Baby Assassins (ベイビーわるきゅーれ)

Well...

I've been a frequent customer of this store for some time...

I felt the atmosphere was very good.

I applied for this job because the working environment is really good.

Also, it said I can take this as a side job.

And... this.

This...

WELCOME TO HAPPINESS MART!

I liked this sign very much!

You did?

I made it.

Oh, I see.

Don't touch it too much.

Sorry.

I thought it was really...

cool.

Is that so?

So your name is Mahiro Fukagawa...

What else do you do for a living?

Well...

Video streaming...

Oh, you live stream.

It's all the rage these days.

YouTube or something?

Yes.

That's my main job...

Main job?

A game play or something like that, right?

Something like that...

I see.

My son was playing video games all the time,

and I scolded him.

And he said, "I'm going to make some money out of this!"”

I said back to him, "You want a job playing games? Stop daydreaming!"

And then I threw his computer away.

Oh, I see.

You can't play around all the time either, okay?

You need to get a better job.

You're the one who would regret it in ten years or so.

What do your parents say about your job?

What?

They don't have any particular opinion.

You have to take care of your parents, okay?

Family comes first, you know.

- I love this quote of Hiroshi Nohara. - Yes.

"Dreams don't run away."

"It's always you who runs away."

I was really moved.

It's so deep.

That's probably not what Hiroshi Nohara said.

Anyway.

Let's see. How many times a week would you like to work?

About three days...

What about a late-night shift?

I need someone working at late night.

That's fine.

I see.

What about a weekend shift?

So?

Is that "No"?

Well...

What?

What's going on?

I can't do this anymore...

What?

What did you say?

I'm tired of this kind of conversation.

What?

What do you mean?

You're in the middle of a job interview.

- I'm not good at going undercover. - What?

- I can't stand it. - What?

- Let them get mad at me later. - What is it?

What?

All right. Good job!

I have to take a picture.

Say cheese!

Okay.

Good.

Oops.

What shall I eat for dinner?

What?

They know I'm here.

You fucking killed our manager? You bitch!

He's been working without sleeping!

Thank you very much!

It said, "Any harm to the other clerks is unavoidable..."

Yeah.

Yes, it does.

Mr. Tasaka can do the cleaning.

I don't think the police is around.

All right.

Let's do this.

We'll avenge the manager ourselves!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

What kind of convenience store is this? Disgusting...

Hey!

I'll kill you!

Hey!

I'm so exhausted.

- Thank you for calling. - Oh, no.

- Shimabukuro from Happiness speaking. - It got smeared.

This store is...

closed as of today.

So please don't call us when I'm fucking busy.

Hey!

What the hell...

am I supposed to do with our work shifts from tomorrow?

What?

Whatever.

You must be exhausted...

but let's have another match.

This is my favorite one...

Such a big dude...

That hurts!

This is for my manager!

Hey?

They almost got you.

You were here?

Wasn't the plan to get a job and infiltrate before killing him?

You almost got killed.

So?

You pride yourself on your strength, don't you?

We're assassins, so do your job right.

Yes, ma'am.

Good.

Okay.

Listen. I was getting annoyed with the manager.

No wonder you wanted to kill him right away.

He started telling me Hiroshi Nohara's wise words.

- And that wasn't quite his word. - What the heck?

"Dreams don't run away. It's always you who runs away."

He said that with a serious look.

When telling horror stories, that type of person says

"It's not the ghosts that really scare me, it's the people.”

- Right! - Yeah?

One more typical phrase.

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."”

- He'd definitely say something like that. - I thought the same thing.

I had afternoon tea in the morning! Would he say something like that?

That's not that funny.

No?

You know, you go to a crowd and you say, "Look, people look like garbage."

He'd tweet lines from movies on the Friday night TV show, you know.

See?

The manager was weird.

Can you believe he threw his kid's computer away?

Miss?

Are you listening?

Can you take shifts on weekends?

Are you listening?

Hey, you!

Ouch! That hurts!

Oh, I'm sorry!

It's just a habit...

What kind of habit is that?

This really hurt!

About the shift...

What?

I can work on weekends.

Who the hell hires you?

I'm sorry...

This really hurt!

Get out!

Sorry.

- Hey, you're here. - Hey.

Thanks for coming!

Here you go!

What?

Thank you very much!

- Let me come in. - Okay.

Wow.

That's grotesque.

I was told to make it as gory as possible.

I see.

So we're not doing this for Mr. Tasaka?

No.

They're busy so we have to dismember some of the bodies ourselves this time.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah...

He's so high and mighty but sloppy on instructions.

Right.

How was your interview?

Oh, the manager was so annoying that I had to put him down.

It happens.

That happens a lot.

I saw this nail stripper in When They Cry!

Yeah, the one Mion uses.

Wasn't it Shion?

How did you get this?

Amazon is awesome.

Such a bad timing!

Let's finish this already.

Hurry!

Hurry up!

Can you shut your mouth, please?

Can't you see I'm talking over the phone?

Yes.

Yes. I got it.

Okay. Thank you.

It was the manager of the restaurant.