Raven's Home

Raven: Booker, turn off the tv! It's time for bed!

Okay, mom.

announcer: Coming up next, we reveal the shocking secrets

of the world's most infamous prison.

This is "alcatraz declassified."

I do love shocking secrets.

I'll just watch five minutes.

wow.

That was a lot of secrets for five minutes.

Announcer: If eight hours of secrets wasn't enough...

Eight hours?

It...

It's morning?

I was up all night?

Gotta get to bed.

Announcer: ...Get ready for eight more hours

of "alcatraz declassified."

okay, five more minutes, and then bed.

yep! That's us.

Raven? Alice?

Booker!

nobody's home.

It's nap time.

Nappy, nappy, nap time.

yes, sir.

-hey, pop-pop! -hey, alice.

Ready to go to the zoo?

They feed the tigers at 3:00, and let you watch.

And sometimes, there's accidents.

I hope by accident, you mean

they feed them too much.

yeah, that's what I mean.

I'm sorry, alice. I'm really knocked out.

But here's an idea. Why don't you paint a picture of a tiger?

Okay, but just remember

this was all your idea.

what now?!

I got it.

Check out what I found at the flea market.

A rare copy of nudo mardoonie's horror classic

"everyone screams."

it has more screams per minute than any horror movie ever made.

Why are you watching it here?

You're the only person we know

that has the thing to play these things.

Forget that! I've got something better.

There's a marathon of "alcatraz declassified" on,

and season three is about to start.

Alcatraz is the best. I've been there a million times.

You've been there?

Oh yeah. I know everything about that place.

Did you know alcatraz is spanish for pelican?

Did you know the island alcatraz sits on is a meteorite?

Did you know they give tours of alcatraz,

and you can go there right now?

-Then what are we doing here? -Yeah.

-That's what I'd like to know. -Booker: See you, grandpa!

-Neil: Later! -Ivy: Bye, mr. Baxter.

finally.

oh good, you're awake! You can watch

the finale of "real housekeepers of hoboken" with me. Oh!

So good, dad! All you have to know

is that cynthia's with brett, but brett's with carl,

who says he's with tammy, but everyone knows he's not

except for rachel, and she's finding out today.

With the rest of america.

oh no! The chill grill.

What about the chill grill? D-did you just have a vision?

Uh... No, what?

wait, wait, wait, wait.

If you had a vision about my restaurant, you have to tell me.

Okay, fine. But, um, it's nothing to worry about.

You know, you just, uh,

y-you ran out of cheese.

Ran out of cheese?! It's fondue Friday!

Dad, dad! Do not get up, alright?

I do not want you to stress.

I-I'll handle it.

Let me get this straight.

You want me to stay here, in this chair,

and not move.

Can you handle that?

won't be easy,

but I'm gonna give it a good ole...

College try...

Oh, he's already drooling.

they're so adorable at that age.

welcome to alcatraz. I'm beth, your guide.

Before we start our tour of the cells,

I'm going to ask you to turn off your cells.

we're lucky we got beth.

She's the only one who makes that joke work.

This is so cool. I can't believe we're actually here!

If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask. Now,

-if you'll follow me-- -beth!

-Yes? -Did you know alcatraz is spanish for pelican?

Oh! Someone did their homework!

I told you that.

Yeah, and I remembered it.

-Homework. -Beth: Now,

over here, we have--

Uh, beth!

-Yes? -Did you know alcatraz

had the first lighthouse on the west coast?

Yes. It was built in--

1853!

"alcatraz declassified," episode six, season one.

Actually, construction started in 1853,

but it was completed in 1854.

Roger the tour guide, field trip, fourth grade.

This is going to be a long tour.

I hope so. I am learning a lot.

um... Excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me.

I just want to make it...

Thank you very much.

Oh good. No smoke. It hasn't happened yet.

Wow.

Hello, chill grill, my old friend.

-Man: Raven? -Chill grill?

Chill grill, is that you?

Raven baxter!

wow, you have not changed!

Well, thank you. I try to keep it tight.

-Come on, bring it in. -Oh! Hold up there, stranger danger.

Whoa. Stranger? it's lazlo.

You remember? Back from when you were a teenager,

I used to laugh at all your crazy shenanigans.

Hello. Welcome to the chill grill.

My name is Raven, and this is my winning smile.

The world-famous band boyz 'n motion

are coming down here today to the chill grill.

see? I was there the whole time.

No, I'm sorry. I don't remember you.

Oh. Of course not. Why would you remember me?

I'm only your father's right-hand man.

I even sent him a "get well soon" pie. Did you get it?

Yeah, we got it.

I guess my thank you card got lost in the mail.

lazlo, is-is that a fire?!

No, no, that is blackened catfish.

Table 12! Order up!

I'm watching you, lazlo.

But I'm smellin' the catfish.

Smellin' good, table 12! Let me get some!

and here we have the highlight of our tour.

The cell of alcatraz's most infamous inmate,

al capone.

Crowd: Ooh...

wrong!

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Oh, I think he said wrong, but he coughed at the same time,

so it was hard to understand.

Is that what you said, booker? That she was wrong?

Yes, neil, that's... That's what I said.

This is definitely al capone's cell.

That's what they want you to think,

but this is actually his second cell

because he escaped from the first one.

Oh. You watched "alcatraz declassified," didn't you?

Ah...

I get one of you wackos on the tour every week.

Asking to see the underground cafeteria,

the hidden tunnels, the lost chamber

where the knights templar hid their treasure.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Spoiler alert, beth!

I haven't seen season three yet.

Booker, none of that stuff is true.

It has to be.

I saw it on tv.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no other cell.

This is where they held al capone.

Now, if we're done with this little digression,

who wants to sit in an electric chair?

-booker, come on. -No.

I'm sorry, she's wrong. Al capone had another cell.

he didn't. Trust me, I would know.

-Maybe you're wrong. -oh no.

You did not just tell ivy that.

Every time someone tells her she's wrong,

she goes to any length to prove that she's right.

Nothing makes her madder.

Yeah well, putting your hands over my ears is a close second.

I'm sorry, ivy. This time, you're wrong.

only one way to find out.

Let's sneak off the tour,

and you can show us this secret cell.

Let's do it.