The 7D

¶ Hi-ho ¶

¶ Hi-ho, here we go now ¶

¶ Hi-ho, ith the flow now ¶

¶ Hi-ho, say hello now ¶

¶ It's time for the 7D ¶

¶ Happy's songs are always sunny ¶

¶ Sneezy's nose is always runny ¶

¶ Dopey's gags are always funny ¶

¶ Hi-ho from the 7D ¶ ¶ Hi-ho ¶

¶ Bashful's shy and Doc is bright ¶

¶ Sleepy snoozes day and night ¶

¶ Grumpy's wound a bit too tight ¶

¶ Hi-ho from the 7D ¶ ¶ Hi-Ho ¶

¶ Make way for the 7D ¶ ¶ Hi-ho ¶

FANTASTIC, FELLAS.

NOW ONE MORE TIME FROM THE TOP.

YOU'RE BUSTIN' OUR ONIONS.

WE'VE ALREADY PLAYED IT SIX TIMES, HAPPY.

SEVEN'S THE CHARM.

MY WIPS ARE WUMB.

YOUR WIPS ARE WUMB?

MY WIPS ARE WOLLEN.

YOU WANNA GO BOWLING?

WE CAN'T GO BOWLING.

WE GOT A CONCERT TONIGHT.

MY LIPS ARE NUMB AND SWOLLEN.

YOUR LIPS ARE NUMB AND SWOLLEN?

THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY THE TUBA.

OH, THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST HEROES DAY CONCERT EVER!

HEROES DAY CELEBRATES JOLLYWOOD'S FOUNDING FATHERS.

LONG, LONG AGO,

OUR KINGDOM WAS RULED BY A WICKED WARLOCK.

HE WAS A REAL BIG MEANY.

BUT THE SEVEN WISE FOUNDING FATHERS

OF JOLLYWOOD BANDED TOGETHER AND DEFEATED HIM...

AND YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN DA FEET ON HIM!

HIGH FOUR, SNEEZE MAN.

I COULD HEAR THAT JOKE EVERY DAY.

AND WE DO.

AND NOW, EVERY YEAR,

WE CELEBRATE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS

AND ALL OF JOLLYWOOD'S HEROES

WITH A BIG CONCERT,

AND A SPECTACULAR FIREWORKS SHOW.

AND THIS YEAR, THE QUEEN ASKED ME

TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE SHOW,

SO I DID!

IT'S HAPPY'S MUSICAL MASTERPIECE.

I CALL IT THE JOLLYWOOD JAM.

I CALL IT MY WIPS ARE WUMB.

HEROES DAY MAKES ME FEEL GLOOPY.

OH, DON'T BE SUCH A SAD PANTS, GRIMMY.

BUT HILDY, HOW CAN MY PANTS NOT BE SAD

ON THE DAY THAT JOLLYWOOD IS ALL HAPPY PANTS ABOUT

KICKIN' OUT MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDPAPA GLOOM?

TODAY, NOTHING CAN MAKE ME NOT BOO-HOOEY.

NOT EVEN A PREZZIE?

A PREZZIE? FOR ME?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

OH! OH, HILDY!

A WAND!

NOT JUST ANY WAND, GRIM.

IT'S A BRAND-NEW Y-WIZARD. TRY IT!

OKAY. ALA-CA...

SH! THAT'S THE BEST PART.

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SAY A SPELL.

IT'S ON "READ YOUR MIND" MODE.

EXCELLENT.

IT DID READ MY MIND. FANCY-SCHMANCY.

THE MOST POWERFUL WAND IN JOLLYWOOD

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU COME UP WITH, A KITTY?

GRIM, THIS WAND CAN DO ANYTHING. THINK BIGGER!

YEAH, BIGGER.

BIG KITTY!

UGH!

YOU HAVE A VERY POWERFUL NEW WAND.

UH-HUH.

AY, ALL OF JOLLYWOOD IS GATHERED FOR HEROES DAY.

RIGHT.

SO... YOU ARE GOING TO USE YOUR NEW WAND

TO RUIN HEROES DAY.

- I AM? - YOU ARE.

I ARE.

FIVE MINUTES TO SHOW TIME.

EVERYONE HERE?

QUEEN DELIGHTFUL, CHECK.

SQUIRE PECKINGTON, CHECK.

SIR YIPSALOT, CHECK.

7D.

7D? 7D! WHERE ARE THE 7D?

I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, LORD STARCHBOTTOM.

MAYBE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR PARKING.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

WITHOUT THE 7D, WE DON'T HAVE A SHOW.

SQUIRE PECKINGTON.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

FETCH THE 7D.

NOT YOU, SIR YIPSALOT.

NO FETCHING FOR YOU. COME BACK HERE.

7D, SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.

WE BETTER GET CRANKING, DOC.

