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Comedy Central Sports presents
Battlebots.
Kukanyani.
Baxter.
Bardis.
Pitzer.
What's in the name?
Everything. If you're one of
these semi-finalists hoping to
add the title lightweight
champion to their.
Find out who's going home and
who's going home with a giant
nut tonight.
San Francisco
crabs. They're big here.
Scrub all you want sir. You'll never feel
clean.
Welcome everybody.
I'm Tim Green and with me as
always is a man who's just oozing
with lightweight finals enthusiasm
Mr. Bill Dwyer.
Oozing huh? I better get that checked.
I'll tell you I am thrilled about what
we got on tap tonight.
Former champion Dr. Inferno Jr.
faces the claws of Gamma Raptor
and veteran Wedge of Doom takes on
Code Black, a rookie Tim.
He has had an incredible run
but so has Wedge of Doom.
The rookie and the veteran, which
one's moving on? Let's find out
right now.
Introducing in the red square
to my right, he will
steal your money then
pee in your thermos. Better not tell
on Wedge
of Doom.
Tony Bucconiani said
that he'd be lucky to get to the quarters.
I think the self-deprecating thing's kind of an
act. And in the blue square
don't even get me started on the
judicial system. I mean
how many chances should
these punk bots get?
Here's Code
Black. Adam Baxter
is a fiber optic splicer who wants
to be a NASCAR driver.
The box is locked.
The lights are on. It's robot
fighting time and Wedge of Doom
comes out fast.
Wanted to get out there before Code Black
got that spinner going.
Wedge of Doom, nothing caught Black into
the pulverizer.
And that had to do
some damage.
That spinner is an awesome weapon
against Wedge of Doom. He gets that
going. It's low. It'll cut right
into Wedge of Doom.
Tony Bucconiani
builder and driver of
Hazard as well as Wedge of Doom.
Very experienced
and he's showing it here. Just taking
Code Black around the box.
Taking him to the spikes.
Pushing him toward the pulverizer
again.
And Code Black makes it on the chin.
And you know what? I mentioned the
spinning blade of Code Black and of course
once I mentioned it, it goes out.
But right now Code Black doesn't have too much
going on.
He's an easy target for the Wedge of
Doom. He's not as quick.
He's fighting tentatively
now. I don't think he has
anything to fight with, Bill. I think
as you said, that blade looks like
it's been disabled. Wedge of
Doom in complete control.
He's gonna use that arm. He's
clamping it down and he's guiding
Code Black back
under the pulverizer.
Getting tapped by the
screws. Now he's just gonna guide him
around right into the pulverizer.
Oh, Code Black nudged
into the screws. Now back to the pulverizer
and that got him. Wedge of Doom
gets a shot from the pulverizer.
Uh-oh.
Look out. Oh,
that crumpled the body.
Wow. That could be it for
Code Black. You know what?
Rookie driver Adam Baxter, he's got
nothing to be ashamed of.
Pop that pulverizer
some more.
Tony Bucconiani
taking a victory spin
and that doesn't appear to be
mature. It looks like Wedge of
Doom has won this semi.
Tony Bucconiani, you see
him there. He will go on to the
finals. Adam Baxter
looks on as his Code Black
rookie bot is counted out.
Say it out loud.
Wedge of Doom going to the
lightweight finals.
Congratulations to Team
Hazard.
Code
Black is now Code Blue.
Check out these replays.
Started off very
simple with pounding.
Wedge of Doom getting under Code
Black and then here he's actually
able to get him under the wedge. He's got the
arm up. Just moved him all over
the box and this
was the final. Did that hurt you?
Wedge of
Doom gets an assist from the
pulverizer and KO's Code Black
in 2-30. Carmen's with the
winner. Well, it's not your first time in the
finals, but how does it feel to be in the finals
with Wedge of Doom? Well, it feels even better
to be in the finals with Wedge of Doom
because it's never been in the finals. It's only
been in the semifinals, quarterfinals.
I've always wanted to see this bot succeed
like Hazard and now it is. So it's real great.
Congratulations.
Looks like the Gamma Raptor
boys are hard at work getting ready for
their semifinal bot with Dr. Inferno Jr.
The winner faces Wedge of
Doom for the Giant Nut
coming up.
Which BattleBot
lightweight has won
the most championships?
A. Dr. Inferno Jr.
B. Salad
C. Toaster Oven
D. Ziggo
Stay tuned for the answer
when we come back.
For more information on how you can
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So, which lightweight
has won the most championships?
It's D. Ziggo.
He's won two Giant Nuts.
Not bad for a bot named after a dead cat.
The lightweight finals are just ahead
but first, here's Bill with the
headlines for Bots in the News.
Bots in the News!
Bots,
they're not just for fighting.
NASA's rovers are designed to do
construction work on Mars.
Sharing a brain and working as a team,
they'll lift large beams, move heavy
equipment, and make catcalls at hot
Martian chicks.
A tiny tank-like robot is being used
by the U.S. military on reconnaissance missions.
It's got up to 12 cameras and goes
into risky areas, then sends the
images back to the controller.
It's called the Irby and its next mission,
Kappa Gamma Sorority House.
Godspeed, little fella.
Bots in the News!
Thanks, Bill.
Dr. Inferno Jr. won his
Giant Nut by beating Gamma Raptor
bad. Is this going to be
a grudge match? You bet.
Chuck Pitzer, Phoenix,
Arizona, Gamma Raptor.
Dr. Jason Dante
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