Crazy Sex (拈花惹草)

This is the Papaver Orientale... the poppy,

a plant which grows every other year

It has long, saw-toothed oval shaped leaves

...and scarlet or purple flowers

When a poppy turns ripe,

a white resin like substance gushes out,

which on aeration turns black

This is the raw material for making opium.

Hardworking poppy growers...

eke out a meager existence

But the dealers in opium

...make a fortune out of it

They purchase it cheaply...

and use it to make morphine and heroin

This is then transferred to all parts of the world

Nobody cares for a losing business:

But as long as it can make money...

...most would stick their neck out...

for something that's highly profitable

So people get together and form different rings

to smuggle this illicit commodity

Double crossing is not an exception...

and so are floating bodies!

Goods are airlifted or shipped

Those airlifted are dropped at sea

...to be picked up by boat

Those shipped are delivered to a designated spot

But the smugglers always get caught

...in the meshes of the law

There's a saying: A man dies for money

A bird dies for food

See how these unscrupulous traffickers

...scheme against each other

How they play around!

Big boss, we didn't expect this

Fools! You're good for nothing

You're a bunch of fools

Do you think it could be Grace Chen?

Miss, do you want to buy shoes?

I'm just looking

How's this pair?

It's okay

Not bad

Quite nice

How much is it?

A hundred and twenty

I'll take them

Don't move

Let's go

Big boss, we've got the girl

Alright

9 points. The banker pays

What are you doing?

Let me go

Let me go

Who are you?

I can't tell you

We don't use our real names

I'm Ling Ling here

Call me Ling Ling

Miss Ling Ling, you've made a mistake

I'm not Grace Chen. I'm Louisa Lai

If you don't believe me...

get my driving license and see

Louisa Lai

We probably are wrong

Why didn't you show us this earlier?

I was frightened out of my mind

But I still can't let you go

Big boss will be here in a minute

If we are wrong, he'll apologize to you

What does your Big boss do?

I don't mind telling you

We operate a drug ring and running into trouble lately

Big boss suspected that...

Grace Chen is the informer

He didn't intend to harm her

...but only to question her

Boss wants to know where she gets her information

Even if I were Grace Chen...

you didn't have to tie me up like this

We had a bet

They said your bust was false

I didn't agree, therefore I wanted to find out

You

Don't! Don't!

Don't do that

So it's real

Don't do that, I beg you

I am not a man. Don't be shy

They said your walk shows...

you're shaved

I want to find out

Don't!

Not bad. It's God's masterpiece

Who is it?

It's me

Don't open the door

Don't open the door

Big boss wants to apologize for the mistake

But he also wants to sleep with you

What?

He'll pay you $5,000...

and then send you home when it's over

What do you think I am?

Big boss admires you

He wouldn't take me. How do you think?

You all are simply outrageous

Do you want a carrot or a stick?

When Big boss comes in,

you better be nice to him, or...

I'll give you an injection

Then tie a stone up on your body

...and fling you into the sea

How's it going?

It's fixed. Where's the money?

What do you think?

It's not romantic. I was scared to death

That makes it more exciting

Don't worry, I'll be nice to you

But I'm being unfaithful to my husband

Besides my husband,

you're the only man I've been with

How do I compare with your husband?

He gives me love but you only want sex

I don't want sex with anyone I don't like

If I don't like her, I won't love her

I'll love you

Is Big boss here?

He's inside

Who is it?

Your wife is here

Madam

Where is big boss?

He's in the club

No more bets

Bet, Bet

Okay

The banker wins

Bet, Bet

Brother, Louisa Lai's waiting for you

Okay

Who is it?

It's me

What is it? An erotic movie?

Don't you like it?

Yes, of course

But I've seen too many of them, same old stuff

I'm sure you wouldn't have seen this before

Okay

Let's have a live show first...

before watching the movie

Damn you

How do I compare with your wife?

She's no match from you

She's loose and plain

You're tight, warm, soft and smooth

You're a liar, if she's no good

Why are you so afraid of her?

For the money. She was Big boss's mistress

Big boss? Aren't you Big boss?

Big boss got life imprisonment,

so then I became Big boss

I see

So you own everything he had

And his mistress...

has become your wife

She's small where it should be big,

and big where it should be small

I can't do anything

She's got the money so people listen to her

Some day when the power...

is in my hand

It'll be a different story

Why did you switch off the light?

So we can see the movie

What is it?

Who shoots this film?

It came by parcel post this morning

I thought one of my friends had sent it

Didn't think I'll see myself in the film

Can't be that simple

Is there any letter?

There is a letter

It's not a threat or blackmail

It says that you and I can enjoy this

It's also a payment for our fine acting

And if you don't mind,

There's a copy for your wife too

Never thought I'd be blackmailed

Alright, speak up... how much do you want?

It's not my business

I'm not part of them

Alright, what's the difference?

I've had many experiences

But never imagined I'd be the one

Don't misunderstand, I'm just the go-between

They said you have an agreement with your wife

That if either of you has an affair...

you will separate immediately