Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas (Tadeo Jones 2: El secreto del rey Midas)

We're gonna get dragged!

We've gotta get out of here!

Just five minutes more!

Over there!

I found it. I finally found it.

Okay, let's get out of here!

See? Told you she'd be here, sir.

I kept my part of the agreement.

Well, a deal is a deal.

Oh, wow! You are really generous, Mister Rackham, sir. (CHUCKLES)

Enjoy it.

What... What are you...

Hey, what are you doing, fellows? Let go of me!

No, no, no!

Back to business.

Herodotus was considered the father of History. Cool.

Super cookie.

Wow, this guy was the bomb.

Hey, you're really hitting those books hard.

Tell me about it. First year of archaeology is super demanding.

I don't get what you find so interesting about this old stuff.

Oh, now I get it.

- Now that is something worth studying. - She's hot.

Hey, don't talk like that about Sara.

Don't start again. Nobody buys that you know her.

Actually, we even kissed.

Okay, just once.

Oh, here we go.

Then we barely saw each other after that.

You know, she's been going away on long expeditions,

and I've been studying and working.

We kind of left things in the air.

Oh, sure. You kissed this girl?

But even long distance, I feel her here, close to my heart.

- I can sense the trembling. - (MOBILE VIBRATING)

I can really sense the trembling.

It's Sara!

Yeah. And I just got a call from Scarlett Johansson.

- Hey, watch it! Sorry.

Tad, you should try living in reality for a change.

Sara?

Tad. I hope I'm not interrupting.

Not at all.

Hey, I saw you on the cover of National Petrographic.

I know, right?

Did you get the invitation to the exhibition?

Yeah! I can't wait to be there!

Wonderful. I can't wait to see you.

Me, too.

The exhibition opens at the Luxorious Hotel, in Las Vegas.

- Need directions? - Let me find a pen.

Whoa!

- Where are you going? - What? Nowhere, I'm still here.

No, no, I didn't mean you.

- (GRUNTS) - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- My bad! - Tad, do you want me to hang up?

Stop right there!

Okay, so I won't hang up.

No, wait!

Are you okay?

Yeah. So, Luxorious Hotel?

Yes. First, take the I-290 west for 30 miles...

I-290 west for 30 miles!

- And turn the second left. - Right, keep left.

And then go straight. You'll get to a pyramid shaped hotel.

You can't miss it.

Big pyramid-shaped hotel.

I got it.

No, I didn't.

What? Did you get it or not?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Bye, Sara! - Whoa!

- (CLANGS) - Tad?

That was close.

Oops! Sorry. Is everything okay in there, boss?

Stones!

You're...

Oh, my lucky cologne.

Smell that.

My Indy hat, my fancy tuxedo, and my bow tie.

Two shirts, suspenders,

new underwear... I think that's all.

Do you think she'll like it, Jeff?

Jeff!

Ready, Jeff? Let's go see Sara.

Sir, are you all...

- Water! - (SCREAMS)

Water! Water!

You?

Need water!

It's you!

I haven't had a drink in 20 days.

No, no, no, stop! Oh! That's... Oh!

- (MUMMY BELCHES) - (TAD RETCHING)

Oh, you can't imagine the trip I had to find you.

Oh, it's so good to see you!

It's not possible! What are you doing here?

Oh, it's a long story, I'd better not tell you.

But I will. You see,

when you left my lost city, I was judged for letting you go.

The Mummy Court exiled me!

They kicked you out?

Yeah, all because of you!

Well, and a bad deal with my lawyer. But that's another story.

The thing is, I had to say goodbye to my home tomb

and then travel further than I ever had before.

I got lost in the desert following these strange lines.

I didn't know what to do.

And then, I remembered you.

My one and only human friend!

Friend?

Oh, you're right.

- We're more like brothers. - (JEFF BITING)

Uh, can you please control this little monster?

Jeff, down, boy!

Uh, well, sorry, but I was just leaving.

But I just got here!

I'm going to Vegas to see Sara.

Sara? Oh, my Sara?

Oh, I miss her so much. What are we waiting for?

Oh, no, no, no. You are not coming.

- Yes. - No.

- Yes. - No.

Yes!

Whoo-hoo! I'm the king of the world!

Hey! Get back here, you deserter!

Could you please sit down and stop drawing attention to yourself?

What is with you?

Listen, you're a mummy. You scare people.

In my world, you're a zombie.

Zombie.

Sounds good! I like that name.

Excellent. Now please be quiet.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. You got it. I won't move a muscle. Look!

Oh, what's this?

Oh, my... It's a necklace!

- It's for me, right? - Hey! That is not for you!

I think it looks great with my eyes.

It's not for you!

Oh! It's for Sara.

Yes, it's for Sara.

I knew it.

Come on, tell me everything. I'm a relationship expert.

Five hundred years of experience. I know everything about women.

Hey!

See? Total heartbreaker.

Okay.

I'm going to ask her to be my girlfriend.

Huh.

I'm not sure how to tell you this, Tad,

but, uh, she seems a little out of your league.

You know, like you're punching above your weight.

Like she's a 10 and you're a two.

She's hot, you're not. (LAUGHS)

She's too good for you.

Thank you for being so encouraging. What are friends for?

Friends? Brothers!

Awesome!

What is "awesome"?

Uh, well, people say it when they really like something...

Something super impressive.

Oh, I get it. Like the Machu Picchu,

like the Pyramids of Lima Culture, like Lake Titicaca.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that.

So, now you stay in the car. Don't move a muscle, you hear me?

Wow, look at that, Jeff.

Mr. Stones?

Hi, I'm Tiffany Maze, Professor Lavrof's assistant.

- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. - (JEFF BARKS)

Oh, what a cute little dog.

Who's a good boy? Wanna shake?

Uh, sorry, he's just not very connected to this world.

Mrs. Lavrof told me to take care of you.

I'm gonna do my thesis on her latest discoveries.

Oh, wow! You're majoring in archaeology, too?

Boston University. I'm a sophomore.

Chicago. But I'm just a freshman.

But compared to Sara...

She is amazing.

I'm learning so much from her.

It's incredible where she is now.

The most important archaeologist nowadays.

I'd give anything to be like her.

Come on. Sara's waiting for you.

The bust there, and the suits of armour there.

Oh, careful.

Hey! Belzoni! How are you doing, my little bird man?

They're good friends.

Tad. You're here.