Reptile

["Angel of the Morning" by Evie Sands playing]

Did they say if they have kids?

I didn't ask.

Shit!

Will, what is this?

Ehh, it's probably a rat.

Whatever it is, it's long gone.

The pool's a fucking mess. Looks like a swamp.

- -

- Stop. - What's wrong?

You know, you used to love to fool around in the nice ones.

Is this one above my pay grade?

I'm in the middle of a dark tunnel,

and my car dies on me.

So, I'm sitting there alone and looking for a flashlight,

but then I hear a train coming towards me,

but I can't see it.

So, I started feeling for the keys to turn the battery on and flash the lights,

but they were gone.

And I could hear the train speeding towards me,

and I went to get out, but I couldn't.

- I couldn't move. I just froze. - And then what?

That's it. What do you think it means?

Maybe you're afraid of getting caught.

- -

- -

Hi. This is Summer Elswick of Grady Real--

What's the secret to survival?

And how did we survive when so many others didn't?

- Mm-hm? - I'll tell you the secret.

But first, I'm going to need you to do something for me.

- I hate the beard. - Of course you do.

It just doesn't look good.

I need you to take everything you know about your business,

set it aside.

Good. Again.

Advertising?

Set it aside.

We say to ourselves, when it takes six months to find a buyer,

"Oh, well, it must have been a marketing problem,"

but it is not a marketing problem.

The problem

is us.

As a matter of fact,

there's a lot of... ... assholes in this business.

And the good news is that that is good news for you.

I never wanted to be the one to show places.

Made me too nervous.

So Bill, Will's father, God rest his soul, uh, insisted.

He says, "Camille, you've got to." Remember that, honey?

Thank you, dear.

Uh, so anyway, there was this fellow standing outside...

["Angel of the Morning" guitar intro plays discordantly]

Where the fuck were you?

I'm sorry. I fell asleep.

You know how much this meant to me.

And where were you?

You fell asleep?

It's fine.

- -

Hello? This is Summer.

- Okay, listen, I gotta go. -

- Making moves. - Hey, man.

Sorry. It was a crazy day.

These foreclosures are a steal.

- You're smart to move on it. - Everybody wants a piece.

Back door open.

Hey! I'm in the kitchen.

- Do you mind if we make a stop? - Do your thing.

- Hi, this is Summer... -

This'll only be a second.

All good.

- Front door open. -

Hello?

Hello?

Summer?

- -

["This Can't Be True" by Eddie Holman playing]

Are you retiring to France?

Look, don't look at me.

Tommy picked this place.

She loves everything French.

- French dressing, French... - Men.

French men, French kissing...

- Look who decided to show up. - How's my favorite niece?

Hey.

- Fashionably late. - No, Wally, we started late.

- What happened? - Cut myself.

Kitchen accident.

- Six stitches, right there. - Bullshit. Judy stabbed him.

You deserved it.

- Look at them. - Young love.

Hey, they're calling. You guys drinking, come on.

- ...traveling for two weeks. - See anything you like, Vic?

- I can't fucking read this. - I got you, baby.

I'm gonna have the escargot...

Hey, Wally. I knew Oklahoma could boot scoot,

but I didn't know he could speak French.

Judy, here we go. Malta, Croatia.

- Oh yes. - We end in Scarborough Castle...

- I'll take the spaghetti, please. - No, give him the duck.

- I'll take the duck. - Good boy.

- It's supposed to be haunted. - Are you afraid?

- No, I'm excited. - Now, look at Allen's face.

That's the face of a man who's about to spend more money on one dinner

for four guys he doesn't even like,

than he has on Deena, his kids, birthdays, Christmas, vacations...

- Did I miss anything else? - No, you got everything.

- - Excuse me.

Gotta get this. Excuse me.

That's the bank!

- Tell 'em the Jesse James story. - Come on, you do it better than I do.

Tell 'em! Tell 'em.

Once upon a time, Jesse James and his gang robbed a train.

And he held everyone at gunpoint.

He says, "All right,

give us all your money or we kill the women and rape all the men."

One of the guys with his hands up says, "I'm sorry, don't you mean

kill the men and rape all the women?"

And then a gay guy in the back says,

"Excuse me, I think Mr. James knows how to rob a train."

- More wine? Anyone? Anyone? - We need more.

Tell us about this trip.

- It's two weeks. -

We end up at this castle in Scarborough, England.

It's supposed to be haunted. We stay there for three nights.

- He's not gonna like that. -

He doesn't know it's supposed to be haunted.

Standby 7-2, West 21st Street, #3.

Can you keep a secret?

Sure.

I'm sick.

What do you mean?

I got MS.

I just found out last week.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna die on you.

Jesus Christ.

Get those people across the street. And no press.

I don't want anyone talking to them. Cleary, what do we got?

We got a dead realtor.

- You already pull the case number? - Yeah. 19H-012.

...and the eaves above the attic.

Lot of nooks and crannies in a place like this. You've been all over, right?

Is there any back staircase? That kind of stuff?

Uh-huh? Look in the basement? What's in the basement?

Uh-huh?

Look in the backyard. There's sheds and things out there.

I need you to look very carefully in those kind of places.

So the killer forgot something.

She was stabbed so hard it got jammed in her pelvis.

Oh.

That's mine.

What's your name, man?

Um, Joe.

Joe, when you walk through that door,

there's a jury of 12 watching you.

You understand?

Yes, sir.

I heard a car pull up.

And I looked up and saw a man walking towards the front door.

Hang on, Brenda. Where were you?

I was in that house right there.