Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

CANOE

I'm really glad the school psychiatrist

required you three to come on in this canoe trip.

Here in the great outdoors we're brothers and we help each other out.

You know, the Burgeoning Men's movement holds

that we spend too much time fighting each other

and not enough time loving one another.

Van Driessen is looking for love.

- He wants you. - He wants you.

Nice stroke, Beavis.

Told you, dude.

He wants to love you.

- That dude has lettuce on his head. - His head is lettuce.

Let-us spray. Ssssspray.

Cut it out, Beavis!

- What are you doing? - I'm spraying.

That's pretty cool.

- When did you start doing that? - Just now.

Boy, this really sucks!

- Oh my God! - Oh, dear Lord!

This sucks!

Good God Almighty!

This sucks more than anything I've ever seen.

This sucks, like, like, lots and lots!

Let me count the ways in which this sucks.

One...

Two...

Four...

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Thirteen...

Seven...

Oh wait a minute, we already counted that one.

Yeah, but if it happened again, that means it sucks again.

Eleventeen...

What comes after eleventeen?

- Thirteen. - Oh, yeah.

Fifteen. Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Pull his hair!

Cool.

Maybe we should like, take some points off 'cause that was pretty cool.

No way, Beavis!

Just 'cause something's cool doesn't mean that something else doesn't suck.

What?

I said: just because something's cool

doesn't mean that something else doesn't suck!

What?

Nevermind, buttmunch.

Hey Butt-Head, why are we watching this?

I don't know.

This is still on?

- That pisses me off! - Yeah, that sucks.

It's bad enough when, like, stuff sucks...

but then when it's like, really long, that sucks.

Guys, I hope our little incident today shows why we never wrestle in canoes.

Luckily, and not coincidentally,

all the important gear was in my canoe.

Where's the toilet paper?

Well, that's the only thing we put in your canoe.

Fortunately Beavis, nature has its own toilet paper,

- the humble leaf. - You wiping with foliage, dude.

I gotta go too.