YOU GOT IT.

FOLLOW THAT BIRD.

EXCELLENT SAMMY.

WHY DIDN'T WE TRAVEL BY BROOM, MY HILDY-WILDY?

IF WE WANT TO RUIN HEROES DAY,

FIRST WE HAVE TO FIT IN, SO BROOM, NO.

SILLY HATS, YES.

SKATE SPEEDILY, PEACHES.

LOOK OUT!

BRAKES, PEACHES, BRAKES!

I THINK I BRUISED MY WIPS.

EVERYBODY OKAY?

OH, NO, THE 7D.

GRIM, COVER YOUR FACE.

THAT WAS FUN.

SORRY, EH. OOPSIE-DOOPSIE, EH.

OOH, COME ON, GUYS, WE GOT A CONCERT TO GIVE.

WOAD HOG!

PEACHES, YOU'RE A SPEED DEMON.

WE GOTTA GET YOU SOME DRIVING LESSONS.

LET'S GO, GRIM, BEFORE THEY SPOT US.

LET'S GET A MOVE ON, 7D.

All: HI-HO!

OH, DEAR, WHERE ARE THEY?

All: WE'RE HERE!

OH, GOOD, YOU FOUND PARKING.

QUEEN DELIGHTFUL, YOU'RE ON.

OH, YOUR SPEECH.

AHEM. ICE CREAM, SOUR BALLS, PEANUT BRITTLE.

ROCK SALT...

THAT'S MY GROCERY LIST.

HERE'S YOUR SPEECH. HERE IT IS, YOUR SPEECH.

AHEM.

WELCOME TO HEROES DAY!

HEROES DAY, YEAH!

All: HEROES, HEROES!

RIGHT. FIRST, I'M GONNA TURN QUEEN DELIGHTFUL

INTO A DONKEY.

TA-DA! I DID IT.

BRAVE, COURAGEOUS AND TRUE.

TA-DA, YOU DID NOT. GIMME THAT.

AND ON THIS HEROES DAY,

WE CELEBRATE WITH MUSIC...

AND A SPARKLY BOOM-BOOM SKY SHOW. OOH!

FOR THE BIGGEST BOOM,

I BUILT THE FIZZ-GIG THINGAMAJIG,

SO THAT THE FIREWORKS AT THE END OF THE SHOW

WOULD BE EXACTLY LIKE HAPPY PICTURED THEM.

WHEN I WROTE THIS PIECE,

I WASN'T JUST COMING UP WITH MUSIC.

IN MY MIND, I WAS SEEING

ALL THE AMAZING PICTURES THAT CAN GO WITH IT.

GRUMPY.

MY WIPS ARE STILL WUMB.

AND NOW, TO HONOR THE HEROES OF OUR KINGDOM,

THE 7D PRESENT THE WORLD PREMIERE

OF A NEW COMPOSITION BY HAPPY,

"THE JOLLYWOOD JAM!"

TAKE IT AWAY, HAPPY! GO, YOU!

HAPPY, HAPPY. HAPPY RULES! YEAH!

LADIES AND JOLLY MEN,

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO, AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE.

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OOH!

IN ALL FAIRNESS, HAPPY DID SAY TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

¶ HI-HO, GA-DOOKA-LOOKA, JOLLYWOOD ¶

¶ HI-HO, GA-DOOKA-LOOKA, JOLLYWOOD HI-HO OH-OH, OH ¶

THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.

COWABUNGA!

HANG 7D! RIGHTEOUS!

UGH! THIS WAND IS USELESS.

THE Y-WIZARD SHOULDN'T WORK LIKE THIS.

IT SHOULD WORK LIKE... THAT!

THAT'S YOUR WAND, GRIM.

THIS IS THAT SMILEY GUY'S MUSIC STICK.

WE'VE GOTTA GET MY WAND BACK.

AND THEY'RE COMING AROUND THE FINAL TURN.

THEY'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH. 'S DOWN TO THE WIRE.

AH-CHOO!

Queen: AND IT'S SNEEZY BY A NOSE.

WOW, IS THIS IN THE BUDGET?

WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THIS?

¶ HI-HO ¶

¶ HI-HO, THE 7D ¶

¶ ARE IN THE HOUSE ¶

¶ HI-HO ¶

¶ THE 7D ¶

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BUT I LOVE IT!

I DON'T WANNA PUT IT DOWN.

I WANNA PLAY ALL THE TIME, DAY AND NIGHT.

HEY, I THINK I WON.

NOW MY WIPS ARE WEALLY, WEALLY WUMB.

BEES! THEY HAVE STINGIES! I'M ALLERGIC!

- WHOA! - UGH.

IT'S ALL YOURS, GRIM.

RUIN HEROES DAY.

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPAPA GLOOM.

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE PART SO FAR.