White House Farm

Jeremy isn't mourning his family.

He's, um, he's celebrating!

There are times I've felt like something's bothering you,

like you want to say something. Something about Jeremy?'

I need to go to the toilet.

I don't just care about him.

I love him.

Why are you being like this?

You know you frighten me when you act like this.

Got it! How much?

Count it, I'm not sure.

Jesus Christ!

I can't believe how easy that was!

I kept telling Dad,

"That caravan park's a sitting duck",

but he wouldn't listen to me.

Jem, there's nearly a thousand here.

I'll get you that dress you wanted.

Have your hair done.

Mm, are you sure they won't know it was you?

And what if they do? They'll never prove it.

Not in a million years.

# Love your body even when it's old

# Do it just as only I can do it

# Never, ever doing what I'm told

# Shooting stars never stop

# Even when they reach the top

# Shooting stars never stop

# Even when they reach the top... #

Where's Sheila?

Yeah, look...

I've gotta go and talk to a guy about some business.

You keep Sheila company.

Looks like the nuthouse didn't do her any favours.

Where will you be?

I'll be back with you in a minute.

# Long way from home

# Welcome to the Pleasuredome. #

Do you want me to finish that?

It's the injections they're giving me.

Make my hands shake.

- Should you be doing this? - Why not?

I don't know. Jeremy said you just came out of the hospital, so...

Do you believe in God?

- I think so, yeah. - I never did.

But it's helped me.

Believing.

It's helped me a lot.

I'm really glad you're feeling better.

Ha-ha-ha!

Now I am feeling better!

- What was that about? - What was what about?

You and Tracey.

Oh, I just asked her if she was interested

in having an affair with a younger man.

- Don't. - Don't be like that, I'm teasing!

I'm teasing you!

Although, I do like it when you're angry.

You need to be careful, though, 'cause I will tell on you.

- Oh, yeah? - Hm. - What would you tell?

I'll tell him where you get your money from.

- Well, then I'll go to jail. - Mm.

And then... where will you be?

# Feel the pain

# Take the blame

# Feel the same... #

Fallworth Manor.

Right now, my granny lives there.

But when she dies... it's gonna be up for grabs.

Of course my cousins'll all be snatching for it.

But if I play my cards right...

Maybe...

It's amazing.

Can you imagine?

My Porsche parked out the front. You, running around after the kids.

Or the other way round.

Would your parents really let you have it?

Not without jumping through a million of their hoops.

And they make me slave on the farm.

But Sheila, she gets a flat in London,

everything paid for.

And she doesn't do a damn thing.

I suppose she's got the twins to look after.

She's turning them into crazies, have you seen them?

Anyway, Colin does most of the work, poor bastard.

I should just burn White House down, with Mum and Dad in it.

Jeremy, you can't do that!

It'd be such a waste,

to burn down such a beautiful old house!

- You're right. - No! You're awful.

You're right!

Hm...

Guess I'll have to think of something else.

And when he said that,

"I'll have to think of something else",

what did you take him to mean?

I don't know. I thought he was joking.

One of his awful jokes.

But he wasn't.

Look, I told Sally we'd be there before 6.

Yes, we will, but I promised my dear sister

that I'd drop her something off.

- In and out, OK? - OK.

Please, no, I won't let them, I won't!

Just stop it!

You think I don't know what you're doing.

Just leave us, leave us!

- Jem, I tried to call you... - What? What's happened?

Bambi, she's bad this time. Really bad.

Stop it!

She was giving the boys a bath, and... she just started shouting.

Frankie, who's there?

- Sheila, what's wrong? - The boys. They're naked.

Oh, you need to calm down!

Listen, they're full of sin. I can feel it on them!

I'm sorry, I can't help with this. You need a doctor.

No! No! Please, Jeremy!

Just call Colin. Or my dad.

Not Mum! Not mum!

She is one of them! She's part of it!

Please, you have to see!

Please, she's part of it!

It's OK, it's OK, Bambi.

Please!

It's all right, I won't call your mum.

- This is not my problem. Come on. - Jeremy, the boys.

You have to listen to me!

They're fine, Frankie'll look after them.

Just call my dad! He'll come straight down.

Jeremy!

Jesus Christ!

We should do something.

I say we get a stiff bloody drink, as soon as possible.

You know she was working as a house cleaner.

Mm...

At least she's trying.

It's pathetic.

I feel sorry for her. Don't.

Because you know what happens.

The minute she gets out of the loony bin,

they all fawn on her, throw money at her...

give her whatever she wants.

It happens every time.

Mm...

- I suppose it's their money. - It's mine.

My inheritance.

You were right about the fire. It's a bad idea.

Someone could see it and call the police...

before they'd all burned.

Hello?

Tonight's the night, Jules.

- What? - I've been thinking on the tractor.

It'll have to be tonight or never.

Don't be so stupid, Jeremy.

I've just had dinner with them all, it's the perfect chance.

Well, I've had a great day at work. Do you want to hear about that?

Jem?

I haven't got anything else to say.

You'd better go to bed, then.

You're right.

You might be hearing from me again later.

OK, I'll speak to you tomorrow, then.

- It's 3 AM, for goodness sake. - Hello?

Everything's going well, not to worry.

Sorry, what?

There's something wrong at the farm.

- It's late, Jem. - Bye, honey. Love you lots.

Has something happened?

It's Jem. Something's happened at the farm.

- What? - I don't know.

Bloody hell, he is odd sometimes.

I remember the phrase "everything is going well."

I believed he was telling me they were all dead.

What time was that, exactly?

About 3:15.

- You're sure on that? - Mm-hm. My flatmate made a fuss.

She was annoyed about the phone ringing so late.

Jeremy called the police at 3:26.

Jeremy rang again just after 5:30 to say,

"The police would pick me up."

He said he'd explain everything when I got there.

You do understand there's been a very serious incident?

- Involving your boyfriend's family? - Yes.

Sheila's been acting strange all week.

- Sheila? - His sister.

Jem?

What do you think?

They believe every word of it, don't they?

I don't know...

I can't really believe it myself.

There you go!

I should've been an actor.

I've even got you confused.

Sorry, ah...

I wanted to feed the dog. Couldn't find any food.

There's some mince in the fridge.

Do you mind getting that while you're in there?

Bloody thing drives me mad.

And those were his words,

"I should've been an actor?"