Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.

-I love this photo of Walter. -Mm, so cute.

You got a hottie for a boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Is he my boyfriend?

I mean, I know he likes me,

but we haven't really defined the relationship yet.

That's okay. Kai and I haven't DTR'd yet, either.

I consider us as "engaged to be engaged."

How serious can Walter be about me?

I'm not even on his main Instagram grid.

If I was his girlfriend, I'd be on main.

How come I'm not on main?

Lahela, relax.

You've said it yourself,

you and Walter don't have any cute couple shots.

Get the pics, get on main.

Stephanie Marie Denisco, you are a genius!

Game recognizes game.

Walter and I are going to Big Kanoa's Tiny Golf tomorrow.

There's this waterfall on the sixth hole that would make a great backdrop.

You should come and take pics.

Um, a third-wheel paparazzi might seem weird.

Maybe if we had a fourth?

Oh, no, my slipper!

Hey, Kai!

Wanna go mini golfing with me, Steph, and Walter tomorrow?

We're all set.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time is extremely...

Mom! Do you know where the flour is?

I need it for the Oahu Pie Competition.

Since you guys loved my cookie cake so much,

here's my next idea.

One word. Cookie pie.

That's two words, and the flour is next to the canola oil.

Cool.

What's canola oil?

I'll find the flour,

but then, you have to let me rehearse my presentation for the Chief of Staff.

Why do you even care what that guy thinks? You don't even like him.

You call him "Dr. Name Dropper."

Dr. Name Dropper is still the head of the hospital.

And any time I get a chance to present to him

is an opportunity for me to effect real change at work.

Even if I have to listen to his story

about running a 5K with Bruno Mars' hat guy.

Move.

I live with ferrets.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time

-is extremely-- -Mom!

You didn't finish my rock.

The Greek Gods show is tonight, and I can't be Sisyphus with this.

It's just a beach ball.

Your show's not until four.

I'm gonna wrap the ball in butcher paper

as soon as I finish rehearsing my presentation.

And after you find me the flour.

-Yeah. -And get Dad out of the good bathroom.

He's been in there all morning,

and I need the floor-length mirror to check my fit.

Hey, babe, do you know where the moisturizer is?

I need to maintain my dewy glow.

And I need to finish my presentation!

I am locking myself in the bathroom.

Nobody bother me.

See if my moisturizer's in there.

All this pretty takes work.

See, the key to putting

is to figure out the magnitude and angle of the total velocity.

You know, your basic Pythagorean theorem.

Yeah, I don't think Steph and I have reached that chapter yet.

Well, you don't need to be good at math to know that Walter is getting wrecked.

Hey, it's been hard to line up a putt, my side hurts.

I think I pulled something while surfing.

You'll turn it around at the next hole.

It's my favorite because of the picturesque waterfall.

Waterfalls are so romantic.

Swimming in them, standing next to them.

Using your good side to gaze at a rock...

Steph!

-We've gotta keep these good vibes going. -Steph!

I heard about an escape room in Mililani. We should go.

Oh, yeah. I've always wanted to try one of those escape room things.

It'll be so fun.

You guys in? Say you're in.

Yeah, we're in.

Steph, could you grab a pic?

Right, sorry. Sorry.

Here we go.

Love it. Now let's try one like you didn't just get kicked in the nads by a donkey.

My bad.

Okay, I'm ready.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I... it's just my stomach again.

Can you tell me where the pain is?

It was here, but it's kind of moved to the side.

-Have you had your appendix out? -No, why?

Pain transferring from the center of the abdomen to the lower right quadrant

is usually a sign of appendicitis.

But I won't know for sure

until I can check your white blood count at the hospital.

I don't have to go to the hospital.

I'm fine. Let us...

This is Dr. Kamealoha. Prepare the OR.

I mean, do I really need surgery?

Well, during my examination, you exhibited "rebound tenderness,"

which can be a sign that your appendix is close to rupturing.

-That sounds bad. -It's gonna be okay.

I called ahead. They're getting the OR prepped.

We have the best surgeons.

What's going on?

Multi-car pile-up on the H-1. Just happened. More coming!

Dr. Lee, I called about an appy.

We have the patient being prepped. Who's on the schedule?

I need a crash cart to exam room one. Stat!

-Everybody's busy. You do the appy. -Oh, but, no. I...

This isn't a discussion. Do it.

Walter, I'm doing your surgery.

-There isn't anyone else? -I'm sorry.

Because of the accident on the H-1, there isn't.

But don't worry. I've done a ton of these. Look at me.

I got you.

When's the Chief of Staff getting here?

I don't know.

He's 40 minutes late.

I'm a doctor, not an Uber driver circling the airport.

I know.

I'm trying to get to my son's school by four for his Greek Gods show.

Oh, I don't need your life history.

I was just wondering where Dr. Choi was.

Ah.

Sorry I'm late, people. I was talking to Magic Johnson.

You got off the phone with Magic to come to a staff meeting?

When I grow up, I wanna be you.

Well, I had to thank him

because he sent me this box of frozen steaks.

An NBA legend knows your home address. That's dope.

Is it? I guess I never really thought about it like that

because we're such good friends.

Now, unfortunately, I can't eat them

because I am doing a red meat fast with Bruno Mars' hat guy.

Bruno Mars is Honolulu royalty. Respect.

You get a steak! You get a steak!

You get a steak! You get a steak!

-Do you mind if I... -Yes, Clara! Everyone gets a steak!

Ah, New York strip?

Um...

What's up?

Oh. Presentation. Yes. Go, go, go.

Okay, hospital... Okay.

Hospital efficiency.

How we use or misuse our time is...

I am so sorry.

I was just thinking about this video Magic sent me.

It's of this guy in sunglasses flipping his speedboat

to Turn Down For What.

Oh, we should watch it. You know, I'm sorry. No, no, no.

No, no. Well, yeah. Well, let's watch it.

-Yeah? All right. -DR.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah. -DR.Let's watch it.

I can't think of a better way of spending a seminar on efficiency

than watching a seven-year-old YouTube video.

Lots of Nordstrom tabs open. Just go for it, girl!

Take a chance, you know they got great returns!

Okay, check this out.

Oh! Right? Am I right?

Hey, you guys wanna spy on my dog?

-Aloha. -Hey, Walter.

How you feeling since you got your appendix out?

It's so good to see you, right here in the flesh.

Sorry. Do I know you, guys?

Oh, my God, you're so funny.

Wait, do you really not know who we are?

It's us, Noelani and Charles.

No-no and Chuckles?

Noels? Charlani?

-Lahela must have talked about us. -Yeah.

We're like her mentor slash best friends slash stylist

slash the wind beneath her wings.

Oh. Hey, guys.

What the heck, Lahela?

Walter doesn't even know who we are and we know everything about him?

I know he wrote his English paper

on "The Eyes of T.J. Eckleburg" in The Great Gatsby.

And I was the one that likes every one of his Instagram posts!

I mean, I went deep.

I was the one to tell you he had a Cocker Spaniel!

I’m sorry. Is the multi-car pile-up all sorted then?

Yeah, it could use some tidying up.

-We should probably go. -Hmm.

Manolo.

Sorry about that. I brought you something.

"It's a boy"?

Yeah, slim pickings at the hospital gift shop.

It was that or the "World's Best Grandpa" mug, so...

-Thanks. -How you feeling?

Okay.

On a scale of one to ten, what would you rate your pain level?

I'll let you in on a little secret.

My male patients usually respond with six no matter how bad it is,