Cocoon

David, are you in bed yet?

Yeah, I am.

Okay. Good night. I love you.

I love you, too.

We'll have more news here at your

all memories, all music station

for St. Petersburg and Tampa at the top of the hour.

Right now I'd like to send out congratulations

to Thelma Miller of Orient Park.

She was our eighth caller yesterday

and collected $225 on our big money memories jackpot.

Today, it could be you.

Oh, my.

My goodness. Look at this.

Here you go, Alma. Your little cart.

What a mess. That'll do it.

Saltines.

And saltines.

Ex-Lax. You got my Ex-Lax.

Here you go, Bernie. Hope you feel better.

Don't use that stuff. Use prunes.

I use both.

Rose, I think these must belong to you.

Thank you. I'm Rose. Rose Lefkowitz.

I don't believe we've met.

This is Ben, Rose.

How do you do?

She remembers who I am, she remembers who she is, so we're doing okay.

Come on, Rose.

That's it.

Poor Rose. She's really slipping.

Here we go. And...

Swing them to the left

Then you swing them to the right

Then you do the twist with all of your might

Truck on down Let's go to town

And that's what we call dancing

Let me hear it.

And that's what we call dancing

Hit it. That's much better.

Come on, ladies. Pick them up. Very good.

I mean, I have to share everything.

Girls, that's wonderful.

I saw this, but I fell asleep. So I don't know how it ends.

Shake your little shoulders and get on down

Do the Susy-Q That's good for you

And that's what we call dancing

Let me hear it.

And that's what we call dancing

Hey, Art. Art.

Come on over here.

I could use some real men here.

If we see any, we'll send them over.

Hit it. Yes, yes.

Here we go. And...

Swing them to the left

You ever going to do anything about that one?

Already have.

Put it to her?

You're disgusting.

So then you haven't, huh?

What?

I say, "So then you haven't."

Here you go, Pops.

Ben. I said one.

Walk on the wild side.

You boys still trespassing over there?

Yep.

Hey, they're not even melted yet. Wow.

Okay, let's get a board under her.

Let's get a pulse, let's get a blood pressure.

I'll get a line. No pulse.

Eighty over 50. Keep pumping.

Ready!

Clear. Now.

Is there a pulse or a blood pressure?

Once more. Everyone off now.

Is there a pulse? No pulse.

Blood pressure? No blood pressure.

All right. Let's call it.

Well, what's the word?

What's the word on what?

The doctor. That's what.

You went to the doctor. Now, what'd he say?

It's a breeze. Everything's fine.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait right there.

This is me you're talking to.

Now, you went to the goddamn doctor. Now, what did he say?

Doctors don't know everything.

Well, there is the one school of thought

that says they don't know nothing.

Well, gentlemen, mission accomplished.

Hope the water isn't too cold.

You want it heated, too?

What about a lifeguard?

Well, the marines have landed.

The navy's in.

Boy, that's cold.

You're right.

Ah!

Fellows, this is the life.

That'll make your old ball sac shrivel up.

Well, all in all, that was a pretty damn crappy day at sea,

wasn't it, boys?

You stink.

Me?

Come on, man. It's the great unknown out there.

Here. Here's half your money.

"Half"? What do you... What is this "half"?

Bonner, you got my goddamn money now?

Got it right here. I got it right here.

I'll be with you in a second, okay?

'Cause if you ain't got it now, you're not tying up here.

Look, I don't want to get rough with you, you know,

but I'm not taking half.

Fine. Give it.

What are you... Get your hands off.

Just get your ass off my boat, man.

Just get your ass off my boat.

You believe this?

And take your embarrassing beach towel with you.

Guy brings a beach towel. You believe these tourists?

Guy throws up on the deck, he doesn't catch one fish, gives me half my money.

I need a brew. You want something cold?

Untie the boat line.

No, wait a minute. Don't untie the boat line.

Here you go, you bloodsucker. I have nothing to live on.

Nothing. Zip.

Kirk, come on. You're not actually gonna take all my money, are you?

You're gonna leave me with five bucks, aren't you, Kirk?

Not on your life.

Shit!

Come on, Kirk. That money will bring you no pleasure!

I promise you. Can I have a word...

You just try and sleep tonight!

I'll sleep like a baby.

Shit!

We'd like to rent your boat.

You what?

We'd like to rent your boat.

We'd like to rent your boat for 27 days,

if that wouldn't be too long for you.

No. Yeah.

Yeah? Twenty-seven?

That's my lucky number. Holy smokes!

Hi. I'm Jack Bonner. How you doing?

Hi, Jack. I'm Walter.

Hi. Hi, Walter. Well, come on.

Yeah, take a look around. Boat sleeps eight,

so you should be pretty comfortable.

And if you've got a latitude and a longitude, I can get you there.

And if you don't, I can still get you there.

We know a great dive spot, and we have a map.

Great, great.

I guess we can talk price later.

That door basically slides back and forth.

It may need some oil. I haven't dusted in a while,

but I'm gonna do a whole cleanup, a whole sanitation thing.

You know, if you look at anything closely enough,

you're bound to find some flaws.

I'm an experienced scuba diver

and tour guide, deep-sea fisherman,

who'll actually eat tonight. Yes!

In the kitchen. You're in the kitchen.

And my mother came out on the porch, and she was screaming...

Give it a rest, Rose.

"You stop teasing your sister!"

Hiya, Grandpa.

There's the little fellow.

You come right to the courts, do you?

It's Thursday.

Knows our schedule.

Hi!

Hello, David.

Hello, David.

He's always here.

Does this kid have a home or what?

Bernie, his parents are divorced. His mother works.

Hey, I'm an orphan. Do I go around asking for breaks?

We're going swimming later. We have room left for one little boy.

And we might even have a swimming suit for you.

I got mine on.

The navy could use men like you.

The property's been tied up in an estate now for over three years.

And, of course, they really want to sell.

They're not interested in a long-term lease.

Well, we'd just like the place for 26 days.

And we'll take it in "as is" condition.

We're cousins.

We like to vacation together informally.

As long as there's a swimming pool, we have everything we need.

$7,500 a month, plus the pool man and utilities.

We won't be needing the pool man.

I prefer to do that myself. They use so much chlorine.

My eyes are very sensitive.

But they're lovely.

Thank you.

The clubhouse is closed, boys.

Well, maybe they'd give us permission to use the pool.