5 Doctors

Senator! Now, if...

Life is a beating. All right?

And the sooner you understand that, the better.

Hit it.

- You're the dog Walker? - I'm really sorry.

She's a Pomeranian, Paul,

a show dog.

That's $14,000 you let just walk off down the street

on Melrose.

Did you say Melrose?

Awesome. Thanks, Spencer. It was really nice.

- Great. - Sorry to keep you waiting.

No worries. Thanks, guys. Nice to meet you guys.

Oh, can we just get you to slate one more time?

Oh, sure.

- Uh, Spencer... - Camera.

Spencer Kaminski.

And to the side.

- And should I say it again? - No.

Okay, back to camera.

And your name one more time.

Spencer Kaminski.

Okay, thank you.

Great. Thanks, guys.

Okay, we have one more. Right?

Hey, Betsy, this is Spencer Kaminski.

I'm just calling to see if you've heard anything yet.

Obviously I do know that it is 5:00a.m. in L.A.

And I apologize.

I just... yeah, I had to pop back to New York,

actually, for a quick second today,

but I will be back in L.A. tomorrow.

I'm taking the red eye flight back tonight.

Uh, just taking care of a few obligations today,

but I'm good to go for a callback

if I should get a callback.

I think the audition went well,

so we'll see.

Anyway, so, call me back, Betsy.

Oh, this is Spencer Kaminski, by the way. Thanks.

Spencer!

- Hey. - Hey, man.

Good to see you. Hi.

- Nice jacket. - Thanks.

Oh, that's the new steakhouse.

Did you hear about that? It's great.

When you go in, it's like you're in Paris or something.

Paris. Wow, that sounds... that sounds great.

So my 4:15 got moved to 4:45,

so we're just gonna have to hustle after Dr. Kaplan.

Four... okay, 4:45.

4:45 p... p.m.?

Jay, did you...

did you take a look at the itinerary I sent you?

As in the email?

It was attached to the email, yeah.

Um, I did click on it, and I think I, like...

it got covered another window, and then I tried to find it,

and it got moved.

It's okay. It's fine. It's fine.

I printed you a copy.

- There you go. - Okay?

So for Dr. Suzuki,

MapQuest says it's faster if we cut through town

and then go up Ravensdale. What do you think?

Uh, these are all doctor's appointments?

Jay, did you not read the email that I sent you?

No, I... I read it.

I just... the attachment, it like, opened,

and then I couldn't find it.

Okay, I have five doctor's appointments today.

Can you take me to five doctor's appointments?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, great.

It's just, um, it is a school day.

Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

No, it's fine. I just have to go back there at some point

because it's, like, my job. You know?

But... yeah, it's fine.

I... I mean, I'm just happy to see you.

Thanks, brother.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

So, Spencer, you don't have, like, different doctors in California?

What do you mean?

Like, why couldn't you just go to the doctors they have out there?

These are my doctors.

I trust them. They trust me.

It's a whole thing. You don't mess with that.

- Spencer... - Hmm.

So, California.

Right? Do you go to the beach, like, every day?

No, not a lot of time for the beach.

The last six months has been a lot of, like,

figuring out how to roll out the next thing.

You know?

Have you not seen "the fucked up brother-in-law?"

It's a... it's a video?

Yeah, it's a video. It went super-viral.

Everyone was sharing it. You didn't see it?

No, I had to get rid of my Internet stuff

'cause one of my students kept posting...

here, I can just pull it up for you.

Yeah, I mean, basically,

it's just me as this girl's brother-in-law, you know.

I show up at Thanksgiving. I'm doing all kinds of crazy shit.

I don't know. It's funny. You gotta see it.

But it's initially what got me my agent, Betsy.

- Betsy? - Yeah, and she's been,

you know, sending me out on these auditions,

and I actually auditioned for a pilot.

Um... I'm waiting to hear about...

supposed to hear about it today.

Wow, congratulations

yeah, it's this ABC sitcom.

It's about dog walkers.

I'll be playing a... playing a dog Walker.

It's a good role. It's a... it's a great role

'cause he, like, you know, he loves the dogs,

but he's conflicted about it, and, you know...

Hey, speaking of dogs,

you wanna hear a funny story?

Sure.

I was walking on Ravensdale the other day,

like where Ravensdale hits the library,

and all of a sudden I realized

there was this little dog next to me.

No collar, no leash, nothing,

so I just looked at him, and I was, like,

"hello, Mr. dog.

How are you doing?"

As it's looking up at me.

I was, like, literally talking to a dog.

Mr. Kaminski?

Here, man. Watch "the fucked up brother-in-law."

Get down, motherfuckers. We're doing body shots.

- S... sorry. I just... - get down, motherfuckers.

- I don't know how to... - Fuck, fuck, fuck...

Anybody mind if I twerk in here?

Hello, Spencer.

Nice to see you again.

Your father's told us all about your big Hollywood career.

Seems we haven't seen you in a few years.

Yep.

Remind me to tell you

about this idea for a television show

my husband and I have.

I think it's a guaranteed hit.

So what brings you here?

Listen, Dr. Suzuki,

I just feel... I don't know,

I just feel crazy.

- I'm sorry, crazy? - Yeah, I feel crazy.

I don't feel like myself.

You know? I'm tired all the time.

I feel dizziness.

Like there's cloudiness in front of my eyes,

like I'm not all the way here.

My skin feels tight, too tight.

And at night my arms and my back

will burn like there's fire on my arms and back.

I have hot feelings in my face,

hot hands, the hottest hands,

and I have this rash on my back

that just keeps getting worse,

and, you know, it hurts when I blink sometimes.

I don't know.

I know this sounds a little extreme,

but I just feel like I'm... dying.

You mentioned you had a rash?

Yeah, let's do the rash, then the hot hands.

Is this your dog?

No, it's just, like, a compilation

of different cute dogs

from all over the world.

- They're all so cute. - Yeah.

How'd it go?

Went fine, man. Just a routine checkup. You know.

Oh, okay, great.

Thank you for your service, sir.

- Is your neck okay? - Yeah, it's fine.

Oh.

Okay, I'm just gonna run in and just lock my classroom.

Oh, it's your cousins.

- Travis? - No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh.

Shh. Could you, just...

Okay, um, truth is, Jay,

It's... it's supposed to be a surprise,

me being back in town.

- A surprise? - Yeah.

You know, you are the only one who knows,

so I'm going to surprise my family later,

so I can't really be seen by anybody yet, you know?

Oh, okay.

That's fun.

That's gonna be really fun.

- Okay, cool. - That's great.

- Uh, Spencer? - Yeah.

Are you gonna... are you gonna jump out?

- I'm not sure what you... - Are you gonna, like...