Best Friends Whenever

Previously on Best Friends Whenever...

I'm so excited that my best friend is living with me forever.

My whole family loves you.

Your brothers definitely love me.

I'm giving her flowers, Chet.

No, I'm giving her flowers, Bret.

Barry, open up.

Smell this. Ugh!

Why did I do that?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Check out our new chest hair machine!

It's not a chest hair machine, Renaldo.

I was worried maybe that laser did something to us.

It could have sent you to another dimension or made you time travel.

Why are we in my bedroom?

Maybe that's it! We think about a time

while we're hugging or touching or something.

Did we just figure out time travel?

I think we did.

There is no possible way you two are time travelers.

But we're time travelers.

Explain that!

Granted. Physicists have postulated that it's possible,

but the probability that you are time travelers

is 5 times 10 to the negative 1 billion.

That's .00000... Stay with me...

...000...

There's a billion more to go.

...000... Let's prove it. Bump me.

Ooh, I like that we're calling it that now.

I will grant you,

physicists have postulated that it's possible...

But the probability that you are time travelers

is 5 times 10 to the negative 1 billion.

That's .00000...

Stay with us. ...000...

There's a billion more to go. ...000...

Either you're time travelers or you're now as smart as I am.

You're time travelers!

We had to relive that speech 15 times

before we could memorize it.

I wrote it on my hand.

Welcome to our time.

If I can figure out how it happened,

I'll be the greatest scientist since Einstein.

And he didn't develop his theory of relativity until he was 28.

I'm 15!

E equals MC in your face, Albert!

To be clear, I know E equals MC squared.

I altered the equation for the sake of the burn.

We're gonna have so much fun with time travel.

I was just gonna say that.

Well, let's go back so you can say it.

Nah, you nailed it.

Aw, let's go back to when you said I nailed it.

That was so sweet.

Guys! You need to be careful.

If people find out you have special powers,

they'll lock you up in a lab and experiment on you.

That's certainly what I would do if I had more space in the Winnebago.

Wait, do you think that's what was going on in the future lab we saw?

What future lab?

Just some crazy mystery lab

where me and Shelbs were strapped to these glowing tables.

Don't worry, we are never going there again.

Smack it!

We're in the crazy mystery lab again!

Why would someone do this to us?

We're gonna have to figure this out!

Someone's coming!

Why are you screaming?

We just went back there!

Why are you screaming?

We're out of chips!

Did somebody say "magic"?

Pretty sure nobody said "magic."

I am the Amazing Chet!

I am the Also Amazing Bret!

Prepare for three hours of illusions.

Skip to the end, Chet.

The dove in my pants is nesting in my tender parts.

Hey, Shelbs. What're you workin' on?

Making something to give Diesel a little sazzle.

I don't know, Shelby, a tiara?

You're right, you're right. The tiara doesn't work

without the glasses.

And I made something for you, too.

See, this is why you're my girl.

You love making stuff, I love getting stuff.

It's Shelby and Cyd's Official Study Buddy Binder.

Just in time for our history test tomorrow.

That's a mosaic of us studying.

This looks like my actual hair.

Did you get this out of my brush?

Well I certainly didn't yank it out

of your head while you were sleeping

like a hair-plucking nutjob.

Now come on,

let's get studying, study buddy.

You know, you're taking a sweet thing like being buddies

and making it all dirty by slapping that "study" stank on it.

Come on, Cyd, we have to study so we can go to the same college,

marry best friends, have kids,

our kids can marry each other,

have kids and we can be grandmas together.

Is this all about us being grandmas together?

When has it not been?

But none of that happens

if we show up to Ms. Nesbit's test unprepared.

Time for the test.

We jumped forward to Ms. Nesbit's test.

And we're unprepared!

This test is so hard, even I don't know some of the answers.

Just kidding. I know the answers,

but you won't!

Whoa, Barry, what happened to your face?

I just told you before class.

Oh, that wasn't us. We just jumped here from yesterday.

Of course! You're time travelers.

You can go back and stop this from happening.

Sorry, Barry. We made a pact to never use time travel

to stop hilarious things from happening to you.

This is so messed up.

Whenever we think about the test, we jump there.

How can we study for a test

without thinking about the test?

You know, your grandma plan is based on us going to college together,

not a good college.

No, we have to go to a good college

so we can found Cyd and Shelby Incorporated.

What is Cyd and Shelby Incorporated?

An environmentally friendly, equal-opportunity employer

that facilitates intergenerational communication

and everyone sits on exercise balls.

I'm into any job where sick abs are in the mission statement.

Then come on, we have to study for Ms. Nesbit's class without touching each other.

Studying? I'm out.

Cyd... What?

Time for the test.

Dang it!

We have to focus on not touching each other.

But we touch each other all the time.

Because we're best friends.

We are best friends.

Aw!

Time for the test.

Dang it!

We're here because we hugged each other.

That is a weird thing to say.

If you're watching this, it means I, Barry Eisenberg,

have unlocked the secrets of time travel.

And you're standing in the welcome center

of the Barry Eisenberg Time Travel Institute.

Please, sign the guest book and tell us,

when do you come from?

Hi, I'm Naldo.

If we can re-create time travel,

this will be one of the most important videos of all time.

Right up there with Armstrong on the moon,

or Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot,

or... The video of the guy

who finds a pickle under his hat and says,

"How'd that pickle get there?"

That's you. It is?

How'd that pickle get there?

I put it there.

Renaldo, Shelby and Cyd have achieved

the greatest scientific milestone of all time.

It is our duty as men of science, nay,

as members of the human race,

to unlock the secrets of their discovery.

So we can take credit for it.

When I say the word,

set the oscillator to 400 and blast me.

But Shelby and Cyd said they were hugging when the laser hit them.

I'm not sure I like what you're suggesting.

Bring it in, buddy. For science.

This is nice.

Just zap us already!

Do you think it worked?

Of course it didn't work.

Okay, but if we go outside and get eaten by a dinosaur,

I'm gonna be like, "I told you so! Ahhh!

"It hurts! Why did you bring me here?"

That's what I'm gonna be like.

Ugh, history.

Why are we studying stuff that's already happened?

We should be studying stuff that hasn't happened.

That's the stuff you need to know.