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Fuck, we're bleeding.

Great, now I got brain coming out of the wound.

Raise his head, and give him 100 grams of mannitol.

Let's put him in burst suppression.

What's his blood pressure?

117 over 72.

Are we maintaining cerebral perfusion?

Core body temperature is 34.5.

117 over 72.

Are we maintaining cerebral perfusion?

Core body temperature is 34.5.

We've loaded him with Dilantin and decadron.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Julie.

I need two frasers and some aneurism clips.

We need to stop all this bleeding.

And I'm gonna need lots of gel foam and cottonoids...

are you going to want to do a ventriculostomy?

Absolutely.

Let the c-t scanners know we'll be coming in after surgery.

If we make it that far, if we make it that far.

If we make it that far.

that shit smells awful.

It's fenugreek.

Fenugreek?

What the fuck is fenugreek?

Want to try some?

It's delicious.

No thanks.

Here, put a little maple syrup on it.

Mmm.

Could you hurry up?

I don't want to be late for my funeral.

Relax, you got plenty of time.

Hell, you got nothing but time.

Which doesn't exist anyway, so.

You don't know what you're missing!

Goddamnit, David, I told you I wanted to be cremated.

Come on, Nate, you can do this.

You can do this.

Cat...

Tack.

No, reverse it.

Cat.

Cack.

Almost.

Cat, cat.

Cack.

Let's try another one.

Duck.

Huck.

Close.

Goat.

Go...

Goat.

Go...

Let's take a break.

Go... o.

She's definitely got your nose,

and your eyes.

Look at that face.

Look at this little person we created.

I love it when she does that.

When she sort of jerks?

Right before she falls off to sleep?

And then wakes herself up?

You freaked out the first time she ever did it.

I remember that feeling of falling,

when I was little, like I was falling out of bed,

and it always woke me up.

Like I was scared of what I was gonna fall into,

but...

That never happens to me anymore.

God.

We lose so much, you know?

Oh, great.

Oh, great, he's got the hiccups again.

Shake him and scream in his face.

What?

The world is hostile and terrifying place,

he needs to learn that.

If your mother talks about what a gassy baby you were

and him getting that from you again, I will scream.

I'll start farting.

Thank god we got high before we came.

Call me crazy, buddy boy.

But I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference who won.

They're all crooks anyway.

How can you not care?

I mean, what about that bullshit "acceptance" speech

language. He gave a couple of weeks ago...

when he said "I was not elected to serve one party but one nation?"

Yeah, the operative words there being, "not elected".

You want the end piece?

I don't eat red meat.

I made you a chicken breast.

Nate, if you didn't want to see George Bush in the white house,

then you shouldn't have voted for Ralph nader.

I'm sorry I'm late.

The traffic was like, severely ridiculous.

Ruth.

Merry Christmas.

Here you are.

You don't look well.

I think I might be coming down with a cold.

Oh, dear, let me feel your forehead.

It's okay, mom, people get colds.

Anybody want the end piece?

Nate?

Sure, I'll take it.

Everyone save some room for dessert.

Mother, are you trying to sabotage my diet?

Of course not, Trisha.

I fully support your commitment to hating yourself

for not having the ass of a 10-year-old boy.

Why do you always have to be so crude?

Because god is punishing you through me.

Fisher funeral chapel, Nate Fisher speaking.

I'm so terribly sorry.

Yes, we are open today.

Ah, any time before eleven?

Just once I wish we could make it through Christmas dinner

without somebody dying.

We'll be waiting for you.

Heart attack.

Thank god for small favors.

Aw, shit, I've seen this one before.

That was doctor schroedinger.

Kitty, it make it...

What're we watching this for?

Because it's what's on.

Quit flappin' your trap, I like this show.

So...

The universe has split in two.

Two?

Try two billion!

What's gonna happen to us?

There, there.

We always end up in a universe in which we exist.

Remember Copenhagen?

Ah, yes...

The eigenvalues in bloom.

You just keep telling yourself

everything that can happen, does...

Somewhere.

Oh shit, I seen this one before.

You wanna tell me what's going on?

I just need you to answer a few questions for me.

Do you believe that your consciousness

affects the behavior of subatomic particles?

Am I alive or am I dead?

Do you believe particles move backwards and forwards in time

and appear in all possible places at once?

And if I am dead, is this heaven or hell?

Do you believe that the universe is constantly splitting

into billions of parallel universes?

What the fuck do I care?!

You only get one choice,

so, you may want to think about this.

Just tell me.

Am I dead?

Yes or no.

Yes...

And no.

Some places you're dead, some places you're alive.

Some places, you never even existed.

Possibly, theoretically.

Or who knows, this could just be the anesthesia talking.

Go ahead.

Open the box.

Fuck it.

No, I never actually flat-lined,

I just woke up and later they told me

the avm ruptured during surgery.

So what does that mean, ruptured?

Well, it just, you know, exploded.

My head actually exploded.

I should've died, or had some kind of lasting brain damage,

but I pulled through and seven months later

nothing even shows up on an m.R.I.

Wow.

You're really lucky.

I am so fucking lucky.

So fucking lucky.

Right?

Oh, that is beautiful.

His doesn't have the inlay.

Where did you get this?

My boss Carol had to have a lot of jewelry made

for this king Arthur cable movie?

She turned us onto the guy who did it.

I still can't believe how fast you two got married.

It wasn't that fast.

We've actually been together eight years.

You know, on and off.

Between here and Seattle.

Well, you look really happy.

Good. I am really happy.