The Nanny

Previously on "The Nanny"...

Oh, my God, Fran,

you look exquisite in this moonlight.

Well, after 29,

a girl's best light is candle and/or moon.

I love you, my darling.

I love you.

Don't move.

Don't move an inch. I want to remember you just like this.

-Let me get a camera. -Okay.

Don't forget to put the red eye on.

Fran; I...

Fran?

Darling?

Fran!

Miss Fine!

Mr. Sheffield!

Oh, no, hang on darling! I'm coming!

Hello!

Oh, God.

Sylvia, they're on their honeymoon.

Your daughter is not here. Why are you?

I smell bacon.

Well, it must be coming from next door.

Well, I don't know them.

Oh, I had so much to drink at the reception.

I had the strangest nightmare

that Santa Claus was trying to have his way with me.

-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

We didn't, did we?

Well, I'm not sure.

Say Ho! Ho! Ho!

No one can ever know that this might possibly have happened.

Well, it ain't goin' on my resume.

Well, of course, I can't talk if my mouth is full.

-I'll make omelet. -I'll make pancakes.

Sheffield residence. What...?

It's the Coast Guard.

The Coast Guard? Why would they call?

The yacht reached its first port and neither

Mr. Sheffield nor your daughter were on board.

What does that mean?

They think they might have fallen off the ship.

Oh, my God.

They found Mr. Sheffield's shoes and robe strewn on the deck.

Well, that doesn't prove anything.

Beside an untouched tray of hors-d'oeuvres.

My daughter is dead!

Oh, Sylvia. Sylvia, dear, dear.

Ah! Oh! Oh... oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What happened?

Oh, thank God! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, please, God, no. Oh, yes!

Oh, yes, oh, yes! Oh, sweetie! Sweetie!

Oh, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, honey!

You're hurting me, sweetheart.

Oh, thank God you're okay. Oh, I love you!

Oh, can you stand? Oh, sweetie!

Oh, oh, it's a miracle we both stayed afloat!

Well, you know I had help because I was wearing a padded...

So where do you think we are, anyway?

I don't know. I don't know.

The important thing is, are you all right?

Oh, yes, yes. Are you?

Yes, yes, I'm fine. I'm all here... Well, that is, except my Rolex.

Oh, sweetie, who cares about that? Those are just material things.

The important thing is that your wife lost her diamond!

Oh, my God! My diamond!

My diamond! Oh, wait, here it is.

Oh, it turned around and flipped around. I've got it. I got it.

Who the hell am I talking to? There's nobody here.

We're alone on this island!

Darling, calm down. Calm down. We don't know anything yet.

Now come on, let's just take a little walk around.

I'm sure we'll be able to find some help.

Oh! Honey; Honey, take it easy. I'm wearing my slipper pumps.

How on Earth did you manage to hold on to those?

They cost a fortune! I clenched!

I don't believe these reporters. They've got the entire street blocked.

Oh, look, that pizza kid can't even get his bike through.

Why don't you animals leave us alone?

I can't believe this is happening.

I know. Yesterday we were at their wedding and now they're gone.

Hey, come on.

Look. Now they're gonna find 'em and they're gonna bring 'em home.

And until then, I'm the man of the house, so I'm in charge.

-Now, Niles... -Sir.

What do we do if mommy and daddy don't come home?

I don't know.

I pretend to know everything, but I'm just the butler.

I'm nothing without him.

What's going to happen to me?

He must have watched "The Dresser" again.

Why hasn't the Coast Guard called us already? Something is wrong.

Very, very wrong.

I always had a strong psychic connection with my daughter,

but now I don't feel anything!

Oh, don't worry, Sylvia. Everything's gonna be okay.

She's right. You just think good thoughts.

How can you be so calm? Your daddy could be dead!

Oh, girls. Gir... now. Girls! Try not to worry.

Ah, perfect. The grieving family.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

We all wanted to thank the public for their support.

And we know in our hearts that they're okay.

Like the character says in our revival of "Bye Bye Birdie,"

currently at the 45th Street theater.

Box office opens at 8:00am.

They've got a lot of living to do.

Cut. Okay, let's try one without the kids.

Honey; I went to the forest

and I picked us up some berries and some Charmin.

-Wait! Don't! Don't. Wait. -Why?

How do we know those aren't poisonous?

Oh. I guess we don't unless someone tries it first.

-Niles! -Niles!

So, sweetheart, what do you think?

Oh, wow.

You know, as a second house,

I think that it is just gorgeous, and,

well maybe it's just me, but

don't you think that all this bamboo

is sort of competing with the view a little bit?

Well, it's a shelter, sweetheart.

-It's to protect us from the elements. -I see.

But, um, what are people going to think

when they pull up of the couple that lives inside?

That they're alone and abandoned on a deserted island.

Now I need one more palm frond for the powder room,

so if you wouldn't mind...

Sarcasm I don't really need.

The heel of my shoe broke, honey.

And it's the first pair

that I ever bought retail.

-There, there darling. -Oh, sweetie.

I hate this honeymoon so much.

I mean, where is my little complimentary aloha cocktail?

Where is the little hangers

without the hooks that don't work at home?

And where is my $20 toast

with the little jellies that I can never open?

Oh, well, darling. Darling! Sweetheart.

You know you are doing an awful lot of complaining.

Huh?

Well, sweetheart, we have to keep this fire going through the night,

so why don't you run off and find some twigs, hmm?

All right, I'll find you little twigs.

Oy, I never worked this hard for him when I worked for him.

Very hot.

And it's a wet heat.

I'm getting bitten up alive.

A house with no view.

All right! That's it! That is it.

Will you stop it? Will you just stop it?

Now I'll get us through this thing

if you'll do what I tell you when I tell you to do it.

I'm sick of you tripping all the time,

so get rid of this bloody thing.

Ooh! Ooh. Ooh!

Now;

Will you go and get some more sticks for the fire?

All right.

Oh, my darling. I've waited so long for this moment.

Oh, you've waited so long.