Adventure Time

Hey, friend.

Don't be afraid.

I'm a child like you, running wild and crazy.

Hold on. Wow.

A falling star.

It's too far, though.

You're welcome.

Hmm. Ah.

There.

Wait.

Oh, glob.

He is here somewhere, my brothers.

Glob, can you see Magic Man on the sensor?

Yes, Gob. Our little brother is very close.

- Hey, flip me. - Okay.

I'm gonna activate the thingy that drains his magic juice.

My juice!

Not... flowing... right.

Dream on, honey.

You can't catch this.

Magic away!

I think I see him.

Yes, I see him, as well.

- Hey, guys. What, Glob?

Nothing. Never mind.

Wait. Wait. Shh, shh! Shush!

I... wasn't...

You hear that?

It was totally silent for like a whole second.

Huh. Oh, yeah. Cool.

Sometimes we get so wrapped up battling stuff,

we forget to...

Ooh!

Waaa... zoo!

Hey.

Shhhhhh.

Arise.

Magic Man, you caused nothing but turmoil and chaos

for us on Mars.

We thought banishing you to this world would help you

see the light of our utopian super-society.

Now, tell us... what have you learned

in these past 200 years?

Are you guys talking to me?

You know you made life on Mars a nightmare.

Now we must return you to Mars,

where vengeance awaits thee.

That's not...

Magic Man! Get up!

Did it work? Is he gone?

Yep.

They took my friend to Mars!

Fly me there and help me save him!

Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.

You see? The transfer drained me.

I can probably barely float.

So I just got to wait 'til they kill your friend.

See ya!

- No! - Whoa!

What do you mean "kill"?

They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes.

Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head...

not even the king of Mars!

And once he's dead,

my magic juice will return to my body...

flowing through me like moonlight

through the ghost dance.

- Squeeze! -

I wish I could help...

except I don't!

You succubutt!

How long have you had this house?

Yes, that is true!

Well, I bet there's something here

that can help me save Jake.

There is, but you'll never make it work.

What?! Where is it?!

I don't know! Have you seen my trash palace?

Yeah, what's the deal? This place is wrecked.

Ewww! Ew!!

What am I stepping in?

That's where I blow my nose all day.

Ugh!

Yes, welcome to my tower of light.

Everyone is welcome to share this magic kingdom...

squirrels...

black mold...

worms...

poison ivy...

tiny manticore.

Help me, you coward!

Magic Man, what is your deal, for real?

You tell me.

Well, for one, I think this house

is a reflection of your sick brain.

Look at this. Yuck.

Who's this you're standing with in this picture?

All... right.

Well, I'm gonna keep digging through this stuff

'til I find what you're talking about.

It's downstairs.

- Huh? What? - My special thing.

Whoa!

Holy crepes.

Ta-da! Come on.

That's the thing... my special thing.

A Martian transporter.

This can take me to Mars?!

Yeah. My brothers gave it to me

when they banished me to Earth.

They thought I'd learn love and use it to go back home.

How do I do it?

You put your hands on those thingies

and think stuff about people.

But it's broken. Hasn't worked in 200 years.

But... it has to work.

It has to.

For Jake.

Huh-duh?!

Yaaaaaaaah!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Whoa!

Citizens of Mars,

King of Mars...

today, the most notorious fiend in Martian history

stands before us... Magic Man.