Girls Nite Out

Yes, Mr. Cavanaugh?

Why don't you answer me?

What is it, Mr. Cavanaugh?

Mr. Cavanaugh?

J“ do something to me

j“ I've got to find love in a hurry

j“ c'mon, do something to me

j“ help me to ease all the worry

j“ do something to me

j“ I've got to find love in a hurry

j“ do something to me... j“

ladies and gentlemen, with 11 seconds left in the game,

Peter krizaniac has committed his fourth foul.

The score is drover 71, DeWitt 70.

For Christ's sake, maniac, get your head outta your ass, will you?

We're gonna blow this game!

Go team, go! Go team, go!

We got four fouls. He'll choke up.

When we get the ball, I want a simple play down court.

Go, team! Let's do this!

Look at me, man. What the hell's going on?

- You're letting us down. - Ok.

Look at me! Whatever's bothering you, we'll talk about it later.

Just give me 11 seconds.

J“ love me, love me, love me, love me, love

j“ yeah, love me, love me, love me, love me love

j“ love me, love me, love me, love me love

j“ love me, love me, love me, love me love...

J“ do something to me

j“ ease all the worry

j“ do something to me

j“ I've got to find love in a hurry

j“ c'mon, do something to me... j“

what a ballgame. A basket by Peter 'maniac' krizaniac in the final seconds.

DeWitt will go on to the tac tournament.

Yeah!

Hey.

- (Spitting) - Hey.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

- I don't wanna talk about it. - Talk about what?

Once again the final score: DeWitt 72, drovers 71.

So, until next Tuesday night's championship game at 7:50,

'this is Charlie kaiser, the voice of DeWitt basketball.

'And don't forget to be with me tomorrow night for the annual wdbx scavenger hunt.'

hey, pryor.

How about a cheer for our heroic boys?

That's what we love about you, pryor, your sense of enthusiasm!

You'd like it better if I ran around and made an asshole of myself in a bear suit?

You know, that's an idea for you, pryor.

Hey, man. Pryor's going to take over my bear suit.

Lay off, Benson, I've had enough of your bullshit!

I told you, it's nothin'.

God, I wish you believed that, cos it was nothin'.

- She's just a girl. - Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

- You think I've never been dumped before? - Not that I've noticed, no.

Well, I have, plenty of times. I just don't go around telling everybody.

What am I supposed to do?

I couldn't think of nothin' else out there tonight. Damn!

You've gotta pull yourself together, man.

- Sure, but what if pryor finds out? - So, he'll find out.

I know, I know.

I guess I'll have to break it to him easy. I don't really want to hurt him.

Well... then, why?

I just couldn't help myself!

Benson is just too much!

He kept it up forever! It hurts when I sit down!

- God, Sheila, he's your cousin! - Second cousin.

Down to action! Let's bring on the main attraction.

Oh, my little super-stud!

You gonna leave some of the chickadees for the rest of the lowlifes?

- If you ask politely, yes. - Oh!

I mean, it's been Teddy for two years.

Don't you even get curious about how it is with somebody else?

- I'll bet Teddy does. - (Laughs)

Teddy knows my limit. He knows just how much I'll put up with.

- (Cheers, whoops) - Hey, coach!

Great game, guys. I didn't wanna coach at notre dame anyway!

- (All laugh) - What the hell!

I'll send my wife down there. She'll do a betterjob moving the guys.

Now, hey, enjoy yourselves tonight. It was a great win.

But don't wear yourselves out helping the sorority ladies with the scavenger hunt.

- (All laugh) - Ok!

Hold it! By the way, 11 o'clock sharp, practice tomorrow.

- No baloney, be there. - Ok.

- (Groaning) - What a drag!

Practice? Now, that is depressing.

What does he mean about helping the sorority girls out?

We can if we want, can't we?

Bostwick, sometimes, you know, you're really a nerd.

Aargh! I'm hit, Ralph! Ralph, I'm hit!

I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm hit!

Helicopter, seven o'clock!

J“ we got places to go! Places to go! J“

- oh, here comes the blues brothers! - (Laughter)

Oh, god!

- Hi, baby! - Richter scale!

Oh, yes, sports fans, the momentum burn on the hardwood floor

of the legendary DeWitt college campus tonight!

