Let Hoi Decide (Để Mai Tính 2)

Hi, my name is Hoi.

I want to tell you a story about love

and the agony of love lost.

No worries, no charges at all. Now listen carefully.

It starts the way every story starts.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, male princess…

It's the place where my heart shattered,

and the hope for The One was lost.

But after that,

all your investment turned into gold. What more do you want?

A huge pile of money but all alone, where is the joy in that?

Just focus on the presentation today.

Hello.

Why did you come to Vietnam?

To make my wildest dreams come true.

All done.

Why so fast?

Technically you should give me a full body search.

Don't you like pretty girls?

MISS HOI

Miss Hoi is here.

Let me take your bags.

Move away.

Put your hands up.

Stay still.

Listen, garlic is for eating,

not for your pits.

Let's go.

From now on, I'm your special assistant!

Do a good job and I'll give you money

to cure your odor and pluck your nose hair.

Hey! This isn't just nose hair.

It's my lucky nose hair.

-Lucky nose hair? -Yep!

Have all of Pham Huong Hoi's requests been met?

Yes, done.

He's our most difficult VIP guest.

Don't worry, I triple checked the list.

Boss,

that painter is staring at you again.

Don't be a big mouth, Quyen.

Hello, lovely ladies.

Hi, Anh Son.

For you.

Did your father tell you I was coming over for dinner?

He didn't say anything.

I'm not coming to discuss business with your father.

Well, tonight I have to go visit the children at the hospital.

Then we can do it this weekend instead.

Arrived?

I asked for a golden hot boy

and you gave me the King of Garlic.

My God, are you trying to ambush me?

I just want you to focus on your investors' meeting.

What, you don't trust me?

The bank doesn't do business solely on "trust."

How about my New York villa?

That's mortgaged.

You've sold it already.

How about the Malibu spa?

Not enough. They want your Beverly Hills estate too.

That's fine. Just give it to them.

I've been nurturing it for so long.

I have to make it happen no matter what.

Of course. Or else we'll both be bankrupt.

Here you go.

You want a spank?

Why would I want to get spanked? Just shine them!

Shiny spank then.

Hey, where are you going?

To exchange money.

-It's almost time for the meeting. -Don't worry, I'll be fast.

Excuse me, sir!

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for a money exchange place.

Exchange money, huh?

Over there! I'll take you.

-Come with me. -Thanks so much.

-What's your name? -My name's Phuoc.

Phuoc, huh?

Phuoc is so sweet, and handsome too.

But work out to get more buff, I really like--

What are you doing?

Let go of me!

Where's the money?

I'll tell you. Why so aggressive?

Stop!

I'm afraid of knives!

You almost scratched my face!

Mister!

Go call the cops!

Hold on! I'll find the police!

Who put this metal gate here?

Hey you!

Hey you, stop!

Where am I? Am I dead?

Ooh! He's looking at me with such intensity!

Wake me up, resuscitate me!

That stubbles going to poke me but I like it! I like it!

It tastes strange--

Like betel nut?

Grandma! Go home and eat betel nuts!

Grandma! Don't move! Stop it! I don't want to eat betel nuts!

I'm awake! I'm awake!

No one can leave this room.

Hoi is here.

Good afternoon, everyone.

What I am about to present to you

will change your lives forever.

Hello, miss.

Hi, Nam. How can I help you?

Can you help me return this money to one of your guests?

He has red hair.

What are you trying to say?

Wait a minute.

Have you ever dreamed of a project

that has made you lose sleep, blood, sweat and tears

and you even gambled your entire fortune

in order to make it happen?

You got it, right? Congrats! You're the best!

Book my ticket.

Tonight, after I sign the contract, I need to go back to the US immediately.

Why such a rush?

I'm officially obsessed.

If I stay any longer, I might die.

Hello, Mr. Truc.

I'm here!

Sit and have a drink.

Baby, take care of Hoi for me, okay?

What's up?

Trying to excite me?

Good luck!

Keep trying!

Your name is Hoi?

Hoi what?

My name is Miss Hoi, baby.

Know what I mean?

That's enough. You're eating your own kind.

Go and continue wiping the pole down.

Look, sign this contract and we'll both become billionaires.

Really.

Drink up, baby.

Sign this contract. I'll do a fire dance for you.

You promise!

I promise!

Done.

Turn off the music. Turn on the lights!

Stay where you are.

Mr. Le Van Truc,

we have orders to take you and your partners for questioning.

What questioning?

About money laundering and crack cocaine dealing.

I'm innocent! I'm not guilty! Let me go!

-This is unjust! -Quiet so people can sleep!

Why am I in a man's jail cell?

I want a different room!

What exactly do you want?

Listen--

What are you here for?

Rape.

Which street do you usually rape in?

Hey, no I mean-- What I want to ask is who raped you?

Rape is a crime, that's what I meant to say.

Pham Huong Hoi.

Oh, yes? I don't need another cell.

I'm fine here.

Sign your papers and get out of here.

Can you give me just a minute?

Hurry up.

I told you guys I was innocent but no one believed me.

Check your belongings and sign here.

This is a huge insult to me.

If it wasn't for that handsome man, I'd hate you for life!

Did you tell him we're freezing his assets to investigate further?

Dear Mr. Hoi, your card has been declined.

That is not possible.

I'm sorry to inform you that from now on, you are no longer a VIP here.

Why am I not a VIP here anymore?

Because we can't associate with heroin dealers.

Huge mistake!

I'm innocent.

I live here alone.

Come on in.

Your place is gorgeous.

Right, your name means "Perfect Beauty" so you must live in a palace.

Come on in.

This is the living room, the dining room

and the bedroom.

Who pays you to draw this?

I'm so sick of drawing the Mona Lisa all week.

I'm paying you to forge paintings, not to be creative.

Why can't you consider that

many people will like my painting?

Sadly, the truth is

even if we gave it out for free, no one would take your painting.

Paint the Mona Lisa.

You want me to make a living out of other people's greatness my whole life?

Fine. Pack your things.

We don't need artists here.

You're still awake?