Signature Move

- Hina, can you get them started on the visa process?

Of course.

Line one. It's Dr. Hassan.

- Dr. Hassan, don't tell me you've been arrested

for possession again.

but just because you didn't intend to turn it into opium

doesn't mean that importing poppy from Pakistan looks good.

I think I can help you.

Okay, awesome.

But there is one thing.

I'm not in a position to pay you in dollars.

- Do you take other forms of payment?

- Uh, no, but they, uh, they had some other mangoes, Mom.

They looked real good.

- I don't know, a Desi husband-wife couple, newlyweds.

You know, typical...

Visa issues.

Well, you could go back, Mom.

Or at least, I don't know, leave the house?

It was good.

Epileptisical...?

Yeah, I did.

I did that, I ran a few miles.

I, uh, worked out with the weights.

I did a lot of crunches.

I'd prefer to be out.

- Maybe that should be enough for today, Mom.

Why don't we do something else? Let's go for a walk.

- Mom, your knees are just going to get worse

if you don't use them.

That's how it works.

This is so dumb.

You know this is dumb, right?

This, this doesn't happen in real life.

People don't randomly get saved by strangers.

And they definitely don't fall in love at first sight.

He's dead.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Mm.

What is all of this?

Mm, new arrivals.

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver.

- That is literally about beavers.

Okay.

What's all this?

New arrivals.

Hey, so what can I get you?

- Oh, can I get a whiskey soda, but in two separate glasses.

And a wedge of lime.

We don't have a wedge of lime.

Okay, no lime, but a straw.

Okay.

Nice stack.

Thanks.

Uh, you too.

Salud.

Uh, salud.

You're supposed to take a sip.

Salud, hey, uh, look a person in the eye.

Are you a writer?

Oh, gosh no, I'm a lawyer.

Oh.

Are you a writer?

Uh, no. I own a bookstore.

- Hmm, and you like to eat beavers.

I do.

I'd like to buy the counselor here

a shot of my favorite tequila.

- You sure got a lot of favorites.

Reel it in, Milo.

(laughs) Okay.

This is for you, dear.

This is for me.

To new arrivals.

Salud.

Salud.

To new arrivals.

Salud.

Salud.

That's, um, that's hot.

It's very hot.

Mm!

Whoo!

Okay, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Mm.

- Woo. - Woo.

- There's a bathroom down the hall

if you need some privacy.

You just can't use my toothbrush.

I'm just gonna go home now.

It was nice meeting you.

Thank you.

Don't get up, I'll just let myself out.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm?

Nuh-uh, that way.

Shit.

Where were you last night?

Out with a couple of friends.

With who?

Ay.

Ooh.

Menudo?

Who is that?

- That's, um, we'll talk about it later.

Mm-hmm, she's cute.

You better watch out.

Save your strength.

Watch your feet.

Step in the direction you're going.

Drop, and pop.

Drop!

And pop.

Here we go.

Ahh.

Where are you today?

Don't get me wrong,

I like this whole lion spirit animal thing.

But you seem distracted.

I had a long night.

Who is she?

Shh.

- I don't know why you date women.

I don't know why you date men.

- With men, I have no expectations.

I just assume they'll be emotionally stunted.

Women are so emotionally available.

It's a lot of work.

I have a hearty work ethic.

Be straight with me.

How many women have you been with?

Define been with.

Sexed, dated, loved.

Sexed, four?

Dated, two...

Ish.

Loved...

Zero.

Ow.

Get over it.

Thanks again.

Oh, and you, um, you have my ID, so give me a call?

Oh, this is Zaynab.

She's cute.

In a Dr. Zhivago kind of way.

You gonna call her back?

Maybe.

Wow, so does that mean you're going to see her again?

I don't know.

Ooh.

How'd you find me?

Uh, the bartender.

I asked how I could find that girl from last night.

You.

Her.

She.

Pronouns are so weird.

What's my name?

Hmm, what?

- You don't remember my name, do you?

Give me five to choose from.

Jennifer, Marielle,

Carolina, Jackie, Cruz.

Could you repeat the choices?

It's Alma.

Alma, yes!

Did I do that?

Uh, no, it's my coach.

It was an accident.

Thought you were a lawyer.

I am a lawyer.

One of my clients is this former pro wrestler,

she's my coach.

No, like, like, we have an arrangement.

Jolt, yeah, that's her former pro wrestler name.

Got the belt and everything.

Uh, Luna Peligrosa.

Luchadora Mexicana.

Is that your wrestling coach?