Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

I'll get it! I'll get it! That's for me.

Hello?

Hi,Harvey!

Sure, ask away!

Oh... wait... one second.

- Aunt Zelda, do you mind? - Oh no, go right ahead.

No, I mean, would you leave me alone?

Oh. I get it sorry.

You were saying?

One more sec.

Salem, are you spying on me?

I'm a cat. I'm curious. So kill me.

Out!

Fine. I understand the delicacy of the moment.

Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina!

You were asking?

No, Mr.Pool said photosynthesis would not be on the test.

Is that it?

Okay ... yeah, see you tomorrow.

There, there. I'm sure Harvey will ask you out on a date... some day!

Thanks, Louisa.

You were listening? I have no privacy in this house!

Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina!

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 1x06: Dream Date Original Airdate: 11/1/1996

I just don't get how people can dance with all these tables here?

Sasha, we'll move the tables.

It looks like I'm going to the dance.

- Who with?! - Me!

Dates are just societies way of keeping numbers even,

I'm going to represent all things that are odd.

And I'm sure that's exactly how people will see it.

Do you wanna come with me? We could go alone together.

No thanks.

You know I was thinking it might be kinda fun to go with Harvey.

Are you gonna ask him?

Oh I can't, I don't wanna complicate our friendship.

What if he asked you?

Oh, I don't mind if he complicates our friendship.

Hey Harvey, over here.

Thanks, I might not have spotted you at the same table where we always sit.

So, do you have plans for the dance tomorrow night?

Oops, gotta run!

Man, I've never seen her move so fast.

so you were saying about the dance?

Oh I probably won't go. School dances aren't my thing.

What about you?

Oh I haven't made any plans. Y'know, yet.

Hi Harvey, can I borrow a finger?

Sure.

Excuse me, we were talking.

Other people have fingers too you know.

Yes but Harvey works out and by the way Harvey,

I was thinking you and I could go to the dance together,okay?

Okay.

Great. Thanks for helping.

Okay? I thought you said school dances weren't your thing?

They're not, I panicked.

I have a hard time saying no. I really should work on that. No.

Aunt Zelda, I need help.

Of course, what is it?

Well it's kinda private.

Did someone say private?

Yes

I'm intrigued, continue.

Okay I'll tell you my problem if you promise to keep it a secret.

Well I wanted to go to the dance tonight with this guy.

Harvey.

Right. But he's going with this other girl.

Libby.

Okay and then what happens?

Oh sweety, if Harvey likes Libby that's his choice.

No but I don't think he does. I mean she asked him

and because he has a problem saying no, he said yes.

Then why didn't you ask him?

Because then he would know that I liked him.

But you do.

Yes, but I can't tell him that.

Have you at least dropped a hint?

Well I smile at him a lot

and sometimes when we play foozball I let him win.

He'll never figure it out that way.

Sixteen year old boys are oblivious,

if you like Harvey, you'll have to tell him.

You may even want to use one of these.

A sledgehammer?

Look, I think I'd rather just use a love spell

but I can't seem to find one in my magic book.

Oh Sabrina, I hate to disappoint you but there is no love spell.

Love is far too precious to tamper with.

You mean too weird,

that's why there's no standardised formula,

although Calvin Kline came remarkably close with 'Obsession'

So being a witch doesn't help me at all?

Well in this case, no.

Not necessarily.

You can't make someone love you

but you can imprison them in a ring

for not loving you. See?

Hilda, let me out. Thou art starting to grow on me.

I love the way he catches the light.

Look, trapping Harvey in amber is not exactly what I had in mind.

I think I need to be alone again.

Oh, that privacy thing?

Hilda, let's go. We'll be down stairs if you need us.

That's right. We're here, we care and we have pie.

That stinks.

Harvey or no Harvey, she should go to the ball...

I mean dance.

Sabrina needs someone who's hip and fun, who'll make her forget Harvey.

I know, do we have any Man Dough in the house?

Great idea. I'll race you to the kitchen.

Beat you!

Oh, you are so immature.

Do you mind? I was busy staring into space.

You can do that later. We are making Sabrina a dream date.

Oh, ooh, ooh, my kibble!

Dream date.

Got your nose!

Here's your ears.

There.

Wait a minute, one arm is shorter than the other.

Hilda, have you been eating dough?

No.

- Now for the personality glaze. - Pour it on.

Lets make him a great dancer.

And a dare devil.

And a musician.

Do girls still like musicians?

Ever since Mozart's 'Feel the Heat' tour.

- Oh! I over did the enthusiasm. - He's going to a high school dance

he's going to need all the enthusiasm he can get.

What are you cooking? Something smells...

handsome?

We're making you a dream date out of Man Dough

You will have a meeting of dream done with mass-man.

Man Dough?

He'll be tall, dark and yeasty.

Now he lasts about four hours, which is perfect for your dance.

Yeah perfect,

except for the fact that I wanted to go with Harvey, not Pop'n'fresh.

Oh come on,

just meet him before you make up your mind.

You're going to like him, he's really enthusiastic.

I've already made up my mind, I'm not going.

Man's done!

Hey. Hi, man am I happy to be here.

Wow! He is really cute.

Well, we do nice work but if you don't wanna go to the dance...

Changed my mind, I'll go. Just, give me a sec to get ready.

All set. Gotta go.

Man, you look great! And this dance sounds fantastic!

Oh man, this place is fantastic!

What do you call it?

- The cafeteria. - The cafeteria, the cafeteria;

I have to remember that. Whoa, great bunting!

Hey, could you keep it down? You're talking kinda loud.

-Hi. -Hi.

- Hi. - Who are you?

I'm Jenny. Who are you?

This is, Chad... Cory... Dillan.

- Great name. - Thanks...

Chad, could you get us some punch?

She has the best ideas.

So, what do you think?

He's cute. Where did you meet him?

Oh my aunts introduced us. We rode over on his motorcycle.

I approve.

Yeah Chad's pretty neat,

you know for an athlete, dare:devil, rock musician.

Guess what?

They had two flavours; orange and red.

Go easy Chad.

Well, I'm going to dance.

Wait a second. We can dance here?

Yeah, do you like dancing?

I'm made to dance and I love this song.

Here, excuse me.

Thank you, thank you. Thanks a lot.

Sasha, what have I missed?

Not much. Where have you been?

We had some engine trouble with the Vette on the way over.

- You drive a Corvette? - that's Shove'ette.

Hey! Same manufacturer.

Oh, please!

Oh My God! Who's that guy Sabrina's with?

His names Chad Cory Dillan and yes, that's his motorcycle outside.

Well I guess Sabrina wins.

I don't think so. Come on Harvey, let's hit the floor.

Actually Libby, I don't dance.

Excuse me?

This is a dance, guess what we do here?

Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.

For what?

I don't know, something else?

I can't believe you did this to me.

Sasha! Ladies room.

Oh man, I'm having a great time.

Me too.

What, why've you stopped dancing?

I just saw someone.