Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World (Nu astepta prea mult de la sfârsitul lumii)

Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

A) Angela: a conversationwith a 1981 film

Old blanket/which shall I cover /my head or my feet?

Fucking shit!

Fuck it!

Fuck!

WE SEND YOU TO THE USA

CHANCES, AMERICA

ANGELA MOVES ON

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Wassup, this your bro Bobiță.

Thanks for the likes yesterday.

I'm up early, last nightI was with my mate Andrew Tate,

picking up some hot stupid cunts

who flocked around my Maserati like they hadn't seen a car before.

They wouldn't let me go untilI fucked them in the ass, mouth, and cunt.

See ya, cheers!

Remember, like and share!

Our promotion - - I know it.

Uber also has Uber for Ukraine.

I heard a joke about it.

In the US, where you can buy guns from supermarkets,

a teenager buys a whole arsenal to slaughter his schoolmates.

The shop assistant goes! "Would you like a bazooka?",

"For each bazooka we sell,we send a machine gun to Ukraine."

For all Bobiță fans,here's a Hollywood production,

introduced by the MGM lion.

Blow me!

...Let's do the robotLet's destroy the whole lot

Let's kick the dead man's buttMake him do the robot...

2-9-5, here we start.

Apusului Street,where tram 36 turns,

Comrade Zaharia.

The Cimpoiului tram stop.

The Cimpoiului tram stop.

....Downing bottles like a freak Proper way to start the week

Make the whole club scream and shoutRocking out with his cock out...

Angela Răducanufrom Forbidden Planet.

Please take off your shoes!

No babies for us yet, but we like to keep clean.

Of course.

Hello. - Hello.

Mr Pepenas?- He's out fishing.

Bebe called him,he went out with him.

No way.I'm here for his audition!

I told him, but...

And he let me drive here first thing in the morning!

Whatever.

He said you could do it over Zoom.

He has the app? - Of course!

We use it to talk to our daughter in Spain.

She lives in Zaragoza. - That's in Spain.

Back then, they gotorders from the Secret Police,

or from Ceausescu himself.

If he wanted a footballer to win the Golden Boot,Ram

they had to let him score 3-4 times in each game,

against each team.

That's how Rodion Cămătaru won the Golden Boot in 1987.

Right. I'm ready

I need you to introduce yourself

and tell your story, how it all happened.

In your own words.

And show yourbandaged arm to the camera.

End with the adviceabout following regulations.

Then I send the footageto Forbidden Planet and they decide.

Well, some foreigners do.

And the contract will be with you?It's 500 euro, right?

CIf they select himBut it's the company who signs, not me.

Please use an artificial background.

Something tragic.

This is a better image. Let me press "record".Sings to activate Windows.

Go to Settings to activate Windows.You can start.

My name is Pepenas Rodion, like the footballer.Settings to activate Windows.

ttings to activate Windows.I'm 54.

Two weeks ago we tested a new planing machinetings to activate Windows.

and I didn't followthe operating instructions.ttings to activate Windows

My coworkers helped me, bandaged it with a shirt,ettings to activate Windows

at the hospital I got a lot of stitches, my fingers

couldn't be saved,Settings to activate Windows.

Settings to activate Windows.and they put on a sterile bandage.

Were you wearing a helmet?

No, but that doesn't protect hands.tottings to activate Windows.

Go to Settings to activate WindowsI know, but they make me ask.

They bought new equipment with fancy protection

sensorsGo to Settings to activate Windows.

Go to Settings to activate Windows.and they want to show it off.

Go to Settings to activate Windows.What was also very serious, I believe,

is that his two coworkers first called the bosses,

who saidGo to Settings to activate Windows.

not to call an ambulanceuntil they check his

employment contract.Go tongs to activate Windows.

They left him howling in pain for about an hour.Go to Settings to activate Windows.

He won't tell you, but they took his mobile phone, so

he wouldn't call.Go to Settings to activate Windows.

