrange a car to take you there?

Trying to trick me?! Fine!

We'll die together...

Calm down!

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

Cut!

Everybody, back to square one.

Why did you stand up again?

You're supposed to be dead.

Don't change the script, dumb!

I was protecting my grandson.

Who?! Read the script!

You're dead! You can't protect shit!

And your head kept wobbling!

The camera can't go around you!

- Let's just eat dinner first. - We got food!

Why is he still here?

He charged only $500 for 5 days

with no overtime charge.

He's a bargain, isn't he?

Yeah, I'm a real bargain!

I can play a corpse.

I can play a dog, too!

Put some fur on me.

With your shitty acting?

Do I look like a dumb?

Chill out, chill out.

Go away, old fart.

I wanna wrap, too.

You're such a drag!

You're berating me, too?

I can't be that bad...

- Hey, Simon. - What's up, Carlos?

Who's that short, roly-poly dude?

That's Chi Kwong.

The director kind of hates him.

He's a dedicated actor.

My company needs actors.

Really? He's all yours.

For real? How much?

$500, all-inclusive.

That's a bargain!

Is it that good?

It's delicious.

Hey, why don't I play your grandson,

and we do that scene again?

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

Cut!

Wow, that's Best Actor material!

Forget this job.

Come to my office.

- What's this? - I'll be waiting!

Hey, you're not in this production?

WeFamily?

Still working?

Yup.

Why weren't you here a few days ago?

I took the day off.

You're off whenever I come by.

If I come every day, you'd never work.

Hey, still working?

I told you a million times, Mr. Cheuk.

The back stairwell is a fire escape.

Isn't it dangerous

- to pile things up here? - Yes...

It's pointless to post so many notices.

Do you get what I'm saying?

- Do you really get it? - Landlady...

He works long shifts.

He can't be everywhere.

Are you kidding me?

I'm wrong for cleaning up your living conditions?

You don't have to thank me, but don't patronize me!

Sorry...

- Mr. Yip. - Hmm?

Tonight's meal.

- Another free meal? - Shouldn't waste it.

Thanks.

"WeFamily"?

"Family and friends for rent?"

Hey!

Why'd you take my stuff?

Hey, watch your mouth!

I just picked it up for you!

Hey, you don't have to thank me,

but remember,

the fine for littering is $1,500.

It's okay, I'll pick it up.

He's so rude!

I'll clean it up...

"An Actor Prepares"

"Original Screenplay"

"Movie Script"

Don't worry, Grandpa's here.

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

"Founder"

"Director of Drama"

Don't open the door for strangers!

I'm your grandpa.

I'm your dad.

Mm-hmm.

I'm your big brother!

We're your family!

Because you're all from WeFamily!

WeFamily, hire with ease.

WeFamily, here to please.

Are you missing a family member?

Hey!

I don't want this baby!

This is all your fault!

It's all my fault...

Relax... breathe...

Sorry, sweetheart.

- Did it hurt? - Of course.

Seeing you in so much pain

hurt my heart.

No one's ever been this good to me.

You must be tired, sweetheart.

You should get some rest.

That was so realistic.

Thank you so much.

Here's your five grand.

You were like the real thing!

Thank you...

Take a point card.

You get a free experience with five stamps.

And if you rent two performers, you get a 20% discount.

Grandma!

Look, I got 100 on an exam again!

I'm smart, right?

Yeah, you really are!

Count your blessings.

I couldn't study when I was a child.

I had to watch the family's shop.

Don't be like your deadbeat dad.

He doesn't do anything

but gamble his money away.

All his friends are losers.

I don't know what I did to deserve him.

If I'd known he'd be like that,

I'd rather give birth to a pig!

You're right!

He'd make terrible BBQ pork.

Have me, a fatty piece of pork!

You're not pork, you're my lovely grandson.

Do you know the most crucial thing in life?

You must be tired, Grandma. You should get some rest.

I'm not tired. Chat with me a little longer.

But I'll have to charge extra.

We're a family and friends rental company.

This is Catherine, our acting coach.

- Hi. - Hi, Catherine.

Why don't you introduce yourself?

Sure. I'm Yip Chi Kwong, 68 years old.

I love acting.

I wrote my experiences here.

I was in "Infernal Affairs",

as a pedestrian.

I've played fathers, grandfathers,

even the head of a huge family,

but I was in lying in a coffin that time.

Being an extra is different from rent-a-family.

Oh, being an extra is different

because we have no script.

When they call "action", we just act.

If they say, "talk without speaking,"

I stay quiet.

If they say, "Eat, but the food has pesticide,"

we still have to eat.

Let's be frank.

What do you have in mind for salary?

Oh, I'm easy. Whatever you want to pay me.

I get jobs because I don't care about pay.

I like him!

We won't rip you off.

We'll at least pay you minimum wage.

Thank you.

We have two important rules here.