Austin & Ally

Guys, you know what we should do tonight?

See the new zaliens movie!

Oh, yeah! Zaliens 24:

Zaliens vs. Cyborgs. They said,

"We'll be back,"

And they are!

Both: Alien brain suck!

I hear the first four hours of the movie are really good.

But then it gets kinda slow.

But then the last two hours are epic!

You know what else we could do tonight?

Not waste nine hours of our lives on that movie.

Good morning, everybody!

Isn't it a beautiful day?

Hey, dez! Good to see you, buddy!

Uh, dad, are you feeling okay?

Yeah?

-You're hugging dez. -I'm just happy.

You don't seem like yourself.

Maybe he's not himself.

Maybe zaliens replaced Lester with a cyborg, like in the movie.

Let's squirt water on him and see if he short-circuits.

Oh, dez.

Your shenanigans always make me chuckle.

-(Both chuckle) -They do?

Well, I just came by to see where you hung

all the paintings I made for you,

you know, of the giraffes doing people stuff.

Oh! Uh...

We're still looking for the perfect place to put them.

Right now, we're keeping them in that trash...

Painting... storage... Container bucket.

Wait, that trash can's a painting storage container bucket?

Ugh. I just threw a banana peel in there.

Ahyhoo, I'm off to paint some more giraffes.

I've had this amazing surge of creativity lately.

Oh! You guys ordered a pizza.

Let me get that for you.

Extra 15 cents for you.

Did he just pay for our pizza?

He is not well.

Wait a minute.

Look at my dad's paintings.

Giraffes sharing a milkshake.

Giraffes cuddling in a gondola.

Giraffes doing the tango!

That actually looks like the mambo.

Are you sure? I think it's a salsa.

Guys, obviously, my dad is in love.

That's why he's painting all this romantic stuff.

He must be secretly dating.

-Oh! -Wow!

Your dad is secretly dating...

A giraffe?

I can't believe my dad is dating again.

I should've put that together when he bought cologne

instead of rubbing a magazine ad

all over himself like he normally does.

Hey, a free sample is a free sample.

I really want my dad to be happy,

but I guess I always held on to the hope

that my parents might get back together.

I know exactly how you feel.

I've always held on to the hope

that zinga juice would bring back the pumpkin smoothie.

But I have to come to terms with the fact

that it was for a limited time only.

And that's a reality I have to live with every day.

Okay, guys, now that you've practiced your song with me,

dez is gonna teach you how to make a music video.

That weirdo?

Hey, the circus called. They want their pants back.

Mikey, that's not very nice.

That's okay, Herman.

I actually did get these pants from a clown.

Who's that kid?

That's Mikey. He just signed up.

He's a nightmare.

I told you!

I'm not going to listen to you until you give me candy!

Please tell me he's just doing this one workshop

and we only have to deal with him for a week.

Sorry. Mikey signed up for three months,

and I got all the money up front,

and I already bought this new jacket with it.

-Okay, it's really cute. -Yeah.

I want candy!

I want candy!

Does anybody have some candy? Anybody?

I had some, but Mikey took it from me.

Oh! Look what I found in my clown pants.

Cotton candy.

Here you go, you little monster.

Look! I calmed him down. Piece of cake.

Now I want cake!

Oh! I have a cream puff.

I told you, I want cake!

The first thing we have to do

is decide on a concept for our music video.

Remember, there are no bad ideas.

Here's a concept!

You're a fart bucket!

Okay. Uh, like I said,

there are no bad ideas...

But I am not writing that one down.

Whatever. You're still a fart bucket.

All right, well,

why don't we see what else you guys came up with.

Oh.

Ooh!

"Dancing barefoot in the sand." I like it.

"Winter wonderland"? Brrr.

Read it!

"You're a fart bucket."

What does a fart bucket even look like?

You!

All right, I walked right into that one.

Okay, let's work on our dance to the video.

Would anyone like to demonstrate a step-kick?

Me, me, me! I'm great at step-kicking!

Boom.

Nice job, Herman.

You get a lollipop.

Whoo-hoo!

I always give out lollipops

when people follow directions.

Mikey, would you like to try the step-kick?

Okay.

-Step. -Ow.

Kick.

Thank you!

Technically, he did follow directions.

Blech! I hate lollipops!

I don't get it.

Positive reinforcement usually works.

Well, I tried to be nurturing with Mikey,

but it was no use.

How do you nurture a human nightmare?

You two know nothing about children.

Where is the little brat?

He's up in the practice room,

most likely breaking something...

Or someone.

When it comes to bad behavior,

you just have to lay down the law.

I'm going to go and let Mikey know who's boss.

Yeah, he's a monster.

You guys are amateurs.

I'll take over the music video.

I'm great with kids.

The key is to think like a 10-year-old.

Wow. It looks like Mikey's actually listening to dez.

Dez, how did you get him to behave?

It's simple.

You just got to find out what a kid's passion is.

Mikey likes to edit,

Herman likes to say he's great at stuff,

and stewie just likes to lick things.

Anyway, it turns out Mikey's a natural at editing.

He's doing the final cut of the music video.

Okay, dez, I'm finished.

Great!

This is gotta see.

Wow. This looks amazing.

What a bunch of fart buckets!

I'm usually great at not getting upset,

but now I'm having a really hard time!

Okay, okay, let's take a break.

Let's take a break.

This is terrible.

We've got to kick Mikey out.

-(Music video playing) -(Both laughing)

Sorry. It's not funny at all.

We've got to kick Mikey out.

Mikey's mom is on her way to pick him up.

As soon as she gets here,

you tell her that we're kicking Mikey out.

Why do I have to tell her?

Because everyone knows you're the mean one.

What?

See? Now you're yelling for no reason.

Hey, honey, can I talk to you for a sec?

I'll be downstairs.

Got to warn you, Mr. Dawson.