Adventure Time

Finn to Prubs.

Come in, Prubs.

Hey, Finn!

How's the mission going?

So far, no sign of the Birdman.

Why's this guy so dangerous?

Some say he's a half man/half bird that poops

fire while he flies.

It's all rumors so far.

That's why I need you and Jake to find out everything you can

about him and report back to me.

Where are you?

Under the sea.

The mermaids are trying to beach themselves.

I came to see why.

Turns out, they're just lonely.

Ha ha!

Maybe I'll go hang out with them after this biz.

Sounds great, Finn.

Okay. Bye, PB!

By-y-y-y-y-e!

Come on, let's go look for that creep.

Whoa.

Huh? Where am I?

This is the Rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell.

So are you, like, the great birdman?

That's what they call me nowadays.

But when I first met you, Finn,

and you, Jake, you knew me as Xergiok, the Goblin King!

Wha-a-a?

When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams.

I was cruel, selfish, brutal.

But everything changed after I was defeated by the two of you!

So, you got some slick new shades,

and now everything's different?

Oh, no. My change has been deep.

And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.

Whoa.

What happened there?

I miffed off a wizard, and he took my eyes.

I wonder what he wanted them for...

some kind of lotion or potion or time-traveling spell.

I'll never know.

Never. Ever. Never.

But losing my eyesight was only

the beginning of my wonderful change.

I started meditating and doing yoga.

Now I can "see" with my heart and smell with my soul.

You smell with your beard?

I smell with my nose!

Lame!

Ohmmmmmmmm...

What are you doing?

mmmmmmm...

Oh, Taffy!

You heard my call!

Climb aboard, boys.

Taffy will take us to the lower level,

and you can have a bite to eat.

Oh.

Uh... me and Jake will follow you.

Jake needs to stretch out and stuff.

Okay, great!

Well, follow me!

It's crazy, right?

The way dude's eyeballs are just hanging there?

I know.

I almost told him 'cause it was driving me nuts.

Yeah! Me too!

You think he's got evil intentions behind his reborn

star-child act?

I don't know.

But if he does, I'm gonna find out.

Yeah. Me too.

Nice and cool down here, isn't it?

Aha! Listen to the babies.

Num-num time.

Aw. Hey, that's cute.

There you go, little ones.

Suckle, suckle!

They're small, but they sure can take a lot out of you.

Whoo! Dizzy.

Sometimes feeding really wipes me out.

I hope you'll excuse me while I refocus my Chi.

See you in a while.

Now's our chance to do some snooping.

Jake!

I found his weapon stash.

Hmm.

What is it?

A fighting stick? A dagger?

This one's a letter from the hospital.

You can read those bumps with your fingers?

Yeah, I learned braille from my ex.

Your ex was blind?

Nah, just cool.

"Dear Xergiok, thank you so much for your donation.

The kidneys fit great."

Well, geez, maybe he has changed his ways.

Maybe.

Let's keep looking.

Doi!

Oh!

Oh, crease!

Psychic links!

Cardamon, my friend, I'm coming!

Ooh! Aah!

Mother of gob!

Hold on, Cardi!

Okay, here I am, buddy.

OI' Xergi's here.

Let's see, now.

Aw, dang!

Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!

Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong!

Wha-a-a-a-t?

Shush, Chile!

Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here.

Where'd you learn that heal spell?

I use no magic.

I manipulated space with a vibrational chant.

You see, now the injury has transferred to me.

Ooh, yeah! That hurts, baby!

Whooooo!

Can't you see, Jake?

I love these birds more than I love myself.

What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos?

Nothing much.

Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship

to y'all beasts and dirt.

Dirt?

Yeah. Look.

Hello, friends. Go for a ride.

Listen, man, about your eyes...