Go to Settings to activate Windows.Yes.

Now the advice - right.

Go.

When new equipmentis brought into our plant,

all my colleagues using them should follow the instructions

so they don't share my fate.

I was lucky, it could have been worse.

Excellent.Let me take a photo.

A screenshot.

And now we hope. - Yes.

We could do with that money

Winter is comingand we can't afford the heating.

It was cut off for two months last year.

My nose nearly froze off.

Prices are so high,what with the war in Ukraine....

Let's hope they pick you.C

Fuel prices are up too, but it's not the war.

Shell is boasting a 500% profit growth.

OMV too.C

Those bastards deserve to be burned alive in oil barrels.

unionWe too, if we had a unionwe'd have had some leverage.

Should have unionised. I'll hang up now.

Strong rod, Rodi!- I caught some already.

Speaking of fish,I just remembered that horrible joke.

What does a blind man say at the fish market?

"Hi there, girls!"

I knew it.

Hi, Bobiță here!

Aparently here, on the lake,they're gonna make a huge water park.

You'd have to be a retard to get in this filthy shithole

when you can go to Therme, or Fratelli, some luxury joint!

Let me tell youwho's going to come here.

Sluts!

Syphilis and AIDS-ridden sluts and their pimps.

And I don't mean like Pimp My Ride.

A nation of sluts and pimps!

Fuck them all.

You won't catch me dead here.

You'll find me in Therme,

mouth-fucking all thosepretty, healthy, clean girls.

Clean enough you'ddrink water from their cunts.

None of those slutsfull of cellulitis and stretch marks,

crawling with cooties, like this guy.

Pay me cash, don't ask why, No invoice, VAT goes bye-bye,

Don't make me say it twice, son.

Give me the money!

Show me that money!...

Think you can stop anywhere?

Taxi drivers.

You're blocking traffic!

Great start of the day.

So sorry I'm late!

Check that bellybutton!

Prince Charles will be king now.

You know he has an estate here, in Viscri.

He'll give us a lot. - Yes, a royal cock.

Language, dear.

Me, I liked the Queen. She had that elegance.

Just ask the Indians.ww-Oh well

Thanks, man.

Everyone just bulls forward, forget traffic regulations!

Poor souls!

There's no more room.We'll suffocate each other.

Sometimes when I get out of the carI feel like an astronaut -

Look at this one.

-come upon a planet withan atmosphere made of 100% farts.

There's the illegal garbage burning, too.

I hope those guysdie slowly and painfully of cancer.

Gypsies, all of them.

It's foreign companiessending garbage from all over Europe.

- Germany, Italy...- But our Gypsies burn them.

- Why doesn't anyone stop them?-It's a vicious circle.

...if I forgot and handed you the knife,

you slapped mebecause that brings quarrel.

I can't remember

Of course.

Hi!

Hello.- What's up, Angi?

Looking for a double-muzzled dog that can bark while it bites.

What?

Working, what else?

I sent you the first handicapped guy.

I saw. Is he able?

Not sure, he was gone fishing,we had a Zoom call.

But he's articulate and cooperates.

We have one more in Ferentari.I mailed you the phone and address.

Ferentari? OK.

When can you finish them?

With the new one, maybe 1:30.

2 o'clock tops.

Good.Don't miss the pre-production meeting.

I'm dead tired!

You know I put in 16 hours a day for the History Channel idiots.

Can't help it, everyone'sfilming for Canis Majoris Attacks.

They're doing overtime too

I'm low on staff,there's a lot of green screen.

The director is a crazy German, Uwe Boll, who beats people up.

And I'm telling you I'm dead.

It's one thing to be in the office and another to do fieldwork,.

doubling as driver and whatnot.

Last night I fell asleep at the wheel, I woke up when a lorry honked.

I've been doing16-17 hours for a month.

Just have a strong coffee.

If I had anyone else to send, I would. See you at 4.

Can't help it. Bye.

Hard times.