Robot Chicken

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK!

I THINK YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG UMBRELLA, WAK WAK WAK.

>> AAAAH!

MY UMBRELLA'S TAKING ME UP INTO THE SKY!

THIS IS NOT MY UMBRELLA!

AAAAAH!

>> MARION, DON'T LOOK AT IT!

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

>> >> BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOOOO!

>> OPEN YOUR EYES!

LOOK AT US!

>> DON'T DO IT, MARION!

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

>> YOU'RE NOT TICKLISH, ARE YOU?

>> S-STOP!

>> OPEN YOUR EYES, AND I'LL STOP!

>> NO, I WON'T OPEN MY EYES!

>> OOH, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE!

>> GIVE IT BACK!

>> YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES!

>> DON'T, MARION!

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

>> BUT HE'S GOT MY NOSE, INDY!

>> DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

IT'S NOT YOUR REAL NOSE!

>> LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T GONNA OPEN THEIR EYES, GUYS!

LET'S JUST LEAVE.

>> OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING!

SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

WE LEFT.

>> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE.

>> COME ON, MAN!

JUST OPEN YOUR EYES!

>> NO!

MARION, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

>> SCREW THIS, MAN!

I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THAT ARK IN 3,000 YEARS!

I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SQUARES.

>> HE'S RIGHT.

LET'S JUST GO.

>> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT

THERE!

WE'RE NOT OPENING OUR EYES!

SO, WE'RE -- WE'RE GONNA KEEP THEM CLOSED!

>> TIMMY, DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TV.

IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

>> ONE DAY IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF NOOL, AN ELEPHANT

NAMED MORTON PLAYED HOOKY FROM SCHOOL.

HE WAS CHILLIN' ON THE STOOP, JUST PEACIN' ON THE BLOCK, WHEN

ONTO HIS TRUNK LANDED A TINY CRACK ROCK.

HE THOUGHT...

>> I COULD SELL THIS, MAKE FIVE OR SIX BUCKS.

>> BUT THEN HE HEARD A TINY VOICE THAT HOLLERED...

>> WHAT, WHAT?!

>> MORTON LISTENED CLOSELY AND HELD VERY STILL.

HE COULD HEAR TINY VOICES IN THE TOWN OF WHAT-WHAT-VILLE.

THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY WITH A DEEJAY IN THE CUT, AND EVERYBODY

WAS YELLING...

>> All: WHAT, WHAT?!

>> MORTON HAD A NEW PURPOSE.

HE FELT A NEW DRIVE -- TO HIDE THE ROCK AND KEEP THE PARTY

ALIVE!

HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CAME

FACE-TO-FACE WITH CRACKHEAD KANGAROO.

SHE WAS SHAKING AND TWITCHING.

HER EYELIDS WERE BLACK.

SHE SAID...

>> M-M-M-MORTON!

I-I-I'LL SUCK YOUR C-C-C- FOR THAT CRACK!

>> WELL, SOMETIMES AN ELEPHANT JUST HAS TO NUT.

SO THAT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD OF...

>> WHAT, WHAT?!

WHAT? WHAT?!

WHAT?!! WHAT?!!

>> YOU SIT HERE TODAY AND ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT,

BUT ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOUR PAPER JAMS DREW HIM TO YOUR

SENSITIVE PARTS?

LET'S ADMIT IT.

YOU WANTED HIM TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU!

YOU WANTED IT!

>> MEGATRON IS DESTROYED.

THE WORLD IS SAFE.

JAZZ, MY FRIEND, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

>> WHAT'S THE SITCHES, BITCHES?

>> JAZZ!

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

>> TORN IN HALF, THAT'S ALL!

WE'RE ROBOTS, MAN!

JUST SOLDER MY ASS BACK TOGETHER!

YEAH!

>> SADLY, YOU DIED IN GLORIOUS BATTLE.

>> NAH.

IT'S JUST A MINOR SETBACK.

WAIT!

I CAN STILL TRANSFORM!

HOLD ON!

I'M COMING!

OW!

OH, YOU'RE TOO FAST!

OW!

WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS!

OH, NO!

OH, MY GOD, DOES THAT HURT!

OW!

>> HEY, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

HOW DO YOU EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?

>> I PRETEND THE PEANUT BUTTER IS

YOUR SOUL, AND I SUCK IT OUT, AND THEN I CRUSH THE REMAINING

EMPTY HUSK IN MY CRUEL, COLD FIST.

>> WAIT! BE QUIET!

SOMETHING'S SHOWING UP ON THE RADAR!

>> MAYBE IT'S RINGO'S LUNCH.

HE ATE A BIG SANDWICH.

>> I STILL HAVE SAND IN ME MOUTH.

>> Shhhhh!

LOOK!

>> SANDWICHES ARE ME BREAD AND BUTTER.

>> GOOD ONE, JOHN.

>> DAMN IT! SHUT THE HELL UP!

IT'S A SUBMARINE FROM THE LAND OF THE BLUE MEANIES -- THE

DREADED BLUE OCTOBER!

I'M GONNA SEND THEM A PING.

>> WAS THAT...A PING?

>> YES, SIR!

>> YOU KNOW WE DON'T SAY "YES" IN MEANIE LAND.

>> OH, SORRY.

NO, SIR.

SHOULD I PING THEM BACK, SIR?

>> NO.

>> NO?

>> NO.

I SAID "NO."

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> NO.

>> PING THEM BACK.

>> YES, SIR!

I MEAN, NO, SIR.

>> THEY PINGED US BACK!

>> I KNOW.

MY EARS ARE STILL PINGING.

>> HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD?

>> ACID.

>> AFTER THAT.

>> LOVE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

MAYBE THOSE MEANIES IN THE BLUE OCTOBER DON'T WANT TO

DECLARE WAR.

MAYBE THEY WANT TO DECLARE LOVE AND DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.

>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT LOVE.

MAYBE THEY KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.