The Demented

David.

Hey.

Hey. Are you ready?

Yeah. Hey, you can put your stuff in the back.

Okay. But first...

- I need to show you something. - What? No, we gotta go.

Naomi and Brice are, like, five minutes away, so come on, get out of the car.

- Okay. - Come on.

Okay.

- AII right, get up. Get up here. - What?

Yeah. Okay. Ahem...

l know that finishing this semester at LSU

is really, like, all we've been thinking about lately.

But I just want you to know

that I still think of you a lot too.

And, actually,

just the other day l was out and...

I got this.

It's... it's a promise ring.

And I don't think we're ready for an engagement just yet,

but I just want you to know how l feel.

And when I bought it, I wanted to give it to you

while we watched the sunrise

and say something cool or special,

but I can't really think of anything cool or special.

Now I'm just kind of feeling cheesy.

I just want you to know that I love you

and I'm gonna be there for you no matter what, l promise.

You're too good for me.

You really are. You are.

Naomi: Taylor! Whoo!

Oh, here they come.

Let's go.

Naomi: I'm pretty sure.

- Brice: AII right, all right. - But I don't know.

- You don't? - No.

- Do you even know how to work this? - Of course l do.

Killer. Look at you, learning how to work your mama's car.

Okay, okay.

Stop it. Stop it. Brice.

Don't look like you don't enjoy being a girlfriend of a future NFL superstar.

Okay, big head. If that head gets any bigger,

I'm strapping you to their Jeep.

Taylor: Get a room.

- What's up, man? - We're already late. Come on, crazy.

- You hear that, man? - David: About time you got here.

Mwah. Mwah.

Oh, I'm so ready for this trip, it's not even funny.

Are you ready to have fun?

- Am l ready to have fun? - That's what I asked you.

- Are you ready to have fun? - Well, I know I'm ready to have fun.

I was just making sure you were ready to have fun.

I am the king of fun. Of course I'm ready.

Oh, my gosh. Big head, just come get in the car.

Jeez.

Naomi: You see what I deal with?

Did you guys see this? AII the time.

Naomi: Whoo! Yeah, let's go! Vacation!

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

Sharley! Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.

Where's y'all's car? I didn't see it.

Oh, it's in the shop this weekend.

We're just gonna use yours if we need one.

- Oh, okay. - Howard: Well, you decided to show up.

Taylor: Hi.

Oh, my God, Sharley, this place is so beautiful.

Howard: Yeah, it ought to be.

It's my dad's favorite summer home he never lets anyone stay at.

So "vous etre si chez voix."

- "Chez vous," baby, "chez vous." - Oh, I love when you correct me, baby.

Or as they say in Mexican, "mi casa, su casa."

- AII right. - Just stop. Help them with their bags.

- Naomi: Hi. - Guys, enjoy these moments right now,

- because in a few years... - Naomi: Cute dress.

It's gonna be all work, no play.

- Naomi: Come on. - Howard: Yeah, that's right,

'cause in a few years when y'all are busting your asses,

I'm gonna be sailing the coast of Bali with my dad's life insurance check

- in my motherfucking account. - Sharley: Howard.

- Baby, I'm just joking. - Brice: Oh, man.

Taylor: Shar, you have a radio here, right?

Sharley: No, hon', you're just gonna have to deal.

Get used to no cell service, guys. Lt's basically nonexistent

- till my dad has a tower built. - Wait, wait, dude, are you serious?

I got a whole bunch of calls I gotta make about my internship.

And plus, what if somebody breaks their leg or something?

Oh, if there's an emergency, there's a landline in the kitchen.

And if you're a total pussy, you can walk a half a mile

to Mr. Bromlin's house and get reception there.

Well, you know what? Lt actually feels kind of good not having my cell phone.

Agreed. Lt gives us time to actually talk instead of texting.

- Does that feel good, you guys? - Feels good.

Feels good? Now this circle jerk is over, let me show you to your rooms.

Bricey, since you are just so damn sexy,

you get the first master bedroom. It is badass.

- David, there's your room. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fucking jackass, I've got my laptop in there.

- What, is that your bag? - Yeah.

- Dude, I thought that was Taylor's. - No, man.

Something wrong with you, boy. Now me and the lady...

me and the lady are gonna take the other master bedroom

where we will make sweet, passionate love.

Unless, of course, you guys... you know, you want to switch it up a bit

and the dudes can take this bedroom here

while me and the ladies take the other one.

- What? - Stop it.

- Is that bad? - That's enough.

Baby. Wow.

Ladies, you want to go check out the back yard?

- Sure. - How is this not a j...? Look, baby,

oh, this is... only in pretend

would you and your friends sleep with me in the same bed.

- Huh? - Grow up.

- Yeah? Unless you want to. - Bye.

Would you just think about it?

Oh, I love you too, baby, light of my life.

Whoo! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Let's go. Let's go.

What's up, baby boy?

Highlands' pride, right here.

Oh, you're in so much trouble.

Whoop, whoop!

Right, I'm going to run inside and grab some beers.

- Does anyone want one? - Yeah, I'II take one.

David: Hey.

Yeah. I'II take two.

- Growing boy, need my vitamins. - I'm out.

- And grab one for Naomi. - Thank you.

Yeah, five bucks says he can't carry that many beers.

Yes, he can.

- He can. - He dragged Howie in.

So what do you guys say...

tomorrow we go to the lake, take out the Jet Skis?

Jet Skis? Really? Champions right here.

- Oh, okay. - Brice: Baby, you tell them.

- We'II have competition over here. - Competition.

Taylor: I really don't know how you can be better at Jet Skis.

Um, fuck.

Um...

Newbuck residence.

This is Mr. Newbuck. Get Howard.

Are you all right, Mr. Newbuck?

Newbuck: There's been a rogue terrorist attack on the Gulf Coast.

Jesus. Oh.

Uh, uh, hey, guys!

Come in here for a second.

You couldn't carry that many beers?

Mr. Newbuck: Howard? Howard, are you there?

Yeah, Pop. What's going on?

Howard, I'm still in New York.

There's been some kind of terrorist attack.

They're saying ballistic missiles are headed toward the Gulf Coast.

And the military is...

attempting to intercept... my way... pick up your mom...

Dad? Hello?

Look, let me try back again from the other phone.

Oh, my God, I have to call my mom.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and go call my dad.