When the incomparable maniac krizaniac

and the legendary, quintessential Theodore ratliff donned up the motors

and snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

- Snatch! - And... and... and...

- Meanwhile, I was confused because... - What?

- I don't know anything about basketball. - You don't know nothing?

- But I kept going. - Damn, y'all!

Hey, damned be he who cries out first.

Lay off, macduff!

Ah, hey, are you taking an English drama course?

Oh, mata hari has learned our secret.

A-ha, our flies are open to you! Aargh!

And your parents thought they were wasting money sending you guys to college?

So, you guys planning on coming to the big party tonight?

Ha! We never miss a party, do we, hagan?

Are you kidding? Besides the scavenger hunt

and the performance on the hard wood tonight, fellas... ha-ha-ha!

It will be the event of the weekend.

- Oh, indeed! It's the event. - You dressing up?

You know, I'm glad you asked that question because I am going as beaver cleaver.

Dancer? He's gonna cleave the beaver!

Oh, no! You're disgusting!

- He's disgusting. - Disgusting.

- I am revolting! Ha! - Revolting!

Major Lee revulsion!

Beaver! Beaver at six o'clock!

- Part, beaver. - Horny! Horny! Horny! Horny!

Oh, get out!

Lions and tigers and beaver!

Lions and tigers and beaver! Lions and tigers and beaver!

Where the hell have you been?

I got the whole grave dug by myself!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's plant this nut Cavanaugh and split!

This is the guy who killed that college security guard's daughter.

He just hung himself at the asylum.

His sister's the one who's paying us to Bury him.

- Here, have a drink. - Ok.

C'mon, let's get this job finished.

And get outta here.

Ugh! Aargh!

Ugh!

Oh, no!

Wow, wow, wow! What a ballgame!

Old Charlie here would like to dedicate the start

of 56 hours of solid old gold music to the bears,

for they are solid gold.

Yes, sir, solid gold.

And away we go-woah-woah!

- Barney! - (Toots horn) There he is!

Hey, hey, hey. Lookit, iookit, iookit.

I know I'm beautiful but you've gotta control yourself, woman.

You did it, kid. You won the game! Oh, jeez, I'm so proud of you.

Hey, so what does the hero wanna eat, huh?

Well, let's take a look. All right...

Four double cheeseburgers, two fries, two rings,

two maximum cokes, one stupendous root beer,

one small chocolate shake and a jellied doughnut.

Now, for the main course.

What are you gonna have for dessert, huh? A stomach pump?

- What's with all this food? - Now, now, Barney. I'm a growing boy.

Oh, yeah? What are you growing, huh? A twin?

Hey, do you think the world's ready for another ratliff?

I don't think the world is ready for this ratliff.

- Where's your partner in crime? - Who, maniac?

He's back at the table with Lynn.

Hey, maniac! Way to go! Way to go!

Barney, Barney, I need food.

Come on! Get outta here! Get outta here!

- I'll call you when it's ready. - Ok.

'Yowzer! That's playin' it like it is!'

and now for all you good people getting ready for your big scavenger hunt,

here's the lovin' spoonful with "do you believe in magic"?

I said, "do you believe in magic?"

- (J' track begins) - C'mon, Mike.

I can tell when something's bothering you.

Bothering me? Ok, there's something bothering me.

- You're bothering me. - What have I done?

You can't think of anything? You don't know?

Well, then, I guess there must be nothing wrong.

You know, Mike, sometimes you can get very weird.

And you're getting worse lately.

You don't understand me, do you?

That's ok. I'm used to being misunderstood.

I can tell when something's bugging you.

- (Scoffs) All right, what about Benson? - I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on! Don't bullshit me! You know what I'm talking about.

- Hey, hey, we've got company. - Oh.

You know you're gonna drive Barney crazy.

Oh, that's not a drive, that's a putt. Besides, she loves it!

I'll tell y'all one thing.

She's a hell of a lot better than that old witch we had last year.

- Damn! - You mean Mrs. Gates?

No, no, he means Mrs. Bates.

- The woman in psycho, remember? - No.

Hey, maniac, come on, show Lynn your Mrs. Bates impression.

Oh, come on!

- (Teddy) All right, catch this. - (Lynn) Ok.

Mrs. Bates? Mrs. Bates? Norman's calling you.