Love Curse (Bao Giờ Hết Ế / Bao Gio Hêt Ê / Bao Gio Het E)

It's those lips that say "I love you"

Making everything around me blurry

Closing your eyes

You make my heart skip a beat

Baby, I already fell in love with you Stunned by your lips and smile

Can't live without you I'm gonna die

Been falling in love…

There are things that science can't explain.

Like how two people meet, become friends

and fall in love.

But that's not my story.

At least not my family's story.

I am Kim.

And here's my wonderful, annoying family who can't stop calling me.

-Hello Kim, can you hear me? -Mom.

-Yes. -Hello?

All three generations.

She's picked up. Just ask!

Great-Granny is asking when you'll bring your boyfriend home.

Just pick a date! We want to know.

I don't have a boyfriend, why do you keep pushing me like this?

Liar!

You always keep your boyfriends hidden.

-You said-- -Hey!

We all are waiting for your child to become the next successor.

What if it's a girl?

What are you saying?

What did you just say?

Do you want me to die without seeing my great-grandchildren?

Bring home a boyfriend or I'll disown you.

Great-Grandmother keeps pushing me as she knows…

the curse is most powerful in my generation.

Every time I get turned on,

bad things happen.

-There must be a way out. -Unfortunately not.

Ah, actually, there is.

My great-grandmother said that only true love

with people sacrificing for each other may break this curse.

True love.

Sacrificing for each other. That's it?

Yes.

That means not a single member in your family has truly loved someone.

-What are you saying? -It's my nerves.

I will be your prince.

I will break the curse for you.

-Johnny -What's up?

This is my family's heirloom ring.

It's been passed down for generations.

Please break my curse!

Johnny?

This number you have dialed is currently unavailable.

I'll never leave you.

Call the cops. I'm sure it's him.

You like to date a singer, don't you?

You shouldn't trust any man these days.

They only care about themselves.

-And they always make you-- -Excuse me, Miss!

Here already?

Not yet.

I asked you to take us to a police station, didn't I?

But which one exactly? What if I take you to the wrong one?

The wrong one?

Just go to the nearest police station! Too many questions!

Wait! Stop!

-What's wrong? -Why a police station?

We should find Johnny first.

So, to his workplace, right?

Drive!

-Where to, Miss? -Johnny's company. Where else?

Which address?

ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY LIMITED JOHNNY ACADEMY

Big Bro. It's enough.

Mr. Long. We are even now.

I'll leave then.

Mr. Long, what is this?

Where's my interest?

Interest? What do you mean, Mr. Long?

You never mentioned anything about "interest."

Are you double-crossing me?

-Stop! -Drive!

-Stop! -Move!

-Stop! -Hey! Are you drunk, jerk?

I can't understand, Kim.

Eight police stations already but you still haven't gone into one.

Are you waiting for him to spend all your fortune…

before reporting it to the police?

-Turn around! -Keep driving!

I just want my ring back.

What ring? How much does it cost?

My family's heirloom ring.

An heirloom ring?

You gave it to him?

I'm furious. I want to throw up now.

-What's that for? -In case you throw up.

Why are you so nosy? Just drive!

What do you want?

Let me go!

Let me go!

All I have left is this body.

Take it if you like!

Your kidneys can be sold, you know.

I want his kidneys, not his brain.

You're going to saw my head off?

Mr. Long!

Mr. Long, please have mercy on me!

Give me more time, please!

Mr. Long, please!

So now to Prince Charming or the police?

To the police station!

-Are you sure? -Yes.

Wait! Stop!

-Drive! -I said stop!

-Drive! -Stop!

-Get out! -What's your problem?

I've had enough of you two. Get out!

-You won't drive, will you? -No.

-Then I won't pay. -Just consider it my offering.

Do you mean we are evil spirits? See, Kim?

Every man is churlish and abuses women. Not a single decent one.

Listen!

There are many good men in this world.

They just stay away from you.

-What did you just say? -Are you deaf, like your friend?

Let me say it one more time!

There are still many good men.

They just stay away from you.

Ouch!

What are you doing?

You listen to me! Even if you were the last man on earth

I would not date you.

-Mother! -Grandma!

-Please don't leave us! -Mom, please don't leave us!

-Is Great-Granny alright? -What tookyou so long?

What did the doctor say?

He said nothing can be done.

Just let her eat anything she wants.

What, Grandma?

Yes.

-What did she say? -She said…

-What? -She wants a husband.

-Oh my goodness. -You must be kidding me.

Nonsense! Let me!

Mom, what do you want?

Yes, I understand.

-What was it, Mom? -She wants you to get married ASAP.

-Huh? -Goddammit!

-Mom! -Grandma!

I said that…

-Kim's mother. -Yes?

Must find her a husband.

You want to fool me again, don't you?

She's rallying before she dies.

Kim.

-She's calling you. -She's calling you.

Thirty years old and still single.

All women in this family should have a child at the age of 18.

-Help me sit up! -Yes.

Kim! You must get married.

Find a husband!

But… the curse of my family.

Screw that curse! Just get married and the curse will be lifted.

That's unfair to the man marrying me. He will definitely get bad luck.

Oh my, do you want our clan to end with your generation?

I want you to find a husband.

I want to have great-great-grandchildren.

Only then can I rest in peace.

Or else…

-I'll die right now. -Grandma!

Call the doctor, Kim! Hurry up!

Grandma!

-Hello! -I'm listening, Sis.

I'd like to ask you a favor.

-What favor is that? -Be my boyfriend!

-Again? -Yes, just fake it!

My girlfriend will kill me if she finds out.

You'll get a raise.

Thank you, but a dead man doesn't need money.

RESIGNATION LETTER

What?

- Be your boyfriend? -Yes.

You are beautiful and all, but…

you're not my type.

There are still many good men in this world.

They just stay away from you.

-Excuse me! -Yes?

I'd like to know…

HAI TON CALLING

His mother needs surgery but he cannot afford it.

He visits her every day, poor guy!

"We buy kidneys for 150 million dong each."

Still not enough.

Should I sell my liver too?

VND 300 million.

That's 450 million in total.

The surgery is VND 500 million.

I'll buy the whole set.

500 million?

What? Your boyfriend?

-Stay still! -What for?

-To pop your pimples. -But I don't have any.