Good Behavior

You have learned a lot from my father.

It's not Javier over Jacob.

I shouldn't be with either of them.

I love you too much to let anything bad happen to you.

And I want you to be safe.

I shouldn't be with anybody.

1121, please.

We need more coke.

Are you serious?

The view is endless.

-It's beautiful. -Mm-hmm.

Makes you feel like you're gonna live forever.

Typically, I wouldn't approach an interpersonal conflict

in such a way, but in this case,

the solution seems equitable.

In the last two months, I've dropped 15 pounds.

I started feeling very off balance.

I had a private lab run tests.

What you're holding is what they found.

-Mercury. -Mm-hmm.

Dimethylmercury in my bloodstream.

That doesn't sound good.

It's not.

It's fatal.

I'm sorry.

So this woman you want killed.

She's my wife.

Your wife poisoned you?

It's very her.

She's a chemist. She's brilliant.

After many years doing this,

I have found inducing a heart attack is the best way.

I know how I want it done.

That is not how this works.

No, I assumed that it wasn't, but...

You had to wonder why I've offered to pay so much.

I did wonder.

950,000.

950,000?

I'm sorry. There's no way.

All cash.

If I'm going to do what you're asking me to do,

you will have to pay even more.

Throw out a number.

1 million dollars.

You're serious.

And I will need all of it up front.

I doubt they'll go that low.

Why don't you ask them?

I'm telling you, it's not gonna happen.

The house has been on the market for two weeks.

You don't think they would be open to at least hearing the offer?

I'll call them.

1 million dollars up front.

Like I said, they listed it for 1.1 million dollars,

and they're confident in that number.

They won't go for 950,000 dollars.

But they will go for 1 million dollars flat.

All cash?

Consider yourself a homeowner.

Letty, what are you doing?

Calling my son. Jesus.

What reality are you living in?

You brought him here, and you asked me to take him back.

You told me you couldn't do it, and that's fine.

I didn't yell at you and I didn't judge you.

But you can't call him up a week later

like it's some casual thing.

I get it if you wanna talk to him,

but you don't call him. You call me,

and then I'll tell you if it's a good time to talk to him

-or not... -Okay, okay, I understand.

Well, how is he?

I don't know.

He's not really talkin' to me.

What do you mean?

Well, yesterday, I told him he needed to pick up

after that dog you got him.

He said he didn't feel like it,

and I said I didn't care if he felt like it.

You can't just leave shit all over the lawn.

And then he screamed at me.

What are you talking about? Jacob doesn't scream.

I know.

Well, why was he so angry?

No, it wasn't like that. It wasn't an angry scream.

I don't know what it was.

-I have to go, Mom. -Letty...

Housekeeping.

No, no, thank you. Not right now.

Checkout was two hours ago, so it's really not your call.

I'm not checking out.

Then you can go to the front office and pay for another night,

or you can get out and let me clean up this mess you made.

Fine. I'll go pay for another night.

Really?

You're stealing tips from a maid.

Um, no. I was getting my cash together to go pay for

another night because you told me to go pay for another night.

But thanks for assuming the worst.

I saw you in the mirror.

-No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did.

I wanna talk to your manager.

I'll do you one better. I'll get you the owner.

-Great, get me the owner. -Here I am.

This is how people become homeless.

Stay beautiful.

Dave, it's Letty.

Hey.

Oh, you know, I've been busy.

Listen, where are you these days?

I don't know you.

No. You don't.

If I don't know you, what are you doing in my house?

This is your house?

What, you don't think it looks good?

You wanna put a woman's touch on it?

Seems like you have it just the way you like it.

Yeah, well, it's not a house. It's a home.

That's nice. I'm friends with Dave. I assume he's up there.

Dave!

You know this gorgeous young lady?

-Letty! -Dave!

-Boner, let her up. -But we got our rule.

No one comes in unless they're ready to party.

I'm ready to party.

You gotta prove it with a line sprint.

-What's a line sprint? -It's a long ass line of coke.

Oh, fine. I thought I was gonna have to run or something.

So your name is Boner?

-It's my middle name. -Mm.

Come on up, girl!

Whoa. I missed you!

I missed you, too!

I missed you so much.

I know. Me, too.

Uh, check it out.

That's where the drums are.

-Uh, that's where the candy is. -Mmm!

That's where the energy drinks are.

A lot of new flavors these days, huh?

Oh, oh, check this out.

We just got all those awesome beach balls.

-They are awesome! -Yeah.

That's Noah. Noah!

Hey.

-Don't you get cold at night? -No.

-We keep each other warm. -Cute!

Yeah.

Put on a shirt.

We're moving.

-You have beautiful skin. -That's because I'm immortal.

I give you a heart, and you give me a line?

You are the first guest at my new house.

This is how they immobilize pigs on farms.

How would you know?

I did a lot of bad things before I became a hit man.

Now it is time to stop lying. Hmm?

I know my father didn't hire you to kill me...

because you killed him...

and David...

...and Silk.

This is all you.

Ava didn't want you.

I am sorry about that.

So now all these years later,

you thought you could make her want you again...

...by taking everyone else away from her, huh?

No. She doesn't.

And neither do you.

Oh, great.

Yeah, we got a fancy-ass coffee machine.

-I know. Thanks. Come in. -Okay.

So does it make a bunch of different flavors or something?

It's an espresso machine.

Oh. Like hazelnut.

No, no hazelnut. Just espresso.

Coffee maker that fancy ought to make hazelnut.

It's okay for you guys to go now.

Okay.

Have a good one.

Huh.

You just keep getting cooler and cooler.

What?

I said you just keep getting cooler and cooler.

And I'm not even trying.

Oh, Letty.

We've known each other for... forever, man.

Remember how we used to always play

"Super Mario Bros" and drink Kahlúa with my stepmom?

I maybe do. I remember this one time you snuck into my room

at, like, 3 in the morning.

And she had this big-ass duffel bag.

She was just dragging it behind her.

And I started getting paranoid because that weed I loved back then

was some cheap-ass shit.

So I got to thinking that maybe you had a body

in your duffel bag.

But then you went to the bathroom.

And I'm just sitting there staring at your duffel bag