NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service (Navy CIS) - Fifteenth Season

You'd be Director Vance?

Sergeant Todd?

Yes, sir.

Thank you for calling me.

Uh, what happened, exactly?

Suspect went nuts on some guy in there.

Screaming and punching.

Maître d' tried to intervene,

and took an elbow on the chin for his trouble.

Suspect then threw a bottle, shattered out the window,

then the guy took off.

Do we know who this guy was?

Suspect wouldn't tell us.

Just kept insisting we call you.

It was him, Leon.

It was him.

I have no idea.

Look, I don't know, I haven't seen her today.

Look, Delilah, just let it happen, okay?

If there's fireworks, then...

we'll get good seats at the wedding. Okay?

All right, love you. Bye.

Really?

You're gonna make us ask?

All I can say: Never be a matchmaker.

Who did you match-make?

Not me. Delilah.

She's setting up Sloane with a friend that's in from Chicago.

Wait, Sloane? As in, like, Jack Sloane?

What? Since when does she need setting up?

Oh. Spoken like a typical guy who has

no idea what it's like for a single woman in Tinderland.

It's not that she needed setting up,

it's that Delilah thought they might hit it off.

Who's the lucky guy?

Name is Ray Martin.

Dee introduced them online

a couple months ago, and they're gonna meet

for the first time tonight.

That's exciting.

Apparently, not to McGee.

Well, I'm just worried that if things don't work out

between them, it might get, like,

weird between Sloane and I.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's always a risk.

So is a bomb on a Navy destroyer.

A bomb, boss?

Or a bomb threat. Until we know which,

it doesn't make a difference.

Ship's headed back to Norfolk.

Go meet it.

Uh...

You're not going?

I'll catch up!

And I do know what it's like out there, Bishop.

It's no easier for a handsome guy, believe me.

Yeah, I believe that you believe that,

but I believe you'd be wrong.

Unbelievable.

Commander.

What time did you leave port last night?

19:30. A couple hours out, the bomb threat was discovered.

Why didn't Gibbs come? You think he's okay?

Oh, you think he confides in me?

I'm flattered.

McGee might know. Not me.

The Security Alert Team's first priority

was making sure the munitions area was clear.

A bomb going off there could sink the ship.

How many people are still aboard?

15 of my crew, plus base security searching for the bomb.

Well, that's to the point.

Uh, uh, hold the door, please.

Morning, Leon.

Hi, Jack. Late start?

I could ask you the same thing.

Ah, but I'm the boss, and I asked first.

I, uh, I had to run back to my place

to get a change of clothes.

I forgot I have a... thing tonight.

A thing?

Oh, a thing.

Finally enjoying life

in D.C., are we?

Well, we don't miss the San Diego beach as much

as we thought we would.

Let's just say I'm glad I took the job.

Well, that makes me doubly glad.

And it saves me a visit.

A visit? Yeah.

For your HR-mandated six month review.

I was planning to check on you later today,

but this little chat we just had tells me everything

I need to know.

Easiest review I've ever had.

Enjoy.

Happy birthday, Shannon.

Uh, guys?

Check this out.

It looks like it was used to write the message.

Well, hopefully, Kasie can find something.

Hopefully, we can get off this boat

before it goes boom.

Not a boat, it's a ship.

It's a destroyer.

Really, McGee?

Really?

Base security finished their sweep

of everything below the Three Deck.

And where are we?

Above that.

Well, the Ulysses

is gonna have to remain in port,

and the crew is confined to the base

while we investigate.

Hey, Kasie, how's it going?

I don't have a body down in autopsy,

I thought I'd come up and lend a hand, and, uh...

You can't hear a thing I'm saying, can you?

Jimmy. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

You scared me.

This is you scared?

Noted. Oh.

Guess my headphones are too loud.

Oh, why don't you connect them to the room's sound system?

Oh, you know, I was thinking about it,

but I like my music loud.

Well, I could hook it up for you.

I just need your cell.

Oh, yeah, oh, sure, why not?

Sorry again about your arm.

Oh, it's-it's fine, it's fine-- That is quite a move.

Oh, my self-defense teacher calls it the "Yank and Twist."

After that comes the "Groin Kick."

Okay. Let's hope that Gibbs never scares you.

Okay.

Okay, I think I got it.

Hey.

How great is that?

Yeah, I listen to it sometimes.

You think people will like it?

I think that they will love it.

Turn it down.

Once they get used to it.

Ooh, evidence from the ship.

Sign on the dotted line.

How's it going in Norfolk?

Still searching.

Not anymore.

They found something? Nothing.

No bomb, they cleared the ship.

So the whole thing was just a hoax?

No, there's no "just" about it.

That ship was part of a task force

on a 48-hour mission.

Someone sabotaged it,

and SECNAV wants answers, now.

Okay.

"Now," it is.

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Heard you have something for us?

If by "something," you mean profiles on possible suspects,

then yeah, I got a whole lot of something for you.

Oh, my gosh, is there a Twitter version?

This is a lot. In a nutshell:

There are always crew members who don't want to leave port,

for whatever reason, and sometimes they do crazy things.

Crazy, yeah, but, like, a bomb threat?

I mean, why not just ask for emergency leave?

I'm sure plenty of them do,

but a lot of them are turned down.

Hmm. Okay.

By the way, great dress.

I know, look.

It's so cute, right?

I have this sort of date thing tonight.

Not quite blind, but close.

Uh, we'll see how it goes.

Yeah, McGee might've mentioned...

No, that worries me; If the date turns out to be a dud,

then it might get weird between us.

No, I would not worry, I mean, you have a bailout call, right?

A what now?

You know, when, like, a friend calls at a prearranged time;

If you need the bailout, you just say

it's, like, a work emergency.

Would you mind?

Not at all.

Uh, would 10:00 work?

10:00 is perfect. Okay.

Aw, I feel so much better now.

It's like I'm back in high school.

Dating sucks.

Tell me about it.

Have fun.

What have we got?

Well, Sloane thought

we should check out the crew members on the Ulysses